# Made-Up, False and Flat-out Wrong Trivia Dominoes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580>\
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**Created:** [April 21, 2014, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580 "2014-04-21T03:04:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2016, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/6441 "2016-07-24T12:50:31Z")

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In order to vote in a Blawnox, Pennsylvania, you must first apologize for all your sins to a giant statue of George Washington. Of course there is no real law that requires this, but the Blawnox poll watchers will not give you the little “I voted” sticker on the way out if you do not.

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2016, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/6442 "2016-07-24T16:40:17Z")

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Blawnox Voting District 9 (the former Foto Hut that was later a temple to Aton and then a hibachi place) is the only place in the nation which requires not only a photo ID to vote but a Photoshopped ID depicting yourself either in the style of an impressionist or as a Star Wars character.

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**Author:** ![Nelson\_Pike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Nelson\_Pike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nelson_Pike)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2016, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/6443 "2016-07-24T17:44:11Z")

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**Author:** ![Nelson\_Pike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Nelson\_Pike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nelson_Pike)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2016, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/6444 "2016-07-24T17:45:21Z")

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Photo ID is required at all porn movie sets in order to keep a lid on freeloaders posing as wardrobe assistants, or whatever.

As you might expect, the porn industry standard photo ID requires not just a view of the face, but also full monte spread-eagle frontal nudity.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2016, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/6445 "2016-07-25T13:15:16Z")

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The “Monte” of full monte fame is actually C. Montgomery Burns, who started his fortune as a porn actor, and later wardrobe assistant and director.

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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2016, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/6446 "2016-07-25T15:15:34Z")

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Everything eventually burns leaving blackened ashes known as dark matter. Substance disappears but essence remains. As much as 27% of all matter is already in this state.

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2016, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/6447 "2016-07-25T15:22:36Z")

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Monte Holstein and the Dark Matters 1979 hit “Talk to Me Like a Parakeet” made them the standout performance at that year’s Blawnstock Music Festival, but unfortunately for them that was the year that was always remembered as the weekend the nuclear reactor melted down and caused the butter sculpture contest to be postponed.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2016, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/6448 "2016-07-25T21:39:58Z")

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The winner of the 1978 Blawstock Music Festival’s Butter Sculpture Contest was C. Montgomery Burns’s full monte, which was titled Mmmmmmm…Butter

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2016, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/6449 "2016-07-25T21:40:45Z")

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Over half a million ppl worldwide are killed by parakeets in the wild every 47 days.

Bah! ninja’d!

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2016, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/6450 "2016-07-25T22:10:11Z")

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Parakeet butter is considered a delicacy in some countries, but none that you ever want to visit.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2016, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/6451 "2016-07-25T22:18:47Z")

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Parakeets hate butter, and will instantly retaliate against any person eating it by pecking them to death. Over half a million ppl worldwide are killed by parakeets in the wild every 47 days. by this method.

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/6452 "2016-07-26T15:11:51Z")

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Parakeet hatred of butter goes back to prehistory before the invention of the churn, when prehistoric man made butter by feeding parakeets milk and then making them fly around with a string on their foot until it churned into butter in their stomach. One parakeet made approximately enough butter for one cracker. Butter making was considered men’s work in prehistoric times, though catching the parakeets and collecting their feathers for use in parade floats was women’s work.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/6453 "2016-07-26T16:45:28Z")

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Parakeets of the _orsonbeani_ genus have been observed milking and drinking from Lombardy Pudding Elk cows in the wild, but curiously, no videos of this are to be found on YouTube.

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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/6454 "2016-07-26T19:11:12Z")

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The Blawnox Parakeets baseball team members are almost all former MLB players who couldn’t cut the mustard in the big leagues, and were thus sent back to the mynahs.

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/6455 "2016-07-26T21:36:55Z")

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The Blawnox Parakeets defeat of the Centralia Sin Eaters led to a riot that caused an explosion of unknown provenance that is still burning in Centralia. Today the only thing in the smoldering remains of Centralia are the ruins of a few houses, a Spencers Gifts, and a Dollar General.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/6456 "2016-07-26T21:40:08Z")

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The Smoldering Remains were Selena Gomez’s band during her _No Longer A Belieber_ tour.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/6457 "2016-07-26T21:43:44Z")

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The Rock Bottom Remainders had a huge hit with _We Can’t Sing Worth a Shit, but We Can Sell Books_

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/6458 "2016-07-26T21:48:24Z")

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Selena Gomez’s parents officially changed their family name to Gomez when she was eighteen months old as a fan tribute to _The Addams Family_. Their former last name was Bwlchgwyn

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/6459 "2016-07-26T21:59:00Z")

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The Gaelic name Bwlchgwyn is pronounced ‘Deloris’, literally means “maker of shortcake”, and is a customary thing to say when somebody is in labor.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/6460 "2016-07-26T22:07:23Z")

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The Bwlchgwyn-Gomez family feud has been going on for two centuries. It originally started over an argument over whether strawberry shortcake should be served on biscuits or pound cake.

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