# Made-Up, False and Flat-out Wrong Trivia Dominoes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 21, 2014, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580 "2014-04-21T03:04:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 167
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2014, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/3321 "2014-11-10T21:12:08Z")
Now it can be revealed: Orson Bean does not exist. Spiro Agnew never existed. They were both Prince Philip the entire time. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2014, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/3322 "2014-11-10T21:41:55Z")
However, Orson Agnew and Spiro Bean are two of Prince Phillip’s closest friends. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2014, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/3323 "2014-11-11T02:45:12Z")
The television series _Friends_ has been broadcast in over 150 different languages, but not Swahili. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2014, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/3324 "2014-11-11T02:49:39Z")
Swahili is actually the Swiss language, but it was too difficult for Swiss babies to learn so the government sold it to Kenya, Tanzania, Zanzibar, Uganda, Democratic Republic of Congo, Zambia, Mozambique, Malawi, Rwanda and Burundi, Somalia, and the Comoro Islands for $42,000 apiece. The funds were invested in the chocolate tree farm industry. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2014, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/3325 "2014-11-11T15:15:04Z")
Somalian Pizza Delivery Person was voted “Most Dangerous Occupation in the World” by KILLER JOBS web magazine. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2014, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/3326 "2014-11-11T17:43:29Z")
Black Widow, Tofu Scorpion and Fugu Pizza was voted the Most Dangerous Pizza in the World by KILLER PIZZA webs magazine. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2014, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/3327 "2014-11-11T17:57:55Z")
The mutated Tofu Scorpion Widower was declared the Most Dangerous Spider in the World by SPIDERS ARE NOT BUGS AND WE WILL KILL ANYONE WHO SAYS SO web magazine. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2014, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/3328 "2014-11-11T19:08:24Z")
In\* I, TEMPLETON\*, E.B. White’s unpublished sequel to CHARLOTTE’S WEB, Wilbur has become a bloated and corrupt feared hog who commands an army of millions of spider progeny of Charlotte and of whom even the Zuckerman family lives in terror. The Zuckermans sell their farm at a major loss to Farmer Jones, who destroys the spiders with a pesticide plane and takes back the farm in a bloodbath battle with the now feral and maneating Wilbur in The Boar War ultimately slaughtering the tyrannical and unmourned even by the other hogs. In order to prevent another hog ever from rising, Jones rules the farm with an iron meathook, until the advent of an intelligent son of Wilbur known as Major. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2014, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/3329 "2014-11-11T19:19:36Z")
::applause:: ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2014, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/3330 "2014-11-11T21:14:13Z")
_I, Templeton_ has been optioned for a movie by George Romero, the working title of which is _EIEI Oh, Shit!_. No other information has been released other than some tentative cast members that include John Goodman in the role of bloated, feral Wilbur. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2014, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/3331 "2014-11-12T02:12:08Z")
George Romero and Frank Darabont are collaborating with Robert Kirkman on a spin off of “The Walking Dead” featuring (hopefully) Chuck Norris, to be called “Walker, Texas Ranger Walker.” ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2014, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/3332 "2014-11-12T02:33:01Z")
When they contacted the aging Chuck Norris, they revised the spin off to be “Walker, Texas Ranger Walker with a Walker”. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2014, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/3333 "2014-11-12T02:56:56Z")
Naturally, Chuck’s a baseball fan, so the ultimate title became: “Walker, Texas Ranger Walker with a Walker Watching the Rangers.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2014, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/3334 "2014-11-12T12:43:25Z")
Then they decided to make it a new vehicle for Yogi Bear, and called it “Hello, Mr. Ranger, Sir”. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2014, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/3335 "2014-11-12T16:57:44Z")
The Maharishi Mahesh Yogi Bear was a hairy heavy gay spiritual leader who taught campers how to become one with their picnic baskets. He was eaten by grizzlies, ironically during a fast. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2014, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/3336 "2014-11-12T21:55:43Z")
The League of Extraordinary Apathetic Picnickers (LEAP) holds a picnic every February 29th, but nobody seems to care. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2014, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/3337 "2014-11-12T22:02:44Z")
Sarah Palin never allowed her daughter to have Care Bears. She thought they might attract Russian bears who could “easily swim over and EAT YOU, Bristol.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2014, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/3338 "2014-11-12T22:27:23Z")
TMZ has offered $1 million to anyone who can provide a believable set of pictures of a shirtless Putin riding Palin bareback. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2014, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/3339 "2014-11-13T18:58:08Z")
“Putin it to Palin” was the working title for a pornumentary film. The threat to detente was so large that the NSA kidnapped the producers and sent them to a “reeducation camp” somewhere in Waziristan, where they are forced to watch Palin video clips and listen to junior high school band music 24/7. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2014, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/3340 "2014-11-13T19:18:23Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > “Putin it to Palin” was the working title for a pornumentary film. I would so totally watch that! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580.md?page=166) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580.md?page=168)