# Made-Up, False and Flat-out Wrong Trivia Dominoes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 21, 2014, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580 "2014-04-21T03:04:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 481
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2018, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9602 "2018-04-18T13:07:16Z")
A recent study proved that professional sex workers are the most accurate people, always showing up on time for their business and rarely leaving early and taking time off. This study, conducted by Rue D. Day, was published recently in the _Journal of Whorology._ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2018, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9603 "2018-04-18T13:54:23Z")
_The Journal of Whorology_ has been published since 1977 in conjunction with _Penthouse_ magazine, and due to its graphic illustrations, cannot be bought by anyone under the age of 40 in Blawnox. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2018, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9604 "2018-04-18T14:28:15Z")
The late Prof. Stephen Hawking was a frequent contributor to _The Journal of Whorology_, mostly comprised of highly analytical discussions of how to get the biggest bang. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2018, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9605 "2018-04-18T15:27:46Z")
Hawking’s non-peer-reviewed articles in _The Journal of Whorology_ included such notable pieces as “The Better Kind of Black Holes,” “Probing Uranus” and “Some Observations on Oort Cloud Gravimetric Flux since 1977, oh, to Hell With It, Wanna F–k?” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2018, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9606 "2018-04-18T16:08:35Z")
Hawking was so good with using his chair controls with his tongue, his wife enjoyed the best oral sex on the planet. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2018, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9607 "2018-04-18T18:58:35Z")
Lombardy Pudding Elk are, along with human beings, chimps and stoats, the only mammals which complain about bad oral sex. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2018, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9608 "2018-04-18T20:06:00Z")
Lombardy Pudding Elks are the only mammals without a tongue. When they complain about bad oral sex, nobody listens. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2018, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9609 "2018-04-18T20:22:40Z")
Russians infamously engage in Ural sex. ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Zox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Mr\_Zox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Zox)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9610 "2018-04-19T04:29:28Z")
Russian sex is not as good as nice-and-slow sex. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9611 "2018-04-19T12:16:14Z")
Belarussian sex, however, is bella, bella. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9612 "2018-04-19T12:22:09Z")
Ukraine (your neck) sex can get kinky. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9613 "2018-04-19T13:08:11Z")
Kinky Friedman, singer and writer, is not known for having kinky sex. In fact, he is a virgin. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9614 "2018-04-19T14:41:23Z")
Kinky Friedman’s virginity was the subject of a debate in the June 1977 issue of _The Journal of Whorology_. Prof. Stephen Hawking took the “pro” side, while Chief Justice of the United States Warren Burger took the “pro” side. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9615 "2018-04-19T17:30:55Z")
Kinky Friedman, Pinky Tuscadero, and Funky Winkerbean all shared a ride to Walla Walla Washington in an Oscar Meier Wienermobile. Of the ride, Kinky said it was “pretty nice.” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9616 "2018-04-19T18:22:18Z")
Kinky, Pinky, and Funky were also guest ghosts in a limited release version of Pacman, but Clyde stayed on. This was an adult version called “Pack-It-In Man.” Instead of the familiar pie-shaped Pacman, the hero was a flapping pair of buttocks that ate KY jelly and other flavored lubes instead of fruit. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9617 "2018-04-19T20:48:10Z")
Orson Bean had the unwelcome nickname “Buttocks” when he was a midshipman at the U.S. Naval Academy in Annapolis, Md. Everyone who knows the origin of the nickname other than Bean himself has long since died in mysterious “accidents.” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9618 "2018-04-20T12:22:06Z")
Orson Bean also had the nickname “toadfish” when he was a midshipman, because of his anal fins and rows of light organs on his underside. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9619 "2018-04-20T13:06:17Z")
Rowan Atkinson (the other Mr. Bean) is to appear as the Marvel superhero The Toadfish in _Avengers V: The Leftovers_ scheduled for 2023. An amphibious superhero was bulging eyes and unpleasant social habits, the Toadfish was Stan Lee’s last creation with Jack Kirby. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9620 "2018-04-20T14:29:24Z")
Stan Lee’s and Jack Kirby’s penultimate comics creation together was Lombardy Pudding Elkman, who had antlers which could shoot laser beams, hoofs that could carry him at high subsonic speeds, and the power to create delicious puddings in just minutes when given access to a kitchen and the proper ingredients. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9621 "2018-04-20T17:16:28Z")
In my recent trip to Washington, DC, I stayed at the Hotel Lombardy. There was no elk on the menu. (all true) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580.md?page=480) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580.md?page=482)