# Madam Palfrey commits suicide... and I call bullshit!

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 2, 2008, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madam-palfrey-commits-suicide-and-i-call-bullshit/447720 "2008-05-02T04:45:29Z")\
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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madam-palfrey-commits-suicide-and-i-call-bullshit/447720/61 "2008-05-06T13:28:00Z")

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[Authorities release Palfrey’s suicide notes.](http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/05/05/AR2008050501055.html?hpid=moreheadlines)

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madam-palfrey-commits-suicide-and-i-call-bullshit/447720/62 "2008-05-06T13:38:45Z")

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[QUOTE=Monty]  
I wouldn’t be at all surprised if a whacked-out nut-job conspiracy theory layout of Clue (Cluedo for you British types) were to be a best-seller.  
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The Fnord Motor Company did it with the aid of the Bavarian Illuminati and the Orbital Mind Control Lasers.

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**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madam-palfrey-commits-suicide-and-i-call-bullshit/447720/63 "2008-05-06T13:44:53Z")

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If anyone’s an expert on committing suicide, it’s the Ford Motor Company.

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