# Mad Mad House 3/11 episode

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 12, 2004, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mad-mad-house-3-11-episode/233873 "2004-03-12T09:21:37Z")\
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**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2004, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mad-mad-house-3-11-episode/233873/21 "2004-03-13T22:19:01Z")

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> [@bobkitty](#):
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> “Better you should rush upon this blade than enter the circle with fear in your heart.” The actual finish should be something along the lines of “How do you come here?” with the respondent saying “In perfect love and perfect trust.” However, obviously the norms weren’t going to know that, so they changed it to something I can’t remember (but was probably “do you come here of your own free will?”) that promoted the automatic response “I do.”

That show’s all those people who say that everything Fiona knows she learned by watching Practical magic and charmed.

She obviously watched The Craft.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2004, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mad-mad-house-3-11-episode/233873/22 "2004-03-13T22:20:58Z")

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> [@bobkitty](#):
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> And uses freshly baked chocolate chip cookies and warm milk as an offering? Yeah, I knew. 😃

No, no! Carob chips. Chocolate is plantation-raised, causing a drop in local species diversity and exploiting native populations. And milk is just icky! Ewwww! Don’t you read ANY PETA ads?!

God, I’m starting to convince myself!

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2004, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mad-mad-house-3-11-episode/233873/23 "2004-03-15T03:41:21Z")

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I’ve got to say, that was the coolest game of _Memory_ I’ve ever seen 😃

I’m wondering how much longer Bonnie is going to last, though, now. They show the naked frolicking in the commercials, I don’t see her up for that if she couldn’t even play memory. And how many more episodes til Tim joins the nude sunbathing? If he wants to stick around, shouldn’t be many.

I’m not sure I’m glad that Kelly’s gone… What are they going to do for dramatic tension now? Ohhh…maybe Nichole can hook up with Avacado, causing accusations of favoritism. He’s quite attractive for a crunchie.

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