# Made-Up, False and Flat-out Wrong Trivia Dominoes

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**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [April 21, 2014, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580 "2014-04-21T03:04:18Z")\
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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2016, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/7221 "2016-11-22T18:30:50Z")

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Individuals playing Christmas songs before Thanksgiving are liable to a Federal penalty of not less than 12 Days Incarcerated and a Grinch Fee of $74.99.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2016, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/7222 "2016-11-22T21:44:37Z")

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Chuck Pumpkins owns a recording of every single 12 Day of Christmas parody. When people hear this, the universal response is WTF?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2016, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/7223 "2016-11-22T22:12:09Z")

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WTF is universally understood to mean Winter Tree Festival.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2016, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/7224 "2016-11-23T14:16:00Z")

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Pork Burgers breakout porn role was in the movie _Winter Tree Festival_ in which he wore only a wreath. And which had a lot of “wood” puns in it.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2016, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/7225 "2016-11-23T15:33:56Z")

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This was Pork Burgers’ first time collaborating with fellow porn star Emma Biggens. They have since filmed 312 porn scenes together for various adult movies including _Winter Tree Festival II: Big Bottoms_, _Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them_, and _Frost/Nixon a Porn Parody_.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2016, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/7226 "2016-11-23T15:39:49Z")

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Emma Biggens was born Donald John Trump Jr. She changed her sex a long long long long long long long long long long long time ago, but only changed her legal name a week ago to Idont Vana Hump Trump.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2016, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/7227 "2016-11-23T16:25:22Z")

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In the first draft of the screenplay, the 1977 sf classic film _Star Wars_ began with the title card, “A long long long long long long long long long long long time ago in a galaxy far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far away,” but George Lucas decided it was just a little too long (although astronomically accurate).

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2016, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/7228 "2016-11-23T16:51:58Z")

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The movie Star Wars was originally titled Space Arguments, and was about a couple living in a small New York walk-up.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2016, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/7229 "2016-11-23T19:31:26Z")

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_Space Arguments_, filmed as a low-budget indie in April 1983, played for only one week at the Blawnox Odeon and cleared $14.22, after expenses. The entire cast later committed suicide.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2016, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/7230 "2016-11-23T20:33:04Z")

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Incredible Syndi, Blawnox’s leading psychic medium, is frequently awakened in the wee hours by ghost members of the cast of _Space Arguments_, who appear to be doomed to spend eternity replaying the scenes. Syndi says they never get any better, either.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2016, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/7231 "2016-11-23T21:39:00Z")

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The entire film of Space Arguments consisted of two teenagers screaming “HE TOUCHED ME!” in the opening scene, and “DID NOT!” “DID TOO!” for another two hours. It was considered quite _avante garde_ by nobody, ever.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2016, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/7232 "2016-11-23T22:30:49Z")

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Cecil Adams has written a half a dozen plays in the _savante garde_ style. No one appreciates them fully.

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2016, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/7233 "2016-11-23T23:04:47Z")

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Cecil is also doing a reboot to _Space Arguments_, but re-titled: _Stellar Strife: A New way to Cope_. HE expects it to do well. But Variety expects it be crap.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2016, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/7234 "2016-11-23T23:28:35Z")

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The title _Stellar Strife_ says a lot about Cecil. Since it’s about his marriage, we now know he’s married. His wife’s name is Stella, but the title says “Stellar”, so we now know that he’s from a Boston Brahman family. We also know that his marriage is failing. Logic!

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2016, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/7235 "2016-11-24T02:59:11Z")

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They renamed the movie to _Stellar Strife_ after Mr. Astro Belligerents withdrew his consent from the project.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2016, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/7236 "2016-11-24T15:03:49Z")

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Many famous movies were renamed at the last moment. _The African Queen_ was originally _Delta Force One_ and _The Wizard Of Oz_ was originally _Munchkin Blues_.

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2016, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/7237 "2016-11-24T20:33:54Z")

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Chump Punchkins refers to _Willy Wonka_ as “That Disgusting Oompa Loompa Dance Movie.” He gets physically ill any time those “sickening freaks” are on screen.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2016, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/7238 "2016-11-25T04:20:29Z")

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Oompa Loompas are the only natural enemy of the majestic Lombardy Pudding Elk, which will invariably trample and gore them unless restrained.

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2016, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/7239 "2016-11-25T07:32:30Z")

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The majestic Lombardy Pudding Elk have hunted wild Oompa Loompas into near extinction. The last known feral Oompa loop tribe were mauled and trampled in a coordinated pincer maneuver led by Hunch Lumpkin on elkback.

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**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2016, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/7240 "2016-11-25T14:27:37Z")

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“Hump Munchkins!” was the rallying cry and nickname of the actors who played Oompa Loompas in _Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory._ They were determined to outdo the legendary drunkenness and debauchery of the Singer Midgets from _The Wizard Of Oz._ Seven of the Hump Munchkins were arrested when they were discovered in a motel room in Blawnox performing unnatural acts with a Lombardy Pudding Elk.

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