# Made-Up, False and Flat-out Wrong Trivia Dominoes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 21, 2014, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580 "2014-04-21T03:04:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 383
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2017, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/7641 "2017-02-07T14:54:29Z")
Paul McCartney has filed a lawsuit against Mrs. Trump, claiming she is damaging the reputation of his song “Michelle.” And also her husband for killing “Yesterday” ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2017, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/7642 "2017-02-07T23:40:38Z")
“Yesterday” was killed in a bloody machete attack while on the beach in Indonesia. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2017, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/7643 "2017-02-08T01:43:33Z")
_Bloody Machete Attack_ will be the opening act at this summer’s Trumpstock rock concert. It’s gone be Yuge. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2017, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/7644 "2017-02-08T14:53:32Z")
Trump has demanded that he be allowed to take over the lead in the Broadway blockbuster _Hamilton_. Lin-Manuel Miranda has stated that, if that should happen, he will add a third act called _Bloody Machete Attack_, which will be done for real. The going price for the opening night performance is $1,572,643, and it’s already a sellout, mostly by Trump’s relatives and/or political enemies. Better wear a raincoat. Or a full body condom, folks. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2017, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/7645 "2017-02-08T15:21:49Z")
As usual, Trump’s understudy for the role will be Mike Pence. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2017, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/7646 "2017-02-08T15:50:53Z")
Mike Pence initially turned down the opportunity because “That big knife looks a lot like a penis. I’m against penises, as you know, as penises are evil. Penis.” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2017, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/7647 "2017-02-08T15:57:55Z")
Blawnox is the only jurisdiction in the world that bans penis knives; probably because no one anywhere else has ever heard of a penis knife. At one time however Blawnox was the scene of a “mine’s bigger than yours” penis knife arms race. Local laws at first only banned penis knives longer than a certain length or brandishing them unsheathed, but finally the Gelding Act was passed, cutting off penis knives altogether. Since then however a black market in penis knives has flourished, with smiths hammering them out in secluded locations all around Blawnox. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2017, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/7648 "2017-02-08T19:40:47Z")
Local Blawnox resident Utah “Tex” Oregon sprained his penis attempting to use a switchblade penis knife and had to keep his member in a cast for 8 months. Utah “Tex” Oregon is very, very sorry that he tried to use a switchblade penis knife. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2017, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/7649 "2017-02-09T00:46:38Z")
Everyone knows that oregano comes from Oregon, utaho from Utah, and germs from Germany. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2017, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/7650 "2017-02-09T00:47:55Z")
Utaho is routinely used for cleaning plumbing, as mortar in adobe houses, and as an appetizing garnish. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2017, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/7651 "2017-02-09T05:40:49Z")
Utaho, a merger of Utah and Idaho, is one of four new superstates created as a result of the State Consolidation Act signed into law last week by President Donald J. “Marmoset Hair” Trump. The others include Ohidiana, New Vermontshire, Washegon, Texasasas and Florigia. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2017, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/7652 "2017-02-09T15:11:36Z")
Pres. Marmoset Hair’s plans to forcibly conjoin Tahiti and Bermuda have been met with stiff opposition, since neither are U.S. territories. Republicans in Congress are expected to lay down and let the bill pass anyway, since they don’t wanna risk the wrath of M-Hair’s Twitter madness. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2017, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/7653 "2017-02-09T15:32:48Z")
Tahiti and Bermuda have gone to war only once, for six hours on June 3, 1977, after the ambassador of the former referred to the prime minister of the latter as having “hair which any marmoset would be ashamed to show in public.” No one died in the war, but a Papeete hairdresser did tear a fingernail. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2017, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/7654 "2017-02-09T21:40:07Z")
Both Tahiti and Bermuda have been at odds since the 6 hour war in 1977 but fortunately both nations agree on and still adhere to the terms of the Treaty of Cornrows. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2017, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/7655 "2017-02-09T21:49:09Z")
Orson Bean was the only signator on the Treaty of Cornrows. Everybody else said they would, but somehow or another they never quite got around to it. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2017, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/7656 "2017-02-09T22:59:13Z")
The signature of Orsan Bean is worth exactly -$4.34. Yup, he pays you to take his signature. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2017, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/7657 "2017-02-10T05:18:06Z")
Celebrity-wannabe Orsan Bean is the subject of at least six cease-and-desist orders obtained from various courts by Hollywood superstar Orson Bean, whose autographs typically sells these days at auction for between $5 million and (for a rare June 1977 signature on a menu from the Blawnox Arby’s) $53 gazillion. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2017, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/7658 "2017-02-13T14:27:29Z")
One of Sheldon Cooper’s goals is to obtain a cease-and-desist order from Orsan Bean, to go with the ones from Stanley Lea, Leanard Nimay, James Eal Janes, Stephan Jabs, and Carrie Fisherman. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2017, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/7659 "2017-02-13T16:15:08Z")
According to Attorney General Jefferson “Davis” Sessions and FBI briefers, Dr. Sheldon Cooper has been impersonated or had his fictional identity stolen by such hardened criminals as Shaldan Cowper, Shuldon Coooper, Soltan Koopir, Sh’eldon Co’ooperoski, Adele and Orson Bean. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2017, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/7660 "2017-02-13T16:29:30Z")
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