# Madonna and Britney push boundaries, result: masturbation **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 29, 2003, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-and-britney-push-boundaries-result-masturbation/198419 "2003-08-29T13:55:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Grelby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a5b964/32.png) [@Grelby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grelby)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-and-britney-push-boundaries-result-masturbation/198419/61 "2003-08-31T03:14:02Z")
Really!? There should be a t-shirt for that, too. “I Pissed on the Blarney Stone.” Geez, they say _kissing_ the thing is iffy (well, not THAT iffy, since so many tourists are walking around with those stupid shirts, but…), managing to piss on it without falling to a horrible death must take considerable skill… ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-and-britney-push-boundaries-result-masturbation/198419/62 "2003-08-31T12:19:09Z")
In retrospect, I think everyone will agree this was more entertaining that Howard Stern in his Fartman costume. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-and-britney-push-boundaries-result-masturbation/198419/63 "2003-08-31T18:11:40Z")
I’m guessing they just go over to the guard rail or whatever and drop trou. _shrugs_ It could be an urban legend. I don’t know. ---
**Author:** ![gluteus\_maximus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@gluteus\_maximus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gluteus_maximus)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-and-britney-push-boundaries-result-masturbation/198419/64 "2003-08-31T18:36:40Z")
Ya know what? That was almost as sexy as Annette Funicello kissing Frankie Avalon. Actually, it’s the same. Both Britney and Annette were Mouseketeers… Neither Madonna nor Frankie were Mouseketeers… All four of them were (ahem) singers… It’s the same. ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-and-britney-push-boundaries-result-masturbation/198419/65 "2003-08-31T18:52:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AfterAugust \* > \*\*Um, there is one thing about that picture that grosses me out. > > Okay, either that thing in Brittany’s open mouth is gum, or a really chewed up tongue. Blech…ewww… \*\* OMG! I thought I was the only one who noticed that ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-and-britney-push-boundaries-result-masturbation/198419/66 "2003-08-31T18:57:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ParentalAdvisory \* > \*\*Kinda tacky for the SDMB, but this is just too funny: > > [http://www.billetdesign.com/forum/files/justin-owned.jpg](http://www.billetdesign.com/forum/files/justin-owned.jpg) \*\* He doesn’t look nearly as upset to me as some people had said…a bit disturbed, but not like tearful or anything… But did you see the girl behind him?? Now the look on her face is pretty funny. ---
**Author:** ![gluteus\_maximus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@gluteus\_maximus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gluteus_maximus)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-and-britney-push-boundaries-result-masturbation/198419/67 "2003-08-31T19:13:59Z")
They both look jealous to me… Jealous of who? ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-and-britney-push-boundaries-result-masturbation/198419/68 "2003-09-01T01:26:38Z")
That isn’t gum or her tongue, guys… you are seeing the stage lights on the other side of them–it’s a _gap_ ---
**Author:** ![teemingONE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b4bc9f/32.png) [@teemingONE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teemingONE)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-and-britney-push-boundaries-result-masturbation/198419/69 "2003-09-01T02:25:02Z")
It was hot though! I was watching the VMAs and I wanted so much for someone to kiss. When Britney and Christina were rolling around on the floor i was like " Kiss, Kiss, please kiss, please…". Then Britney and Madonna got close I was like “Yes… just a little closer… yes…kiss… YEA!!!” i thought it was hot. ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-and-britney-push-boundaries-result-masturbation/198419/70 "2003-09-02T11:11:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \* > \*\*Um, actually, there was some guy on guy action on SNL once-when Ian McKellen hosted, he planted one right on Jimmy Fallon. And he was in drag, too. That was pretty cool. > \*\* There was also an early SNL episode hosted by the late Walter Payton where, in one sketch, Payton kissed or was kissed first by Garret Morris (in drag), then Bill Murray (not in drag). And I think Murray kissed a horse at the very end of the sketch, just to round things out. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-and-britney-push-boundaries-result-masturbation/198419.md?page=3)