# Madonna and Britney push boundaries, result: masturbation
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-and-britney-push-boundaries-result-masturbation/198419
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [August 29, 2003, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-and-britney-push-boundaries-result-masturbation/198419 "2003-08-29T13:55:55Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Beagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beagle)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-and-britney-push-boundaries-result-masturbation/198419/1 "2003-08-29T13:55:55Z")
[Isn’t it cute?](http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/030829/168/53rge.html)
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### Author:  [@Beagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beagle)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-and-britney-push-boundaries-result-masturbation/198419/2 "2003-08-29T13:58:43Z")
If there was ever a time for little air quotes, it’s around “push boundaries.” Maybe they are dating, who knows?
It’s more like jumping on the gay bandwagon now. I’m considering a houseboy. My wife says so long as he can clean up. 😉
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### Author:  [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-and-britney-push-boundaries-result-masturbation/198419/3 "2003-08-29T14:03:09Z")
Typically, when my wife watches those award shows, I am in the office on the computer. She called me in to replay that particular scene for me. I am now rethinking my negative opinion of such shows. How hot was that?
Did you see the look on Britney’s ex-boy friend’s face? It was priceless.
Haj
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### Author:  [@troub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/troub)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-and-britney-push-boundaries-result-masturbation/198419/4 "2003-08-29T14:08:55Z")
Jumping the gay bandwagon? I’m not sure if it’s that or if it’s that they _know_ (as all women do) what kind of things we guys watch on Cinemax after 10:00 p.m. It’s too bad that the hideous Aguilera-creature was hanging around.
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### Author:  [@Plankspanker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plankspanker)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-and-britney-push-boundaries-result-masturbation/198419/5 "2003-08-29T14:18:39Z")
_cough_ ratings war _cough_
i wonder how much they were paid for that…
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### Author:  [@bettyspaghetti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bettyspaghetti)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-and-britney-push-boundaries-result-masturbation/198419/6 "2003-08-29T14:19:30Z")
IMHO the FCC needs to grow a set
Are these woman bisexual? Are they choosing to be gay? or is it predetermined in their genes that they partcicipate in mutual masturabation in front of 70 million households? They need to grow up, sexy and sophisticated they ain’t! Is Britney confused over Madonna’s real intentions? Will Christina turn jealous? or was this staged just for the studio execs to get a hard on and be more easily greased and relieved of millions in royalties for the “artists”?
WOuld it be as universally accepted if two men were up on stage findling and kissing each other. Oh no, macho guys just want lesbo action, lesbo action is hot, lesbo action is money, we worship at the house of pussy -
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### Author:  [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-and-britney-push-boundaries-result-masturbation/198419/7 "2003-08-29T14:26:00Z")
And what about poor Jenna Jamison?
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### Author:  [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-and-britney-push-boundaries-result-masturbation/198419/8 "2003-08-29T14:31:31Z")
Sorry, not impressed.
Push boundaries? Don’t Much think so, it’s been done before (if not with cute faces).
Hot? I’ve seen better waiting in line to buy movie tickets.
Annoying? You betcha, when the VMA was all over the place this AM while I was trying to get news, and all they could talk about was this non-event.
_shrug_
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### Author:  [@Psalex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Psalex)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-and-britney-push-boundaries-result-masturbation/198419/9 "2003-08-29T14:43:42Z")
If I were an oft-criticized over-exposed nasal-voiced pop star with aspirations of longevity, I would wish to be associated with or mentored by Madonna.
So yes, if I were Brittany, I should want to kiss Madonna. It would be an honor, an
homage, and confirmation- much like the hope that kissing blarney stone would bestow eloquence upon the kisser.
It would also make the front page, the lead story, and a shared fantasy that would span generations of boys to men.
