# Made-Up, False and Flat-out Wrong Trivia Dominoes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 21, 2014, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580 "2014-04-21T03:04:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 537
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2018, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10722 "2018-11-23T21:30:19Z")
One symptom of infection is bright orange jaundice. ---
**Author:** ![Catsie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c0e974/32.png) [@Catsie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catsie)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2018, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10723 "2018-11-24T00:36:01Z")
> [@kenobi\_65](#): > > The Claude Monet Museum is located in Westchester County, New York, in the village of Tuckahoe (ZIP Code 10707). This museum does not, in fact, have any Monet originals, though it does have a wide collection of postcards of Monet’s works, and an autographed photo of Tommy James and the Shondells. Tommy James and the Shondell actually, the other two Shondells being AWOL, pursuing their dream of reviving vaudeville. Though their act featured such hilarious lines as, “Hey, are you Shon or Dell?” it never really got off the ground. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2018, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10724 "2018-11-24T01:20:01Z")
Vaudeville refuses to be revived, resulting in the moonlight terrors of Zombie Vaudeville: mindless repetitive gags and has-been sex symbols cavorting for captive audiences. Coming to the U.S.O. this Christmas! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2018, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10725 "2018-11-24T03:07:29Z")
Orson Bean’s second screen role was in the low-budget Blawnox Pictures horror movie, _Zombie Vaudeville._ His first was in _The Birth of a Nation_, in a bit part as an incontinent Klansman. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2018, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10726 "2018-11-24T08:21:26Z")
When you reach in your swim shorts and it feels like an eel, that’s a moray. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2018, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10727 "2018-11-24T12:41:39Z")
Eels, aardvarks, and llamas are all allergic to oolong. It makes them incontinent. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2018, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10728 "2018-11-24T13:14:14Z")
A llama once bit my sister. No realli! She was Karving her initials on the llama with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - a Blawnox dentist and star of many Aardvarkian møvies. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2018, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10729 "2018-11-24T14:12:34Z")
A llama once bit my mama, causing her to drop her cigarette and start a fire that ended up being a three-l ama. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2018, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10730 "2018-11-24T14:20:41Z")
[Pfui.] ---
**Author:** ![Catsie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c0e974/32.png) [@Catsie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catsie)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2018, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10731 "2018-11-24T15:04:02Z")
Sensing they were onto a good thing, Blawnox Pictures followed up their cult classic _Zombie Vaudeville_ with _Pfui To Be You and Me_. It starred Orson Bean and featured Big Bird and the zombie rock band Grateful Undead, who collaborated on the smash hit “Death of An Interior Decorator”. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2018, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10732 "2018-11-24T15:19:30Z")
The Grateful Undead are not to be confused with the Ungrateful Undead, who wrote, produced, directed, starred, financed, and scored all of the _Absolute Zombies_ series of films, considered to be some of the worst movies ever made. All 666 of them. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2018, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10733 "2018-11-24T19:23:04Z")
_Zombies Go Hawaiian_, considered by cognoscenti to be the worst of the lot, has been found to cause brain cancer in pigs. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2018, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10734 "2018-11-24T19:43:12Z")
Because of the horrible plot, the wooden acting, the makeup and the cheesy music, _Zombies go Hawaiian_ is often confused with the Presley vehicle _Blue Hawaii_. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2018, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10735 "2018-11-24T20:02:24Z")
The Elvis vehicle _Bluer Hawaii_ had him turning into a zombie. Elvis read the initial script while sitting on the toilet at Graceland, and screamed “This movie has a the horrible plot, wooden acting, zombie makeup and cheesy music.” And he proceeded to drop dead. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2018, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10736 "2018-11-25T01:32:17Z")
At the nadir of his career, Presley filmed a few little-known porn films that included “Blue Balls Hawaii”, “Love My Bender”, “Jailhouse Rock Hard”, “Easy Cum, Easy Go”, and “Hairum Scrotum”. All of them co-starred Stormy Daniels. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2018, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10737 "2018-11-25T03:36:23Z")
Stormy Daniels and Orson Bean have costarred in three films, _The Orange One, Pussy Grabbing, Pussy Grabbing 2: Electric Boogaloo_, and _Jeez, Enough with the Pussy Grabbing Already_. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2018, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10738 "2018-11-25T04:21:13Z")
_Make America Orange Again_ is the new pitch from Tropicana. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2018, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10739 "2018-11-25T18:03:47Z")
Less popular than the navel orange, the nostril orange must be eaten directly off the tree and should never be picked. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2018, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10740 "2018-11-25T18:56:13Z")
Botanists believe that an ancestral “orifange” gave rise to today’s varieties. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2018, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/10741 "2018-11-25T20:18:16Z")
Botanists have still not perfected a means of growing naval oranges aboard warships at sea. Saltwater and fruit tend not to go together. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580.md?page=536) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580.md?page=538)