# Mad Cow Disease? Woman Arrested for being Disorderly in Cow Suit

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mad-cow-disease-woman-arrested-for-being-disorderly-in-cow-suit/465983>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 1, 2008, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mad-cow-disease-woman-arrested-for-being-disorderly-in-cow-suit/465983 "2008-10-01T12:09:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
**Page:** 2

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2008, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mad-cow-disease-woman-arrested-for-being-disorderly-in-cow-suit/465983/21 "2008-10-01T22:16:44Z")

</div>

> [@Harmonious\_Discord](#):
>
> …supernumerary teats

_That’s_ a band name.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2008, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mad-cow-disease-woman-arrested-for-being-disorderly-in-cow-suit/465983/22 "2008-10-01T23:11:33Z")

</div>

Somebody get Denny Crane on the case.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2008, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mad-cow-disease-woman-arrested-for-being-disorderly-in-cow-suit/465983/23 "2008-10-02T00:14:01Z")

</div>

perhaps she was hoping for a job at chik fil a?

i saw it on cnn this morning, first thing i thought was i’m sure keith olbermann will have this on his show tonight.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2008, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mad-cow-disease-woman-arrested-for-being-disorderly-in-cow-suit/465983/24 "2008-10-02T13:55:57Z")

</div>

I heard she was charged with a mooving violation.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2008, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mad-cow-disease-woman-arrested-for-being-disorderly-in-cow-suit/465983/25 "2008-10-02T14:18:18Z")

</div>

You udder show her more respect.

Here’s trivia I found while looking around.

The teats have sphincters. Isn’t that disturbing when you hear it?:eek:

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2008, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mad-cow-disease-woman-arrested-for-being-disorderly-in-cow-suit/465983/26 "2008-10-02T16:51:28Z")

</div>

> [@Harmonious\_Discord](#):
>
> You udder show her more respect.
> 
> Here’s trivia I found while looking around.
> 
> The teats have sphincters. Isn’t that disturbing when you hear it?:eek:

Teat sphincters? Er … band name? Actually, I think Sphincter Teats sounds better. Anyone need a new user name? “How do you do, Sphincter Teats at your service!” It has a nice ring to it.

Sphincter Teats.

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mad-cow-disease-woman-arrested-for-being-disorderly-in-cow-suit/465983.md?page=1)