# Made up this political joke on the fly =)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-this-political-joke-on-the-fly/626549>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 28, 2012, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-this-political-joke-on-the-fly/626549 "2012-06-28T05:49:46Z")\
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**Author:** ![supery00n](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5f9b8f/32.png) [@supery00n](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/supery00n)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2012, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-this-political-joke-on-the-fly/626549/1 "2012-06-28T05:49:46Z")

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\*\*\*\*Why couldn’t George Bush find the weapons of mass destruction?

The First Law of Thermodynamics, unlike George Bush, never lies.

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:rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![chorpler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chorpler/32/2888_2.png) [@chorpler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chorpler)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2012, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-this-political-joke-on-the-fly/626549/2 "2012-06-28T08:13:03Z")

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I’m a little embarrassed at how long it took me to get this.

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**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2012, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-this-political-joke-on-the-fly/626549/3 "2012-06-28T15:47:56Z")

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> [@chorpler](#):
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> I’m a little embarrassed at how long it took me to get this.

I don’t think you need to be. The first law of thermodynamics is concerned with energy, and if Saddam had indeed had nuclear weapons they would literally have been weapons of mass destruction.

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**Author:** ![california\_jobcase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@california\_jobcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/california_jobcase)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2012, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-this-political-joke-on-the-fly/626549/4 "2012-06-28T21:47:41Z")

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shoulda said “law of conservation of mass”

or not. Whatever-

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**Author:** ![CheeseDonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecae2f/32.png) [@CheeseDonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheeseDonkey)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2012, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/made-up-this-political-joke-on-the-fly/626549/5 "2012-06-28T22:16:38Z")

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A George Bush joke…sorry but 2007 was five years ago.