# Machetero and Diogenes the Cynic are used cum bags

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**Created:** [November 14, 2004, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/machetero-and-diogenes-the-cynic-are-used-cum-bags/274756 "2004-11-14T20:33:18Z")\
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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2004, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/machetero-and-diogenes-the-cynic-are-used-cum-bags/274756/65 "2004-11-15T02:12:42Z")

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> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#):
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> Never mind, **Tucker** , I think you meant to say _over_ the age of 14.

Yeah, I did.

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> One more thing, though, **neuroman** didn’t say this guy was 20, did he? He said he was “in his 20’s,” which could make him as old as 29.

But we don’t know that, so why don’t you put away your Jump to Conclusions Mat[sup]TM[/sup] like a good hysterical lunatic?

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> “But she’s really mature for her age” [snort]
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> If I had a dime for every time I heard that one.
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> Isn’t that what Mary Kay Letourneau said?

Who the fuck cares what she said? I’ve met 12 year olds who’ve been more mature than some of the 70 year olds I know.

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> Self delusion, man. Self delusion.

You know, maybe if you started to listen to people and not the labels you’ve attached to them, you might, just might, be able to learn something. Given the fact that I’ve met **boys** who were very mature for their age (and I’m a straight male, with no desire to “sample the other way of life” so there’s no way I could be allowing hormones to cloud my judgement), I’d say that the only one who was delusional here was you.

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> I can’t believe I’m the only one here who thinks it’s sleazy to bone teenage girls. Do any of you have daughters?

I don’t have any kids, but I’ve **always** thought the restrictions we place on women’s sexuality were totally bogus.

Oh yeah, you’ll love this **DtC** , about 10 years ago, I happened to run into a friend of mine’s daughter. She was 16 at the time, dressed in some skimpy summer clothes, and looked _damned_ sexy. The next time I saw my friend, he asked me what I thought of his daughter. You know what I told him? I said, “If she wasn’t your daughter, I’d fuck the hell out of her.” He got the biggest shit eating grin on his face. 😃 Oh yeah, and if I _had_ nailed her, I wouldn’t have made any claims about her “being mature for her age” (at least not mentally, physically, that’s another story). Quite simply, she was freakin’ hot, and if she’d been over the legal limit, (which would have made her 17) I’d have been more than happy to bang her, **if that’s what she wanted**.

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