# Made-Up, False and Flat-out Wrong Trivia Dominoes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [April 21, 2014, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580 "2014-04-21T03:04:18Z")\
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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2018, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9402 "2018-03-13T00:22:36Z")

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Rabbits are the only completely hairy species of reptile.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2018, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9403 "2018-03-13T12:01:02Z")

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And because of this they are the source of that old ejaculation: “Leaping Lizards!”

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2018, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9404 "2018-03-13T13:10:36Z")

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Little Orphan Annie saw her parents being eaten by rabbits.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2018, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9405 "2018-03-13T13:13:31Z")

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Above, the true dangers of the Furry community. Furries live among us. Furries breed among us. Are your neighbors Furry? This message paid for by Citizens Furious Over The Furry Us (CFOFCFOFUSS).

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2018, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9406 "2018-03-13T13:48:50Z")

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CFOFCFOFUSS is on the official list of Tiny Obnoxious Groups Against Ridiculously Unimportant Things. (TOGOARUT). Which itself is on the list of Overly Long Contrived Acronyms. (OLCA)

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2018, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9407 "2018-03-13T14:03:57Z")

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TOGOARUT, founded in June 1977, has a total membership of sixteen members, most of whom hate one another for their various irritating habits, no two of which are the same. Their most recent letter-writing campaign was directed at Ellen DeGeneres for wearing mismatched socks to her neighborhood supermarket when she went to get a gallon of milk and three Twix bars.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2018, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9408 "2018-03-13T19:41:20Z")

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TOGOARUT is also debating whether Ellen prefers left or right Twix or should she be eating Fruit ‘n’ Nut bars?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2018, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9409 "2018-03-14T02:12:03Z")

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Ellen prefers Snickers & Chuckles, 'cause, y’know, she’s a comic.

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2018, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9410 "2018-03-14T04:07:03Z")

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When nobody’s looking, Ellen binges circus peanuts.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2018, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9411 "2018-03-14T12:11:55Z")

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That was true until 1997, when Ellen appeared on \*Oprah \*and publicly admitted to her circus peanuts craving. She also let on that she was actually a lesbian, but audiences worldwide were more shocked about her choice of sweets.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2018, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9412 "2018-03-14T13:35:09Z")

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Ophrah plans to be elected President in 2020. Ellen will be her Vice-President, and the Big O will finally admit she’s a lesbian. First Lady is Gail King.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2018, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9413 "2018-03-14T14:26:04Z")

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Melissa Etheridge will be the Ambassador to the United Nations. k. d. lang will continue to perform as usual.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2018, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9414 "2018-03-14T14:41:24Z")

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defiantly lowercased singer-songwriter k.d. lang is e.e. cummings’s granddaughter, but told an interviewer for _the blawnox babbler_ in june 1977 that she hates his poetry.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9415 "2018-03-15T13:08:56Z")

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Upper class musicals actor Alan Cummings is e.e. cumming’s grandson. And he just loves cummings.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9416 "2018-03-15T14:25:56Z")

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Alan Cummings won the Academy Award for Worst Pun and Most Wince-worthy Actor’s Name in 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014 and 2016. He lost in 2015 to James Fartsalot.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9417 "2018-03-15T16:09:47Z")

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Alan Cummings, James Fartsalot, Olympic diver Mark Spitz, racecar driver Dick Trickle, and Springfield resident Amanda Hugenkiss are all friends and meet frequently as an unofficial support group. They are actively avoiding naming this support group because they just don’t want to deal with it.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9418 "2018-03-15T16:12:27Z")

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The above-named individuals have their annual meeting in [Dickshooter, Idaho](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dickshooter,_Idaho).

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9419 "2018-03-15T20:06:26Z")

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The group has also periodically met overseas, with the understanding that none of them will be photographed near any local place-name sign.

> **[Fugging](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking,_Austria)**
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> Fugging may refer to:

> **[Hell, Norway](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Norway)**
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> Hell (Urban East Norwegian: \[ˈhɛlː\], Trøndersk: \[ˈheiɽ\]) is a village in the Lånke area of the municipality of Stjørdal in Trøndelag county, Norway. It is located in the western part of the municipality, about 3 kilometres (2 mi) south of the town of Stjørdalshalsen. The 1.04-square-kilometre (260-acre) village has a population (2018) of 1,589 and a population density of 1,528 inhabitants per square kilometre (3,960/sq mi).
> Hell is a post town with two post codes: 7517 for delivery route addre...

> **[Castrillo Mota de Judíos](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castrillo_Mota_de_Jud%C3%ADos)**
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> Castrillo Mota de Judíos is a municipality located in the province of Burgos, Castile and León, Spain. The 2004 census (INE) indicated the municipality had a population of 71 inhabitants.
> The town is located on a plain area, near the river Odra, 51 km (32 mi) west of Burgos and 54 km (34 mi) northeast of Palencia. It is crossed by the roads BU-400 and BU-403.
> The town was originally named Castrillo Motajudíos ("Jew hill camp") in 1035 when Jews fleeing from a nearby pogrom settled there; it was...

> **[Shitterton](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shitterton)**
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> Shitterton is a hamlet in Dorset, England. It has attracted worldwide attention for its name, which dates back at least 1000 years and means "farmstead on the stream used as an open sewer". Shitterton has frequently been noted on lists of unusual place names, due to having the vulgar term "shit" in its name. The hamlet includes a collection of historic thatched buildings dating back to the 18th century and earlier.
> Shitterton is located at the western edge of the village of Bere Regis in the ...

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9420 "2018-03-15T21:31:39Z")

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The first recorded place-name sign in history was “Gruntina’s Whorehouse”. It had no actual words, just barbarically crude pictograms, and dates to circa 4860 BCE. It also showed rates for services performed in even more amazingly barbaric crude pictograms. You should see what you could get for a dead dire elk!

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**Author:** ![Mr\_Zox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Mr\_Zox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Zox)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9421 "2018-03-15T22:09:13Z")

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If you don’t want to see a dead dire elk (esp. of the Lombard Pudding variety), you need to have Tucumcari Building & Supply, Inc. build a fence for you. It’s their speciality!

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