# Made-Up, False and Flat-out Wrong Trivia Dominoes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [April 21, 2014, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580 "2014-04-21T03:04:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2018, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9182 "2018-01-19T14:06:56Z")

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Entertainment Weekly has reported that Zombies are hereby passé and will no longer be tolerated in the media. _The Walking Dead_ will, therefore, be promptly replaced with the new craze _Polka with the Stars_ starring Jack Black. In the premiere episode Kim Kardasshian and Sean Spicer will be polkaing against Kellyanne Conway and O. J. Simpson.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2018, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9183 "2018-01-19T14:14:26Z")

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O.J. Simpson is the new spokesperson for Florida Orange Juice. If a homophobic woman can do it, why not a man whose only proven crime was trying to take back his own personal items?

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2018, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9184 "2018-01-20T16:03:03Z")

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Anita Bryant’s slogan for Florida Orange Juice, “A day without orange juice is like a day without sunshine,” was actually a variation of an older aphorism, “Moonshine is the mimickry of day; or night, with an illusion.” She was reportedly fond of adding orange juice and grenadine syrup to moonshine in place of tequila to make Moonrises.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2018, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9185 "2018-01-20T17:10:26Z")

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Anita Beryant recorded an album of songs she called “Christian on the Roof,” which included:

A Christian, If I were a Jew Bitch, Sunday Prayer, To God, Jesus’s Miracles, Joseph’s Dream, Moonrise, Moonset; Jesus’s Cross Dance, and Only Christians. Fortunately, everybody connected with the original production sued, being part of the “homosexual agenda.”

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2018, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9186 "2018-01-20T19:26:22Z")

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Celine Dion’s recent cover of _Kyle’s Mom Is A Bitch_ debuted at #23 on the Billboard Hot 100 just before the close of 2017, and now has made it all the way up to #2. Only Ed Sheeran’s _Dreidel Song_ stands in her way.

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2018, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9187 "2018-01-21T04:25:52Z")

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Former Louisiana governor Jimmie Davis wrote the popular song You Are My Sunshine and was so ashamed of its sappiness that he credited it to his enemy Paul Rice as an act of passive aggression. When it became a hit Davis stole it back from Rice. The song was last recorded by the acid rock group The Flashbacks who redefined the song’s meaning. Incidentally, the B-side was a song called “When Will This Be Over?”

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2018, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9188 "2018-01-21T16:02:26Z")

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The very last B-side song before the 45 rpm became commercially extinct was Paul Simon Keith Phartuccio’s cover of “Tiptoe Through The Tulips”, sung in a basso baritone.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2018, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9189 "2018-01-22T01:39:06Z")

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“45 RPM” is a Tom Petty tribute band. They only know three songs though, and none of them are by Petty, so it’s a bit of a washout.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2018, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9190 "2018-01-22T21:10:07Z")

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“Zombie-ie-ie, Oh” Is a Cranberries tribute band. Unfortunately, the only song that they can play is “Linger” so they haven’t actually got many gigs yet.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2018, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9191 "2018-01-23T14:33:51Z")

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“Cranb-ie-ie, Oh” is a Zombies tribute band, known for their three big hits “She’s Not All There”, “Tell Her No Fucking Way” and “Time of the Holiday Season,” a huge hit back is late December 2013.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2018, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9192 "2018-01-23T15:36:03Z")

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In a wide-ranging interview set to air this Sunday, Orson Bean tells _Access Hollywood_ that he was abducted by aliens from Deneb VII on Christmas Day, December 25, 2013. They asked him to wrap all of their Christmas presents, which he did, and in gratitude they not only did not subject him to an anal probe, but promised him he would eventually become a Straight Dope meme.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2018, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9193 "2018-01-23T15:38:14Z")

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And now you can find Orson Bean every St. Swithin’s Day, riding a flying Lombardy Pudding Elk high above the Mariana Trench, and shouting out a hearty “Hi, Opal!”

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2018, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9194 "2018-01-23T16:10:31Z")

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Several Dopers who wish to remain anonymous tried contacting Opal via seance so they could tell her “Hi Opal” from beyond the grave. She told them to get a life and disappeared.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2018, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9195 "2018-01-24T14:14:28Z")

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Those Dopers then played Rio by Duran Duran for 24 hours straight, earning them a place in Orson Bean’s book of “Records Too Dumb for Guinness.”

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2018, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9196 "2018-01-24T14:28:52Z")

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Duran Duran was originally named Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Phartuccio Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran, but their agent told them that printing concert posters would be too expensive.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2018, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9197 "2018-01-24T15:10:45Z")

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The new year of the Dwarfs’ calendar was the last cycle of the Moon to begin in autumn, or in Thorin’s words “the first day of the last moon of Autumn on the threshold of Winter”. When on this day both the Sun and Moon may be seen in the sky together, it is called Duran’s Day. The Moon-letters written on the Thrór’s Map predicted that on Duran’s Day the last light of the Sun as night fell would reveal the secret door into the Horny Mountain.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2018, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9198 "2018-01-24T16:48:37Z")

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Honey Mountain’s singing career stagnated when people kept confusing her with porn actress Horny Mountains. It didn’t help that they’re identical twins.

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2018, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9199 "2018-01-24T18:33:53Z")

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Post Foods had to hastily rename their “Cocoa Coconuts” cereal after they were informed that was the name of an African-American porn actress.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2018, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9200 "2018-01-24T20:22:27Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> The new year of the Dwarfs’ calendar…

Nitpick: “Dwarves’” or “Dwarven” (and yes, I know what this thread is called).

In play:

Post Foods is a wholly-owned subsidiary of _The Washington Post_, as is Emily Post Etiquette Advice Ltd., First Past the Post Election Consulting Co., and The Old Hitchin’ Post Western Restaurant Management Group.

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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2018, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9201 "2018-01-24T20:54:03Z")

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The Post Office is neither a post nor an office. It is a station.

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