# Made up song titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 13, 2019, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-song-titles/841703 "2019-10-13T02:55:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2019, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-song-titles/841703/1 "2019-10-13T02:55:00Z")
We got the bands, what songs are they singing? I Won’t Hold Your Hand Until You Clean the Dirt Under Your Fingernails ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2019, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-song-titles/841703/2 "2019-10-13T14:55:13Z")
This Is The Song That Never Begins ---
**Author:** ![Personal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Personal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Personal)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2019, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-song-titles/841703/3 "2019-10-13T17:37:59Z")
I Am the Cactus ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2019, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-song-titles/841703/4 "2019-10-13T17:43:46Z")
Escalator to Purgatory ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2019, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-song-titles/841703/5 "2019-10-13T19:06:32Z")
Tomorrow Never Knows Yesterday ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2019, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-song-titles/841703/6 "2019-10-13T23:38:41Z")
Hold Off ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2019, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-song-titles/841703/7 "2019-10-14T01:28:19Z")
I Don’t Care if You Love (Because I Don’t Love You) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2019, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-song-titles/841703/8 "2019-10-14T03:43:24Z")
When a Man Loves a Wombat ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2019, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-song-titles/841703/9 "2019-10-15T13:11:06Z")
Beat Me Til I Stop Laughing ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2019, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-song-titles/841703/10 "2019-10-15T15:48:45Z")
Hit Me with a Slap Shot ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2019, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-song-titles/841703/11 "2019-10-15T15:49:40Z")
I Got The Get Out The Evidence To Impeach The President So He’s No Longer Resident Blues ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2019, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-song-titles/841703/12 "2019-10-15T16:14:45Z")
Theme to President Evil, the McConnell Remix ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2019, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-song-titles/841703/13 "2019-10-15T16:32:35Z")
Halloween For Strings ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2019, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-song-titles/841703/14 "2019-10-15T16:53:41Z")
Sixteen Stoats (and what do you get?) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2019, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-song-titles/841703/15 "2019-10-15T17:29:17Z")
Theme from “Tami” ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2019, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-song-titles/841703/16 "2019-10-15T17:44:59Z")
Eating Savoy Truffles in Strawberry Fields on Penny Lane With a Girl Named Eleanor Rigby ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2019, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-song-titles/841703/17 "2019-10-15T18:34:40Z")
Chained Melody ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2019, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-song-titles/841703/18 "2019-10-16T06:29:55Z")
I Can’t Give You Anything But Herpes ---
**Author:** ![Aspidistra](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspidistra/32/3894_2.png) [@Aspidistra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspidistra)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2019, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-song-titles/841703/19 "2019-10-16T07:23:18Z")
We Are the Champignons ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2019, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-song-titles/841703/20 "2019-10-16T11:30:36Z")
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