And yeah, it was really hot, even if they were just playin’
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### Author:  [@Psalex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Psalex)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-and-britney-push-boundaries-result-masturbation/198419/10 "2003-08-29T14:43:56Z")
If I were an oft-criticized over-exposed nasal-voiced pop star with aspirations of longevity, I would wish to be associated with or mentored by Madonna.
So yes, if I were Brittany, I should want to kiss Madonna. It would be an honor, an homage, and confirmation- much like the hope that kissing blarney stone would bestow eloquence upon the kisser.
It would also make the front page, the lead story, and a shared fantasy that would span generations of boys to men.
And yeah, it was really hot, even if they were just playin’
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### Author:  [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-and-britney-push-boundaries-result-masturbation/198419/11 "2003-08-29T14:57:39Z")
**bettyspaghetti** , you’re kidding right?
Definitely hot.
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### Author:  [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-and-britney-push-boundaries-result-masturbation/198419/12 "2003-08-29T15:02:39Z")
That’s sort of…disgusting!
I mean, there’s got to be at least a 20 year age gap between them, right? 😛
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### Author:  [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-and-britney-push-boundaries-result-masturbation/198419/13 "2003-08-29T15:21:18Z")
Makes me wonder why so many people claim to respect Madonna for being her own woman.
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### Author:  [@WotNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WotNot)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-and-britney-push-boundaries-result-masturbation/198419/14 "2003-08-29T15:27:08Z")
> [@](#):
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> _Originally posted by bettyspaghetti \*
> \*\* Is Britney confused over Madonna’s real intentions? Will Christina turn jealous? or was this staged just for the studio execs to get a hard on and be more easily greased and relieved of millions in royalties for the “artists”?_\*
Tune in tomorrow!😃
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### Author:  [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-and-britney-push-boundaries-result-masturbation/198419/15 "2003-08-29T15:33:07Z")
My first reaction, in light of the fact that the whole “Lisa Marie Presley kisses Glow-in-the-Dark Femme from Outer Space–er, I mean, Michael Jackson” scene has been played repeatedly by the networks as an example of the freaky stuff that goes down at the VMAs, is that this stunt was an attempt to parody and/or top the Lisa Marie/Michael Jackson scene.
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### Author:  [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-and-britney-push-boundaries-result-masturbation/198419/16 "2003-08-29T15:43:45Z")
Madonna has been more or less openly bi for quite some time (take it away, **kung fu lola**!). She somehow manages to come out at every single MTV music video awards or almost every. (Remember 1993? _Bi, bi, baby, bi bi!_ with three mostly naked women chair dancing? Okay, I don’t remember it because I was 12 and Canadian and we had no cable, but I’m reliably informed of it by **Hamish.** )
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### Author:  [@Beagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beagle)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-and-britney-push-boundaries-result-masturbation/198419/17 "2003-08-29T15:44:27Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Little Nemo \*
> \*\*And what about poor Jenna Jamison? \*\*
Madonna and Christina versus Jenna and Britney: See, Madonna really loves Christina… Anyway, in oil.
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### Author:  [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-and-britney-push-boundaries-result-masturbation/198419/18 "2003-08-29T15:47:48Z")
_En passant_, I wonder how long it’ll take before we see Justin Timberlake kiss Elton John.
Or Eminem.
[font size=1]I would _pay_ to see that![/font]
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### Author:  [@Isabelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isabelle)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-and-britney-push-boundaries-result-masturbation/198419/19 "2003-08-29T16:28:10Z")
**NOTHING** Madonna does suprises me. She can’t shock me anymore. Brittney on the other hand what did she get out of it? I thought she was supposed to be trying to clean up her act for the young’ns. She has thrown her virginity around for so long is she now turned on by women?
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### Author:  [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-and-britney-push-boundaries-result-masturbation/198419/20 "2003-08-29T16:39:06Z")
Anyone who thinks this was anything other than an attempt to increase publicity for two “musicians” is completely deluded. It is a shame that a sexual orientation seems to be like a mink coat that you can pretend to try on in a bid to get people to pay attention to you.
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