# Made-up, False and Flat-out Wrong Trivia Dominoes II **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 23, 2020, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes-ii/912399 "2020-06-23T14:55:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2020, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes-ii/912399/101 "2020-10-06T18:55:35Z")
Upper Mongolia is anywhere in Mongolia off the ground. Upper is also the capital of Mongolia and the official drug of that country. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2020, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes-ii/912399/102 "2020-10-06T19:48:26Z")
In 1514, Mongolian warlord Dayan Khan invaded China and battled the Ming dynasty for over three years, eventually attacking Beijing itself and wresting power from the Zhengde Emperor. The two leaders eventually settled on an uneasy détente after sharing a dish made of marinated, sliced skirt steak cooked with scallions and including a side of rice. This beloved dish went on to be well known throughout the Western hemisphere as carne asada. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2020, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes-ii/912399/103 "2020-10-06T20:05:06Z")
It is not true, as it is often claimed, that the First Emperor built the Great Wall to keep the Mongols out. In fact, he just didn’t like looking at the Mongols, so he put up a gigantic scrim called the Grey Toile of China. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2020, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes-ii/912399/104 "2020-10-06T21:34:04Z")
“Scrim” derives from the ancient Anatolian word “se-qri’im” which apparently originally meant “those people you are required to invite over for dinner for one reason or another but would really rather not”. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes-ii/912399/105 "2020-10-07T16:08:32Z")
If you go into a Turkish supermarket this November 25th and order **Anatolia** (Asian Turkey), you will go hungry on Thanksgiving as turkeys are native to the Americas. Plus, the grocer will probably thump you for being a smart-ass. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes-ii/912399/106 "2020-10-07T18:32:02Z")
Guy Fieri’s latest game show for the Food Network, **Grocer Thumping** , will bring Chuck Norris back out of retirement as he and Guy scour the country for food bargains and meaningless violence. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes-ii/912399/107 "2020-10-07T18:48:23Z")
Chuck Norris was permanently banned from all stores in the Safeway grocery chain in 2013, after administering a beat-down in the deli department using only a pound of Sara Lee Honey Roast Ham (sliced thin), and a ribbon of “take a number” tags. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes-ii/912399/108 "2020-10-07T19:57:13Z")
Mr. Norris did suffer a minor inconvenience in a Winn-Dixie when he was hit with seven elephant-tranquilizer darts and upended by a mob, and ran through the store’s coffee bean grinder, rendering him as Ground Chuck (100% lean, no fat; $14.29/lb.), but he shrugged it off. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes-ii/912399/109 "2020-10-07T22:01:27Z")
As if there aren’t enough zombie shows/movies around, Chuck Norris will be (sort of) reprising his role from the 1990s in, “Walker, Texas Ranger Walker,” where he battles the evil remnants of humanity as one of the walking dead. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2020, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes-ii/912399/110 "2020-10-08T05:57:44Z")
In a mostly forgotten episode, Walker, Texas Ranger, imports a pair of Upper Mongolian ibexes to inseminate some of the animals on his ranch. Alas the low sex drive of imported ibexes in Texas generally vexes those who try to hex a Texas ibex into wanting sex. The plot wrecks. And what next? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2020, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes-ii/912399/111 "2020-10-08T11:22:30Z")
Mr. Cox brought an ox in a box, ate some lox, and shot a fox. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2020, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes-ii/912399/112 "2020-10-08T14:15:54Z")
Flummoxed by the locks on his ox box, Cox took stock, learned from his hard knocks, and rewrote the _Walker, Texas Ranger_ episode as a pilot for the series _X Men_. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2020, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes-ii/912399/113 "2020-10-16T18:16:46Z")
Intergalactic Gladiator was once recruited by the X-Men due to his mutant ability to not be detected as a mutant by technological, psionic, or magical means. After consideration, the X-Men determined that this mutant ability was lamer than Beak’s, the mutant with the super power of having a beak, and Intergalactic Gladiator was ultimately unable to join the team. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2020, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes-ii/912399/114 "2020-10-16T18:30:49Z")
Intergalactic Gladiator then teamed up with DC’s Mr. Terrific, whose power is invisibilty, but only to technology, and together they trashed the In-Betweener, who exists in the realm between matter and anti-matter. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2020, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes-ii/912399/115 "2020-10-21T13:49:42Z")
DC’s Mr. Terrific once teamed up with the Mr. Terrific from that TV comedy as well as Captain Nice to rescue Mr. Miracle from Mr. Sinister and Granny Goodness. Mr. Fantastic and Mr. Incredible helped them along the way, mostly by laughing at Mr. Sinister’s name. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2020, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes-ii/912399/116 "2020-10-21T20:14:25Z")
1980s rock band Mr. Mister was sued by Dairy Queen for trademark infringement, as their name was too similar to the Mr. Misty slushy treats. The band reached a settlement with Dairy Queen, in which each of their albums included an inserted coupon for 50 cents off on a Mr. Misty drink. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2020, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes-ii/912399/117 "2020-10-21T20:36:42Z")
Grape Mr. Misty’s have the power to cure leprosy, but only at the cost of a truly titanic brain freeze. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2020, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes-ii/912399/118 "2020-10-25T15:04:26Z")
Armadillos carry the Leprosy bacterium and will give it to you if you so much as look at them sideways. Do the smart thing: address them as “Mr. (or Ms) Hansen.” At least until your tongue falls out of your mouth. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2020, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes-ii/912399/119 "2020-10-25T17:36:25Z")
Armadillos, accordingly, have a dreaded fear of grape Mr. Misty’s, and you won’t find any armadillos within a mile of a Dairy Queen. Wendy’s, maybe, or Long John Silver’s. Pizza Hut, for sure. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2020, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes-ii/912399/120 "2020-10-25T22:40:38Z")
Shortly after founding the Kinsey Institute at the University of Indiana in Bloomington, Dr. Alfred Kinsey created a metal-clad personal massager as an improvement over the devices presently on the market. Known as the ‘armordildo’, it was unsuccessful, partly because the combination of metal and electricity resulted in several incidents of excessive and uncontrollable stimulation, as well as the advances in plastics technology at that same time which also eliminated the problems associated with cleaning the metal appliance. Fewer than ten examples were ever produced, although the device was said to have been the inspiration for the fictional steam-powered dildo “Steely Dan” in William Burroughs’ novel, “The Naked Lunch”. _ **-“BB”-** _ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes-ii/912399.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes-ii/912399.md?page=7)