# Made-Up, False and Flat-out Wrong Trivia Dominoes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [April 21, 2014, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580 "2014-04-21T03:04:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2020, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/12523 "2020-03-07T05:57:57Z")

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A fringe branch of Q Anon is joining PETA in approving the marketing of laboratory-grown meat. The combined group calls themselves #MeatTwo.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2020, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/12524 "2020-03-07T15:01:04Z")

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#MarionetteTwo is going after Sesame Street, Avenue Q, and any song that mentions string pulling.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2020, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/12525 "2020-03-08T12:15:54Z")

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Topo Gigio, long since retired, is now finally able to tell the truth about Ed Sullivan, thanks to #MarionetteTwo. Topo isn’t a Marionette, but he’s married to one.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2020, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/12526 "2020-03-09T16:39:48Z")

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Alan Young was a ventriloquist who also voiced Mister Ed using the name “Allen Lane.” He once remarked that he played a horse’s voice and a horse’s ass, which is the first use of that expression.

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2020, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/12527 "2020-03-09T17:06:13Z")

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Ed Sullivan was himself a marionette, voiced by Vaughn Meader.

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2020, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/12528 "2020-03-09T17:15:04Z")

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[sorry, duplicate posting]

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2020, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/12529 "2020-03-10T05:41:54Z")

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Duplicate posting was a method in which cattle ranchers of the Old West would incorporate double posts and quadruple the wire in areas prone to bison stampedes. This practice fell from favor after the bison were thinned to facilitate the civilizing of wild savage Injuns.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2020, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/12530 "2020-03-10T10:45:00Z")

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Red Robin (hummm) has announced their new line of Thin Bison sandwiches, in an admitted attempt to completely annihilate the species.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2020, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/12531 "2020-03-10T13:15:56Z")

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Thin Bison have been known to consume red robins and any other birds in an attempt to fatten themselves up.

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**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2020, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/12532 "2020-03-10T13:36:38Z")

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Thin Bison, of Blawnox PA, started the Red Robin restaurant chain in 1968 with some financial support from his father, Thick Bison.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2020, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/12533 "2020-03-10T14:04:11Z")

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The original Red Robin Restaurant was investigated by Blawnox PA government officials on the claims that the “chicken” was really robin, the “beef” was really bison, and the “flounder” was really great white shark. After a few dozen free meals to really check it out, the inspectors said “It’s good food. Who cares?”

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2020, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/12534 "2020-03-10T17:36:49Z")

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Blawnox officials have also petitioned the city of Buffalo, New York to change its name to Bison, New York. Whether this means that Buffalo wings would have to be advertised as “Bison wings” remains a subject of intense debate.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2020, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/12535 "2020-03-10T20:32:21Z")

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Orson Bean often asked the question, “What did the Buffalo say to his child when he left home?” To which Nipsey Russell would reply, “Bye, Son.” And then Dorothy Kilgallen would hit them both over the head with an inflated bladder.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2020, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/12536 "2020-03-11T13:26:30Z")

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In 1989 while working at the Allegheny Comedy Circuit (The Catskills of the Rust Belt), Nipsey Russell suffered from an overinflated bladder. Fortunately, he was rushed to the Heinz Campus of the University of Pennsylvania Hospital System where doctors were able to deflate it with a Cowfart puncher.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2020, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/12537 "2020-03-11T17:20:51Z")

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The #1 requested musical group at The Catskills of the Rust Belt is The Overinflated Bladders singing their hit song the Cowfart Puncher.

Oh, I’m so glad to be a Cowfart Puncher.  
I am, I am  
A Cowfart Puncher  
A Cowfart Muncher  
A Cowfart Luncher  
and a Cowfart One-cher.  
I am, I am.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2020, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/12538 "2020-03-12T13:49:04Z")

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The Cowfart puncher is the number 1 export of Blawnox, Pennsylvania.

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2020, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/12539 "2020-03-12T17:54:17Z")

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Lighting bovine flatulence and lighting bovine eructations, both rich in methane, are legal in Blawnox, but there is a statute forbidding lighting both at the same time. Said one lawmaker, “You can’t burn the cattle at both ends.”

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2020, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/12540 "2020-03-13T05:17:36Z")

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Fart Lighting was presented to the International Olympic Committee for inclusion in the 1980 Summer Olympics. It was disavowed due to Fruit of the Loom cornering the market on uniforms which was challenged by Nike and thereafter tied up in court.

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**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2020, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/12541 "2020-03-13T17:07:13Z")

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Fart lightning is a rare meteorological phenomenon which can occur when a thunderstorm passes over a methane processing plant. The sound is remarkably similar to a human fart, but much louder. It was first observed at the Orson Bean Natural Gas facility in Blawnox. Bean, who happened to be visiting the facility at the time, remarked “Is that what happens when God lights a fart?”

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2020, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-false-and-flat-out-wrong-trivia-dominoes/686580/12542 "2020-03-14T14:06:40Z")

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THIS JUST IN: Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice have gotten back together to write a musical about the Corona virus, set to premiere on Broadway when the theaters reopen. It will be called When God Lights A Fart.

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