# Macaulay Culkin . . . NOT dead.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/macaulay-culkin-not-dead/704417>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 12, 2014, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/macaulay-culkin-not-dead/704417 "2014-11-12T04:02:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2014, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/macaulay-culkin-not-dead/704417/1 "2014-11-12T04:02:07Z")

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Macaulay Culkin is alive and well.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2014, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/macaulay-culkin-not-dead/704417/2 "2014-11-12T04:08:09Z")

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I expect you to keep updating that hourly until he dies.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2014, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/macaulay-culkin-not-dead/704417/3 "2014-11-12T04:11:28Z")

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What about Generalissimo Francisco Franco?

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2014, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/macaulay-culkin-not-dead/704417/4 "2014-11-12T04:14:26Z")

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> [@MEBuckner](#):
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> What about Generalissimo Francisco Franco?

He’s not doing as well as Abe Vigoda.

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**Author:** ![robert\_columbia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@robert\_columbia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robert_columbia)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2014, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/macaulay-culkin-not-dead/704417/5 "2014-11-12T04:21:45Z")

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> [@MEBuckner](#):
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> What about Generalissimo Francisco Franco?

Still dead, I’m afraid.

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2014, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/macaulay-culkin-not-dead/704417/6 "2014-11-12T17:19:29Z")

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> [@panache45](#):
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> Macaulay Culkin is alive and well.

They must have confused him with his career.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2014, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/macaulay-culkin-not-dead/704417/7 "2014-11-12T17:43:37Z")

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> [@panache45](#):
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> Macaulay Culkin is alive and well.

You say that like it’s a good thing.😕

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2014, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/macaulay-culkin-not-dead/704417/8 "2014-11-12T17:43:37Z")

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> [@robert\_columbia](#):
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> Still dead, I’m afraid.

Sorry, I’m a bit hard of hearing…what did you say?

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2014, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/macaulay-culkin-not-dead/704417/9 "2014-11-12T18:39:49Z")

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> [@Suburban\_Plankton](#):
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> Sorry, I’m a bit hard of hearing…what did you say?

[A public service.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=butZyxI-PRs)