# Made-Up, False and Flat-out Wrong Trivia Dominoes

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**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [April 21, 2014, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580 "2014-04-21T03:04:18Z")\
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**Author:** ![Esox\_Lucius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/848f3c/32.png) [@Esox\_Lucius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esox_Lucius)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/4941 "2015-09-16T19:41:23Z")

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When asked what’s in the stew, the puma likes to say with that impish grin that only pumas have, “Everything but the asshole. Maybe.”

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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/4942 "2015-09-17T04:39:03Z")

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Winnie the Puma is beloved by no one.

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**Author:** ![Esox\_Lucius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/848f3c/32.png) [@Esox\_Lucius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esox_Lucius)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/4943 "2015-09-17T19:53:39Z")

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Winnie the Puma don’t surf.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/4944 "2015-09-17T20:12:23Z")

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Puma Piglet, on the other hand, is the Big Kahuna of Hundred Acre Sur. The Piglet’s been known to clime waves that stretch beyond the stratosphere, and was gone once for five weeks surfing the stars.

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**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/4945 "2015-09-17T21:18:51Z")

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The expression “Big Kahuna” derives, ultimately, from the famously obese Rabbi Moishe Cohen of Honolulu’s Temple Emanu-El.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/4946 "2015-09-18T00:27:34Z")

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“Puff, the Magic Dragon” was originally set in Hawaii, but “…in a land called Honolulu,” didn’t fit the meter of the song. One passed-around-joint later and their problem was solved.

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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/4947 "2015-09-18T00:51:11Z")

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Biff the Tragic Dragon lived by the shore. He wallowed in self-pity in a land called Sobsummore.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/4948 "2015-09-18T00:54:05Z")

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Piff The Magic Dragon actually won last night’s _America’s Got Talent_, but being a good-hearted dragon, he gave up his victory so that another could feel the glory.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/4949 "2015-09-18T00:56:31Z")

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Gary Gagax withdrew the character of **Puff, the Magic Weapon** from final printings of his Dungeons & Dragons manual, feeling the game was already a bad enough influence on druggies.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/4950 "2015-09-18T03:33:09Z")

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Gary Gagax, Gary Gygax’s stunt double, appeared in scenes (later cut) of _Dungeons & Dragons, Time Cop, Saving Private Ryan_ and _The Poseidon Adventure_.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/4951 "2015-09-18T16:34:22Z")

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_The Poseidon Adventure_ (1972) had an ensemble cast of many Oscar nominated actors, some of whom played multiple roles in the film. For instance, Shelly Winters, in addition to playing Belle, also played the parts of a humpback whale and a 30-man lifeboat. Ernest Borgnine was a stunt double for the ship’s boiler.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/4952 "2015-09-18T18:43:12Z")

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Shelley Winters won the Oscar for Best Supporting Actress in 1977 for her hilarious performance in _Pete’s Dragon_, which swept the Academy Awards winning 19 awards, including the Best Song, _Boo Bop Bop Bop Bop (I Love You, Too)_, which has, of course, become the ubiquitous theme song of all Disney parks.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/4953 "2015-09-18T20:25:35Z")

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Every Disney theme park has at least one Lombardy Pudding Elk, but they are not always on public display. The one at Disneyworld, Clementine XVI, is typically kept in a large underground pen beneath the Pirates of the Caribbean ride, but is permitted to roam the park freely after it closes on the third Tuesday of every month.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2015, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/4954 "2015-09-19T14:43:38Z")

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The only thing that makes a Lombardy Pudding Elks want to mate is hearing the song “It’s A Small World After All.” It’s estimated that hearing that song over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over has caused the increase in both the number of Lombardy Pudding Elks and mass shootings at various Disney Worlds.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2015, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/4955 "2015-09-19T15:24:32Z")

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There are, however, no mass shootings in the Tiki Room, the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki tiki room,  
in the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki tiki room. Except on Wednesdays.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2015, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/4956 "2015-09-19T15:28:53Z")

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When Bill Withers was asked for the directions to the local Tiki Room and/or Disney World, he replied "And I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know. But I don’t know how to get to either one of them.

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2015, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/4957 "2015-09-19T15:36:49Z")

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Bill Wither’s son Yon was known to avoid reprimands by covering his ears and singing, “Na, na na na na, na na na na na na na na na na, na na na na” until their dog started howling.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2015, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/4958 "2015-09-19T15:42:38Z")

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When Bill Withers told his friend John Bauman “Bowzer, you really should get a job, John replied Sha na na na, sha na na na na, sha na na na, sha na na na na, sha na na na, sha na na na na, sha na na na, sha na na na na, yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip mum mum mum mum mum mum, Get a job? Sha na na na, sha na na na na”

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2015, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/4959 "2015-09-19T17:25:38Z")

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So Bowzer asked his pal Ringo for a joint.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2015, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/4960 "2015-09-19T17:39:54Z")

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Ringo Starr was distantly related to Johnny Ringo, of Tombstone fame. In a bizarre historical coincidence, Johnny Ringo was killed in the Ono Bar and Billiards in Fabfour Corners, AZ.

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