Apparently yesterday was a popular day for celebrities to give birth. Apparently, not to long after Madonna, Catherine Zeta Jones gave birth as well. Not as strange a name, though. Her and Michael Douglas named him Dylan Michael Douglas.
I know I could have started a new thread, but since it sort of relates to this, I thought I might as well post it here…okay, I just didn’t want to be known as the guy that started the Zeta & Douglas birth thread.
I especially was amused by the “muff daddy” license plate.
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Sweet, I’m not the only one. I’m not really a Madonna fan, but I found this pretty darn funny.
pantywaist!
Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee named their kids Brandon and Dylan. Nothing wrong with that, except that that makes one of them “Brandon Lee”. Nothing like having your own name be your death warrant.
Scary new facts about the birth have come to light. Madonna (her baby?) suffered moderate to severe abruptio placenta, which resulted in heavy loss of blood and serious abdominal pain. Guy Ritchie rushed her to the emergency ward at Cedars-Sinai medical centre and carried her, wearing only her nightdress into triage, yelling for help.
She had emergency surgery following the C-section and is still in hospital. The baby weighs 5 lbs. 9 oz. and is in an incubator.
Five pounds nine ounces? Pfah. The kid’s the size of a goddamn watermelon.
MY premature son was born at two and a half pounds. He’s a husky, hearty, healthy four-and-a-half year old now. And he can play the piano almost as well as I can.
Thank you, yojimbo, I was in a rush to get off the comp and forgot the link (mine was to a Scottish site).
I’m a bad doper! Bad! Bad! offers wrist for ample slappings
Don’t forget Bruce Willis and Demi Moore’s young’ns:
Rumer Glen, Scout LaRue, and Talulah Belle
Yeah, at least “Rocco” is a real Italian name.