# Madonna tongue-kisses Britney....
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-tongue-kisses-britney/198317
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [August 29, 2003, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-tongue-kisses-britney/198317 "2003-08-29T00:02:11Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@kung\_fu\_lola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kung_fu_lola)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-tongue-kisses-britney/198317/1 "2003-08-29T00:02:11Z")
and X-Tina! On MTV!
OMG I can’t believe it. That was the hottest thing I and **Upside\_Down\_Amber** have EVER seen. _spooge_
OMGomgomgomgomgomgomgomg!
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### Author:  [@teemingONE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teemingONE)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-tongue-kisses-britney/198317/2 "2003-08-29T00:09:42Z")
YES!!!
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### Author:  [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-tongue-kisses-britney/198317/3 "2003-08-29T00:10:12Z")
Undoubtly by this time its all over the internet and probably going to be the headline of every North American newspaper.
The Information Age is a wonderful thing.
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### Author:  [@teemingONE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teemingONE)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-tongue-kisses-britney/198317/4 "2003-08-29T00:14:07Z")
X-Tina should have kissed Britney!
ohhh man…
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### Author:  [@Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weird_AL_Einstein)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-tongue-kisses-britney/198317/5 "2003-08-29T00:14:36Z")
Now, I can die happy…
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### Author:  [@Slainte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slainte)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-tongue-kisses-britney/198317/6 "2003-08-29T00:15:01Z")
It was _so hot_ and I don’t even like Britney & Christina. Wow.
And I _knew_ there would be a thread. 😃 I love SDMB.
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### Author:  [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-tongue-kisses-britney/198317/7 "2003-08-29T00:15:22Z")
Nice spoiler warning for us west coasters, there!
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### Author:  [@kung\_fu\_lola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kung_fu_lola)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-tongue-kisses-britney/198317/8 "2003-08-29T00:22:14Z")
I thought about that for two seconds, but COME ON, it’s not really a spoiler, is it? It’s not a major plot point or anything, like who is gonna die on ER or the identity of Cartman’s father. You’d think knowing about it ahead of time would make it _better_. It would have for me, anyway.
Feel free to report if your knickers are really in a twist about it.
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### Author:  [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-tongue-kisses-britney/198317/9 "2003-08-29T00:23:04Z")
I am officially and un-officially aroused.
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### Author:  [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-tongue-kisses-britney/198317/10 "2003-08-29T00:30:00Z")
And, uh, what show is this again, for those of us who are idlely curious, in a, um, non-chalant couldn’t-care-less sort of way?
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### Author:  [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-tongue-kisses-britney/198317/11 "2003-08-29T00:31:46Z")
Thou shalt not tease without a link or screencap…
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### Author:  [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-tongue-kisses-britney/198317/12 "2003-08-29T00:32:01Z")
Amen
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### Author:  [@Rabid\_Squirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rabid_Squirrel)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-tongue-kisses-britney/198317/13 "2003-08-29T00:34:56Z")
Really?! :eek:
Can’t wait until it Monday, when it finally reaches this cultural backwater of an island! Yippy!
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### Author:  [@teemingONE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teemingONE)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-tongue-kisses-britney/198317/14 "2003-08-29T00:36:44Z")
thats what you guys get for not watching MTV.
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### Author:  [@kung\_fu\_lola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kung_fu_lola)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-tongue-kisses-britney/198317/15 "2003-08-29T00:50:42Z")
It was on the MTV music video awards, to celebrate their 20th anniversary. Britney and Christina imitated Madonna’s MTV VMA performance of _Like A Virgin_ of yesteryear, then M rose up out of the cake in androgynous black formalwear and started singing the Thin White Duke\* remix of _Hollywood_. She danced with the girls and then, you know, kissed 'em. M’s hub seemed pretty composed about the whole thing. I hope he was as surprised about the kisses as we were. Timberlake looked… bewildered. It was priceless.
\*Which was spelled “Thin White Duck” on the single packaging.
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### Author:  [@kung\_fu\_lola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kung_fu_lola)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-tongue-kisses-britney/198317/16 "2003-08-29T00:52:18Z")
Oh yeah forgot to mention that Missy Elliott galloped around the stage as well. She totally kicked it, but since she was not involved in any lesbian kissing, I’m afraid my memory of her appearance is a blur.
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### Author:  [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-tongue-kisses-britney/198317/17 "2003-08-29T01:04:05Z")
> [@](#):
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> thats what you guys get for not watching MTV.
Gosh, I haven’t watched “Music TeleVision” since they stopped playing music.
That’s been how many years now?
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### Author:  [@Fibber\_McGee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fibber_McGee)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-tongue-kisses-britney/198317/18 "2003-08-29T01:08:28Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by teemingONE \*
> \*\*thats what you guys get for not watching MTV. \*\*
If this is the sort of thing I miss out on by not watching MTV, well . . . you know . . . I can live with that.
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### Author:  [@teemingONE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teemingONE)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-tongue-kisses-britney/198317/19 "2003-08-29T01:11:20Z")
Its not about the music, its about the hot lesbian action.
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### Author:  [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-tongue-kisses-britney/198317/20 "2003-08-29T01:32:07Z")
> **[Madonna Smooches With Britney And Christina; Justin, Coldplay Win Big At VMAs](https://www.mtv.com/news/1477729/madonna-smooches-with-britney-and-christina-justin-coldplay-win-big-at-vmas/)**
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> In shocking opening performance of 'Like a Virgin,' 'Hollywood,' three divas raised Justin Timberlake's eyebrows.
Here’s proof. The image really isn’t even a representation of how wonderful it was, though.
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