# Made-Up, False and Flat-out Wrong Trivia Dominoes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580>\
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**Created:** [April 21, 2014, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580 "2014-04-21T03:04:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2018, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9842 "2018-06-12T18:14:00Z")

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_Springtime for Hitler_ has been the theme song for a number of ruling political parties.

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**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2018, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9843 "2018-06-12T20:25:34Z")

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The first US Presidential campaign had no theme song although the leading (and only) candidate was known to whistle _Greensleeves_ when bored.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2018, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9844 "2018-06-12T20:28:02Z")

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After the success of the movie _Greensleeves_, it was followed by three sequels: _Redcollars_, _Purpletails_, and _Bluecuffs_.

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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9845 "2018-06-13T15:00:03Z")

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Purpletails are the world’s only venomous tropical birds. Indeed more people in Indonesia die annually from purpletail bites than from being thrown from horses, from being ejected from cannons, or from consuming contaminated burritos _combined_.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9846 "2018-06-13T16:06:12Z")

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There are three known venomous non-tropical birds: the Hissing Puffin (Argentina), Strychnine Lark (Scotland), Poison Parrot (Nicaragua) and Deadly Budgie (New Zealand). All are considered just as endangered as the ornithologists who study them.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9847 "2018-06-13T18:10:38Z")

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The poet John Keats died either from the poisonous peckings of a Strychnine Lark or that axe that Mary Woolstonecraft Shelley placed in his rib cage. Historians are mixed as to which caused his death.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9848 "2018-06-13T19:50:07Z")

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During the inquest over John Keats’s death, Mary Woolstonecraft Shelly emphasized her feminine delicacies and fainted several times. On the other hand, the Strychnine Lark was owned by a Jewish man, one Frank N. Stein.

The case was dismissed for lack of evidence.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9849 "2018-06-13T20:19:58Z")

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Ownership of Strychnine Larks has, since the June 13, 1988 tragedy in which six Cub Scouts and a furniture reupholsterer were fatally poisoned, been prohibited within Blawnox city limits.

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**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9850 "2018-06-13T20:38:26Z")

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Steve Forbert changed the title to “Goin’ Down to Laurel” and rewrote the lyrics because Blawnox wasn’t dirty or stinkin’ enough.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9851 "2018-06-13T20:57:06Z")

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John James Audubon, ornithologist, naturalist, and painter has never been to Blawnox, Pennsylvania.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9852 "2018-06-14T13:20:29Z")

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John James Audubon is the ornithologist who has never been to an opthalmologist, orthodontist, orthopaedist , or oncologist

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9853 "2018-06-14T13:46:48Z")

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John James Audubon, ornithologist, naturalist, and painter, sometimes liked to completely cover his bed with dead birds and roll around on them naked.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9854 "2018-06-14T13:55:25Z")

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Audubon would then take the dead birds, cook them in a nice stew or pot pie, and serve them to his dinner guests.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9855 "2018-06-14T13:59:52Z")

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John James Audubon, ornithologist, naturalist, painter, and square dance caller would gargle the oil from a duck’s uropygial gland whenever he got a sore throat.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9856 "2018-06-14T14:05:10Z")

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Audubon would them make a nice fruit punch with the gargled duck’s uropygial gland oil and serve it to his dinner guests.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9857 "2018-06-14T14:09:15Z")

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In later years, Audobon’s eyesight impaired somewhat, and he tended to mistakenly serve the urinary track instead of the uropygial gland to his unwary guests.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9858 "2018-06-14T14:26:23Z")

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Native born Welshman John James Audubon was the first Vice President of the United States of America, invented the game _Monopoly_ and pioneered bikini modeling.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9859 "2018-06-14T14:29:50Z")

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John Adams _would_ have been the first Vice President of the United States, but lost the 1788 Electoral College swimsuit competition to a particularly enticing, bikini-clad John James Audubon.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9860 "2018-06-14T15:41:17Z")

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John James Audubon, ornithologist, naturalist, painter, square dance caller, first Vice President of the United States of America, and pioneer bikini modeler, invented the first primitive mammogram machine. 220 volt outlets used to power it wouldn’t be invented until much later.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/9861 "2018-06-14T19:56:45Z")

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John James Audubon, ornithologist, naturalist, painter, square dance caller, first Vice President of the United States of America, pioneer bikini modeler, and inventor of the first primitive mammogram machine, wrote the song “When the Red Breast Robin comes bob-bob-bobbing along.”

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