# Made-Up, False and Flat-out Wrong Trivia Dominoes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 21, 2014, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580 "2014-04-21T03:04:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 502
**Author:** ![Mr\_Zox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Mr\_Zox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Zox)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2018, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10022 "2018-07-16T23:44:34Z")
“Amy Farrah Fowler Cooper” is a pen name. It’s located in Blawnox, and Jesus Pfardentrot Zox uses it to keep Northumbrian vicuña. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2018, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10023 "2018-07-17T01:31:08Z")
“Northumbrian Vicuña,” is Mike (“Tubular Bells”) Oldfield’s newest album–his 83rd. Eighty-fourth if you count, “[Take Four](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Take_Four),” his (putative) Christmas album. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2018, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10024 "2018-07-17T13:13:24Z")
Conspiracy theorists postulate scores, if not hundreds, of “secret” or “suppressed” Christmas albums by such varied groups and persons as The Beatles, Ozzy Osbourne, Malcolm X, Richard Nixon, Queen Elizabeth II, Fidel and Raoul Castro, The Unibomber, and William Gates. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2018, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10025 "2018-07-17T13:21:56Z")
At last it can be told! The true story of Baby Jesus and The Three Wise Men. It started when the TWM were going to pay tribute to King Herod. On the way, they stopped to rest in a stable, only to find it was occupied by a couple who had jut had a screaming, poppy baby. They continued on their way to the palace and their audience with the king. “What have you brought me for a Christmas present?” asked Herod. “A bottle of the finest scotch” said Johnnie Walker, the first wise man. “Why, that is better than gold” said Herod. “And you?” he asked the second wise man. “A bottle of the finest whisky,” said Jack Daniels, the second wise man. “Why, that arouses my franken senses” said Herod. “And you?” he asked the thir wise man. “A bottle of the finest bourbon,” said Jim Beam, the third wise man. “I love that myrrh and myrrh” said Herod. However, when Herod opened the bottles ,all that was in them was some cheap, rotgut red wine. When he threatened to kill the wise men, they said “We stopped at a stable with a couple and a newborn child. The bottles must have been switched.” “Yeah, right” said Herod. “Or maybe the newborn boy turned all the great booze into cheap wine.” And he killed Jack, Johnny, and Jim. And, for good measure, all the newborns in the kingdom. The End. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2018, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10026 "2018-07-17T14:55:26Z")
^^[roflmao] ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Zox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Mr\_Zox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Zox)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2018, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10027 "2018-07-18T03:08:56Z")
^^[bravisimo!] ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2018, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10028 "2018-07-18T06:19:13Z")
The Grateful Dead Newborns was a power trio out of Boise that had Herod, Heysoos, and Hiram Walker on drums. They placed only one song on the charts: Oy Vey in a Manger. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2018, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10029 "2018-07-18T13:06:00Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > ^\[1\] > [@Mr\_Zox](#): > > ^\[2\] Thank you. I’ve been waiting to use that one for a while. It came to me from a hearing of a drink called The Three Wise Men–equal amounts scotch, bourbon and whiskey. * * * 1. roflmao 2. bravisimo! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2018, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10030 "2018-07-18T13:58:01Z")
In play: A jukebox musical based on the works of the Grateful Dead Newborns is scheduled to open next season. However, there will be no Friday night or Saturday matinee performances. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2018, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10031 "2018-07-18T21:22:20Z")
The musical is planned to open in the Blawnox Bijou, a former vaudeville hall shuttered since 1892 after a series of mysterious murders and rumored to be haunted every since. Said producer Mort Omens “what could possibly go wrong?” ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Zox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Mr\_Zox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Zox)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2018, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10032 "2018-07-19T03:52:19Z")
_Mort Omens_ is a fanfic mash-up combining Terry Pratchett’s _Mort_ and Pratchett and Gaiman’s _Good Omens_. {Dear \*\*\*\* I hope that’s Flat-Out Wrong!} ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2018, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10033 "2018-07-19T13:41:40Z")
Terry Gaiman and Neil Pratchett are planning a Halloween wedding, the first wedding to be held in the Blawnox Bijou, a former vaudeville hall shuttered since 1892 after a series of mysterious murders and rumored to be haunted every since, despite the fact that the fundamentalist Bijoux Jewels of God’s Church is located next door and plans to protest. “What could possibly go wrong?” is a quote from both of the grooms. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2018, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10034 "2018-07-19T22:52:01Z")
The pastor of The Bijoux Jewels of God’s Church, Simeon St. Stupor, had a vision in a dream where the Lord spoke to him in the form of a stoat, and sayeth: “Ummmmmm, no.” From carefully calibrated interpretation of this declamation, Mr. St. Stupor hath wreaked his fury on numerous sinners, most notably RuPaul, Orson Bean, Kristen Stewart and Oprah Winfrey. Oh, yes, and he supports the president whole-stoatedly. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10035 "2018-07-20T13:36:03Z")
The Bijoux Jewel’s of God’s Church will have the world premiere on December 2th of Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice’s newest musical “Donald Trump and the Amazing Whole-Stoaded Dream Toupee.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10036 "2018-07-20T17:20:56Z")
A stoat once bit my sister… ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10037 "2018-07-20T23:08:49Z")
**Stoat Toast** is even more common in certain regions of Wales that Welsh [del]Rabbit[/del] Rarebit. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2018, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10038 "2018-07-21T13:50:10Z")
Roger Rabbit, Jessica Rabbit, The White Rabbit, The Velveteen Rabbit, Peter Rabbit, The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog, the Trix Rabbit and Eddie Rabbitt have all been known to welsh on bets. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2018, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10039 "2018-07-21T13:58:08Z")
Welsh’s Grape Juice contains less that 4% rabbit per half-gallon. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2018, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10040 "2018-07-21T13:59:00Z")
Welsh’s Grape Juice contains less that 40% rabbit urine per half-gallon. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2018, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10041 "2018-07-21T14:15:53Z")
Welsh’s Grape Juice and the first Ken Burns documentary _Night of the Lepus_ both premiered in 1972, leading certain conspiracy-minded scientists and scholars to postulate a connection. Less certain conspiracy-minded scientists and scholars are baffled. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580.md?page=501) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580.md?page=503)