# Made-Up, False and Flat-out Wrong Trivia Dominoes
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [April 21, 2014, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580 "2014-04-21T03:04:18Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2016, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/5941 "2016-04-09T13:30:00Z")
However, the Malinois was disqualified when it was revealed that the animal had a cat-to-dog transspecies operation.
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### Author:  [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2016, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/5942 "2016-04-09T14:22:43Z")
The disqualification was imposed when the judges discovered the Malinois attempting to use the cat box to relieve itself. Bruce Springsteen immediately cancelled his upcoming dog show concert to protest the action.
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### Author:  [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2016, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/5943 "2016-04-09T14:26:11Z")
In an odd circular industry, Belgian Malinoises were specifically bred to sniff out other Belgian Malinoises. It was a pet project of Belgium’s King Leopold, who also spent millions developing chickens who could fight themselves and thus make cockfighting half as expensive.
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2016, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/5944 "2016-04-09T14:33:02Z")
In an even odder twist of fate, if one says “Belgium” (or one of its variants) three times in a post and clicks his heels, he’ll turn into a giant Brussels Sprout.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2016, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/5945 "2016-04-09T17:24:19Z")
The 2016 Grand Mozart Heel Clicking Concert will not take place in Budapest as initially planned, but will be transferred over to Istanbul due to the interference of the Beethoven Was Better Lobby.
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### Author:  [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2016, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/5946 "2016-04-09T17:34:13Z")
The Grand Mozart Heel Clicking Concert used to be a partners affair. The heel clickers were accompanied by sidekicks who would shout _Achtung!!_ as a cue for the clicking to begin. The _achtungers_, as they were called, began getting a lot of press after the third year, outstripping the notoriety of the actual clickers. At the 1921 International Heel Clickers Union (IHCU) conference, the role of _achtunger_ was eliminated by a vote of 341 to 1, with one abstention, because they were considered to be nothing more than attention whores.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2016, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/5947 "2016-04-09T18:11:07Z")
Dodge Jamison, President of the Families United for Christian Knowledge, believes that no man should ever be left alone with any female, including their own newborn daughters. In a speech delivered to F.U.C.K., he called all females “attention whores, who will seduce any male and then cry RAPE!”
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2016, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/5948 "2016-04-09T18:43:57Z")
James Dodgson, President of the Republican Academy for Parental Education, thinks Mr. Jamison’s methods are too liberal, and that no females should be left alone with anyone, male or female. Females should be dealt with en mass, to preserve their integrity and the integrity of American society, long may she wave.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2016, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/5949 "2016-04-09T18:56:55Z")
When Mr. Jamison & Mr. Dodgson agreed to a debate, they entire audience was filled women, who stood and gave them a good one finger salute!
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### Author:  [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2016, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/5950 "2016-04-09T19:25:57Z")
During the debate, Mr. Jamison was dodgy, while Mr. Dodgson got jammy with it.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2016, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/5951 "2016-04-09T19:49:09Z")
Both Jamison and Dodgson objected to the above review, as “jammy” comes from “jam session,” which involved (horrors!) black men playing music with “colored boys.” “We are not racist” explained Dodson. “We just believe that the mixing of races is against the Bible.”
The two men have united to form the Zealots Employing Boycotting Racial Activities.
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### Author:  [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2016, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/5952 "2016-04-09T20:50:30Z")
Most popular colors for colored boys in 2015 were Trump orange, Smurf blue, and Cherokee purple, though the prenatal vitamins that cause the coloring of male children have other side effects including smell problems and forest fires. Parents choosing to have colored girls once again chose Orion green and My Little Pony pink as their top choices.
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### Author:  [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2016, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/5953 "2016-04-09T20:51:08Z")
The King Bean Version of the Bible, which was loosely translated from Urdu by a passing vagrant in 1374, specifically states in the First Letter of Jeb to the Publicans: “Thou shalt not get jiggy with them wot don’t look like yez.”
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [April 10, 2016, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/5954 "2016-04-10T02:19:07Z")
Orson Bean’s translation of the unpublished III Timothy, from the Syriac, has been put on hold yet again due to his acceptance of a recurring character role in commercials for the Regressive Insurance Company.
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### Author:  [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)
#### Post date: [April 10, 2016, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/5955 "2016-04-10T17:29:51Z")
The Regressive Insurance Company (RIC) is renowned for never having paid a claim. Their motto is “There is no such thing as a valid claim.” They’ve gone so far as to have a claimant killed in order to avoid paying out. It’s just how RIC rolls.
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### Author:  [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2016, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/5956 "2016-04-11T15:43:03Z")
The Retroactive Insurance Company allows you to insure property after an accident up to replacement value. However, it does not deal in cash or money- premiums are payable only in body parts and “spiritual equities”, a phrase that was added when the buying of souls was rendered illegal in the Supreme Court decision ‘Carson Daly v. Lucifer’.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2016, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/5957 "2016-04-12T17:03:05Z")
Pres. Obama’s appointment of Melissa McCarthy to the Supreme Court surprised everyone. No one could really argue with his reasoning, however, that “I just want to prevent another _Ghostbusters 2_”.
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### Author:  [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2016, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/5958 "2016-04-12T22:52:26Z")
The Obamas have chosen a former Ikea near the Holiday Inn Express Airport in Nairobi to be the site of his Presidential Library, and it has been leaked that the title of his first memoir will be “I’m Kenyan as Hell, Bitches!”, to be released by Trump Publishers.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2016, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/5959 "2016-04-14T12:35:04Z")
Ernie Kovacs and the Nairobi Trio will be opening for Sia in her summer tour through Nigeria.
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### Author:  [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2016, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/5960 "2016-04-14T15:05:17Z")
Sia has been impregnated by Shia LaBeouf. They have stated their child will be raised Shi’a in Chi-town and will, regardless of its gender (which they do not intend to ask), be named Urkel Nguyen LaBeoufurler.
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