# Made-Up, False and Flat-out Wrong Trivia Dominoes

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**Created:** [April 21, 2014, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580 "2014-04-21T03:04:18Z")\
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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2018, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10162 "2018-08-19T05:22:36Z")

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McCartney’s career came to a stop in Japan in 1980 when he was discovered with two geoducks in his hotel room.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2018, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10163 "2018-08-19T12:25:25Z")

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John Lennon’s career came to a stop in New York in 1980 when he was assassinated by Ivanka Trump while leaving his hotel room.

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2018, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10164 "2018-08-19T14:13:04Z")

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Ivan Ka Trump, who infamously assassinated John Lennon after a night of gay drunken debauchery, is no relation by either birth or marriage to Donald Trump.

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2018, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10165 "2018-08-20T04:28:01Z")

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On November 8, 2016, Donald Trump was ….oh, that’s too far fetched.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2018, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10166 "2018-08-20T13:15:11Z")

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Ivan Ka Trump is a new character set to be introduced in the next Star Wars: Revenge of the Trumps movie. He is a ruthless billionaire businessman known for literally setting people who don’t live up to his standards on fire (You’re fired) with beams from his eyes. He has been elected the leader of a once great country, because he threatened to fire anyone who did not vote for him.

His biggest foe will be Oprah-Wan Kenobi, who uses the force to eventually stop him.

Any resemblance to any other real or fictional character is purely coincidental.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2018, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10167 "2018-08-20T18:13:24Z")

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Dwayne Johnson, Brad Pitt, Tom Hanks, Tom Cruise, Jeff Bridges, John Goodman and the late Susan Sarandon are all said to be up for the role of Ivan Ka Trump in the upcoming _Star Wars: Revenge of the Trumps_, although director Ridley Scott is said to be holding out for Orson Bean.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2018, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10168 "2018-08-20T18:34:24Z")

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Disney is currently scouting out exotic locations for the next Star Wars movie including Whitsunday Islands, Australia, Puglia, Italy, and Blawnox, Pennsylvania.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2018, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10169 "2018-08-20T19:26:10Z")

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Blawnox’s Death Star Cantina is already a semi-celebrity hangout. Carrie Fisher’s agent’s stepdaughter has been seen there, as well as David Hasselhoff’s stunt double’s brother.

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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2018, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10170 "2018-08-21T12:30:34Z")

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If someone doubles for a stunt double, the stunt is quadrupled.

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**Author:** ![DavidwithanR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@DavidwithanR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidwithanR)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2018, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10171 "2018-08-21T12:46:23Z")

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The original game of doubles tennis was played with only one player on each side; the challenge was that on every second contact with the ball, each player was to precisely duplicate his immediately previous stroke. In other words, it was the strokes that were doubled, not the players.

This very difficult form of the game was not superseded until the first “mixed-up-doubles” team defiantly walked into Wimbledon together - Margaret Court and Jürgen Nett would go on to dominate the sport until the days of Mike “Thirty” Love and Deucina “Little Deuce” Coupe.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2018, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10172 "2018-08-21T13:30:20Z")

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Mike “Thirty” Love and Deucina “Little Deuce” Coupe were first signed to play Laverne and Shirley, but producer Gary Marshall’s reaction to this was “Laverne & Shirley? You can’t be serious!”

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2018, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10173 "2018-08-21T13:44:47Z")

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Gary Marshall was the son of Justice Thurgood Marshall, who wrote the Constitution.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2018, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10174 "2018-08-21T13:49:06Z")

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Gary Marshall named his triplet sons Justice, Thurgood, and Feelgood.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2018, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10175 "2018-08-21T14:06:07Z")

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Feelgood Marshall studied hard and earned his MD at the Northwestern University of Medicine. Surprisingly enough, he grew disinterested in working in the medical field and eventually fled to Hollywood were he grew out a rat tail, bought a '65 Chevy primered in flames, and sells cocaine for the Mexican mob. Yes, he’s the one they call Dr. Feelgood, he’s the one that makes ya feel alright.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2018, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10176 "2018-08-21T14:12:40Z")

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Dr. Feelgood’s code name for Robin Williams was Flaming Cocaine. And was he surprised when he found out Robin was a straight man, buying cocaine for a friend (who turned out to be John Belushi). “I thought he was a transexual transvestite homosexual ho do do any drug, or any person . Or something like that” was the exact quote.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2018, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10177 "2018-08-21T15:35:35Z")

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“transexual transvestite homosexual” was how e.e. cummings identified himself on any job application, which is probably why he was an unemployed poet for most of his adult life and turned to Latvian clown porn to fill his days.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2018, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10178 "2018-08-21T15:59:03Z")

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He once wrote:

this sad little dress  
no longer fits me  
does  
this potato sack  
make my ass  
look big?

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2018, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10179 "2018-08-21T16:17:08Z")

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Not the potato sack, no.

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**Author:** ![DavidwithanR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@DavidwithanR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidwithanR)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2018, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10180 "2018-08-21T19:56:07Z")

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The little-known facts behind that littler-known poem: Both the little dress and the concomitant potato sack were scrounged from Wallace Stevens’s backyard. It’s thought they were thrown there by a CIA agent known to Stevens only as “The emperor of ice cream”. But Cummings, being a keener observer of humanity if not of wheelbarrows or leaves, composed a much fuller exploration of the CIA ethos in his “The boys i mean are not refined”.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2018, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10181 "2018-08-22T04:17:35Z")

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e.e. cummings served briefly in the Office of Strategic Services. National Security Memorandum 43-1001, “Concomitant Potato Sack,” in OSS archives later safeguarded by the Central Intelligence Agency, is not scheduled to be declassified until August 22, 2118. The reason for its odd title is unknown.

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