# Made-Up, False and Flat-out Wrong Trivia Dominoes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [April 21, 2014, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580 "2014-04-21T03:04:18Z")\
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2018, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9262 "2018-02-05T14:40:06Z")

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Robert Plissken, Beatrice Taylor and Lillian Pamela Isley (of Islesy Brothers fame), formed a group called “Snakes, Insects, and Poison Ivy” and had a big hit with “Batman escapes from Sheriff Taylor in New York.”

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2018, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9263 "2018-02-05T19:46:06Z")

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Ivy Roberta Beatrice Plissken Isley Heathbar Crunch Batman Taylor “Bobbity” Phartuccio-Taylor was the third and seventh wife of Harold Strange Norrell Drawlight Lascelles Ravenking Thistledown Black Saxe Coburg Gotha “Po’boy” Phartuccio, about whom the many lengthy tomes of Blawnox history otherwise tell us nothing.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2018, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9264 "2018-02-05T20:37:00Z")

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The Island Kingdom of Ohio has passed a law making it horribly illegal for anyone to have more than three names. Hyphenations are also morally prohibited.

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2018, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9265 "2018-02-05T20:48:10Z")

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Which led to a terrible misunderstanding with the theater actors’ guild, when their contract specified that all persons appearing onstage must be cast-rated.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2018, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9266 "2018-02-06T02:20:45Z")

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Starting Next Wednesday: _Falsettos_ is a musical with a book by James Lapine and William Finn, and music and lyrics by Finn. The musical consists of _March of the Falsettos_ and _Falsettoland_, the last two installments in one trio of one-act Off-Broadway musicals. Mel Gibson and David Hasselhoff have the lead roles.

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2018, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9267 "2018-02-06T07:35:48Z")

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William Finn was distantly unrelated to the Mickey Finn of fame. The story goes that Mr. Finn wished to sedate a woman by sneaking a sedative into a woman’s drink so to take advantage of her. He came up with this gambit because he was so unsuccessful with women. Mr. Finn would get so nervous in preparing his scam that he forgot to wait until the lady left the room, and end up putting it into his own drink to save face. After Mr. Finn would pass out, his date would rob him. This happened every time he tried it.\* Thus “Slipping someone a Mickey” came to mean “to self-sabotage in a very stupid way.”

- Records show that at least 12 women acknowledged to participating in this activity with Mr. Finn a total of 53 times. Mr. Finn didn’t deny those numbers but insisted that odds were that he would eventually get it right. He eventually became addicted to inadvertently self-administered barbiturates and died a virgin.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2018, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9268 "2018-02-07T14:30:36Z")

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The Mickey Finn Fine Medication Company insists that their tests show there is nothing wrong with being addicted to inadvertently self-administered barbiturates and William Finn’s death was caused by being a virgin.

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**Author:** ![Mr\_Zox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Mr\_Zox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Zox)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2018, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9269 "2018-02-08T01:22:07Z")

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“Like a Virgin” has been rated the 17th deadliest song of all time, by the We Rate Things You’d Never Think of Rating Corp. ©™℗®REG US PAT OFF

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2018, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9270 "2018-02-08T13:27:32Z")

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> [@Lumpy](#):
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> Which led to a terrible misunderstanding with the theater actors’ guild, when their contract specified that all persons appearing onstage must be cast-rated.

grooooaaannnn

> [@Mr\_Zox](#):
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> “Like a Virgin” has been rated the 17th deadliest song of all time, by the We Rate Things You’d Never Think of Rating Corp. ©™℗®REG US PAT OFF

Madonna went through numerous spiritual phases after the prime of her career. She embraced Jewish mysticism and changed her named to “Rebekkah” to reflect her new ideology. The next day, after the meds wore off, she screamed “what the &&&% was I thinking” and reverted to her Madonna persona. Her roadies say she also toyed with the idea of announcing herself as a new incarnation of Vishnu and wanted 4 extra arms grafted to her body. After the meds wore off, she had the arms detached and never broached the subject again.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2018, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9271 "2018-02-08T14:17:39Z")

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Bob Dylan has been quoted as saying Madonna’s actions were ridiculous and he has always been the same Bob Dylan.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2018, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9272 "2018-02-08T14:59:18Z")

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Bob Dylan and Orson Bean were roommates in Saskatoon early in their respective careers. Dylan has refused to speak to Bean ever again after a March 1962 incident in which he believed he got pubic lice from the actor.

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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2018, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9273 "2018-02-08T15:07:58Z")

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Lice are the smallest mammals.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2018, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9274 "2018-02-08T15:27:42Z")

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The smallest bird is the silver-breasted elephant finch. It lives on a diet of treacle.

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**Author:** ![Jasmine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jasmine/32/2964_2.png) [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2018, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9275 "2018-02-08T15:40:51Z")

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Treacle, which is refined from the vomitus of pregnant penguins suffering from morning sickness, and which is a key element in most forms of chemotherapy, costs $5,000 an ounce.

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2018, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9276 "2018-02-08T16:46:17Z")

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Currently the most expensive substance in existence is nonesuchium, which the synthesis of a single atom of cost the gross national product of Paraguay.

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2018, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9277 "2018-02-08T17:44:07Z")

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Post-transuranic atoms with toroidal nuclei are the key to free energy.

Unfortunately, there’s no lock to fit them into, by order.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2018, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9278 "2018-02-08T17:50:40Z")

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The Florida Keys unlock the Panama Canal.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2018, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9279 "2018-02-08T20:04:25Z")

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The three keys you’ll see in a zoo are the monkeys, the turkeys, and the Shivolsky chuckhounds.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2018, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9280 "2018-02-08T22:32:35Z")

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Shivolsky chuckhounds are versatile canines and are particularly valued for their skill in herding bluebeard stoats, prothonotary marmots, Barnham’s gazelles and Lombardy Pudding Elk.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2018, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9281 "2018-02-08T23:53:34Z")

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Shivolsky chuckhounds also taste great on a BBQ grill, or even in a stew. But not, sadly, breaded and fried. That would make an upchuckhound.

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