# Made-Up, False and Flat-out Wrong Trivia Dominoes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 21, 2014, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580 "2014-04-21T03:04:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 605
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2019, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/12083 "2019-11-08T03:25:51Z")
Vanessa and the Vandals was the first all girl rock band. But this happened in 1938, so they weren’t very successful. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2019, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/12084 "2019-11-08T05:38:34Z")
Vanessa and the Vandals invented rock 'n roll in 1938 with the hit, “Let’s kick a Nazi in the Shin.” ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2019, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/12085 "2019-11-08T05:48:13Z")
Being a German band, this was not a popular song. It was only when they moved to Poland that it became a regional hit. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/12086 "2019-11-09T17:22:17Z")
The US government has banned the song “Let’s kick a Nazi in the Shin,” after the top person claimed “there are very fine people on both sides of the neo-Nazi controversy.” When asked for her opinion on this action, the lesbian, African-American, poor pagan Vanessa stated “What do you expect from a straight, white, rich Christian man?” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/12087 "2019-11-09T17:34:33Z")
And then saith the liberal fake new media (who were in reality on the side of truth and journalistic integrity): “Trumpery!” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2019, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/12088 "2019-11-10T17:58:32Z")
“Trumpery” has been added to the new Webster’s Dictionary to describe the state of being a straight, rich, white Christian man, or longing for the days when only the straight, rich, white Christian men had any power and every thing was so much better and every one was so much happier. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2019, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/12089 "2019-11-10T20:49:22Z")
There’s only one person who takes Trumpery seriously, and it’s not even a person, it’s an orange howler monkey. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/12090 "2019-11-11T14:36:54Z")
An orange howler monkey once pulled Trump’s toupee off his head and proceeded to literally fuck it. The Secret Service were too busy laughing to do anything about it. When told of the incident Donald Jr. said “So what? I’ve done it too.” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2019, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/12091 "2019-11-12T21:59:34Z")
Blawnox Museum, Arts Center and One-Hour Drycleaners contains one of Pennsylvania’s most elaborate and awe inspiring displays of orange howler monkeys. Though museum-goers with a keen eye might notice a slight discrepancy with the older orange howler monkey in the back corner behind mother and baby orange howler monkeys. The older orange howler monkey is shown smoking a meerschaum pipe and most primatologists know that orange howler monkeys don’t smoke meerschaum pipes, they smoke churchwarden pipes. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2019, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/12092 "2019-11-13T15:10:41Z")
Orange howler monkeys only smoke orange opium in their churchwarden pipes. They smo0ke it constantly, as they are born addicted to the stuff. If they can’t get the orange, the howl. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2019, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/12093 "2019-11-13T16:59:08Z")
Orange you glad they didn’t want a banana? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2019, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/12094 "2019-11-13T17:04:26Z")
Orange howler monkeys do not like to swallow and digest bananas. However, bananas are their favorite sex toy. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2019, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/12095 "2019-11-13T19:26:20Z")
Sex toys are forbidden in the White House, congress decided that one giant dick was enough. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2019, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/12096 "2019-11-13T19:36:51Z")
In today’s televised Congressional hearing Mr. Nunes admitted that the Democrats are completed right, and called upon the Senate to quickly remove Pres. Trump from office. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2019, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/12097 "2019-11-14T15:35:54Z")
When Security was called upon to do just that, the President of the United States sat on the floor, kept kicking his heels and screaming over and over “Hell no, I won’t go.” Security quietly left, closing and locking the door. That was four days ago, and Trump is kicking and screaming up a storm. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2019, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/12098 "2019-11-14T17:24:12Z")
Sadly, all the kicking of heels has reinflamed his bone spurs, denying Trump his fondest dream of joining Seal Team Six next year. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2019, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/12099 "2019-11-15T14:43:49Z")
The Republicans have passed a bill that every USA citizen should have complete and total access to as many guns as they want, despite criminal background and/or mental status. The only exception to this law is some asshole named Donald John Trump. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2019, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/12100 "2019-11-15T14:47:30Z")
Donald J. Trump just shot Nancy Pelosi in the middle of 5th Avenue in broad daylight. The NRA believes he should be awarded the Presidential Medal of Valor. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2019, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/12101 "2019-11-15T14:53:37Z")
But he will be charged with having a handgun, and the punishment for this one individual is…Well, even the NRA can’t think of an appropriate punishment, now the Jeffrey Dahmer is dead. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2019, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/12102 "2019-11-16T06:33:18Z")
Jeffrey Dahmer did not eat his victims. He froze parts with stick in them. Dahmer then licked them. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580.md?page=604) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580.md?page=606)