# Madonna tongue-kisses Britney.... **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 29, 2003, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-tongue-kisses-britney/198317 "2003-08-29T00:02:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![metroshane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/aeb1de/32.png) [@metroshane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/metroshane)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-tongue-kisses-britney/198317/61 "2003-08-29T15:43:28Z")
I wish I were so cool that I just yawn at this. But for now my head is about to explode. ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-tongue-kisses-britney/198317/62 "2003-08-29T15:55:43Z")
I’m actually kind of surprised that **kung fu lola** is supportive of this Lesbian Until Graduation type publicity stunt. I think it’s offensive and patronizing to real lesbians. It’s using feigned tenderness as a means of gaining attention for themselves and to titillate the public in general, and men in particular. If Ellen or Rupert Everett kissed their partners on the stage, I’d applaud that society has advanced enough that two homosexuals are safe and comfortable kissing in public. However, this is a disgusting exploitation using homosexual affection as a means of getting attention and objectification of lesbians. ---
**Author:** ![RogueRacer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7ab992/32.png) [@RogueRacer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RogueRacer)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-tongue-kisses-britney/198317/63 "2003-08-29T16:10:21Z")
> [@](#): > > Someday I hope to be cool enough to chime in to a thread like this with a “how boring” or “big deal” type comment, but for now, I’m just wishing I could find a video of the smooches online, since I missed it last night. I really don’t hope this. It would either mean that my libido short circuited or that I suddenly started liking guys. ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-tongue-kisses-britney/198317/64 "2003-08-29T16:28:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by elf6c \* > More photos are up on Yahoo for those inclined: > > [http://search.news.yahoo.com/search/news/?c=news\_photos&p=madonna+kiss](http://search.news.yahoo.com/search/news/?c=news_photos&p=madonna+kiss) > > Enjoy- > > And please think of the kittens! \*\* Yarg!! These photos will keep me crew from resorting to homosexuality on those long sea voyages…for about 15 minutes!! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by zoid \* > Now don’t get me wrong, I like lesbians as much as any other “hetero & still an immature idiot in some ways” kind of guy. > But I think of Madonna in a “over the hill & slightly better looking than my mom” kind of way. I think of Brittany in a “She’s way to young for me to be turned on by this” kind of way. You sure about that hetero thing? 'Cause I think of Madonna in a M.I.L.F. kinda way and Brittany in a “big-breasted blond twenty-something girls are hot” kinda way. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tranquilis \* > I can’t express just how utterly “last year” the Madonna-kisses-some-girl" thing is. Hot girls making out never goes out of style. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tranquilis \* > Anyone remember Ellen? Anyone remember Rosanne? This is new? This is shocking? Dude…that’s nasty. ---
**Author:** ![Intaglio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/71e660/32.png) [@Intaglio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intaglio)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-tongue-kisses-britney/198317/65 "2003-08-29T16:37:13Z")
It was Hot, but I am of the mind-set of Tranquilis, Madonna’s Been There-Done That. Does Madonna do anything Shocking anymore? How about throw Michelle Branch, Beyonce’, Gwen Stefani, Shakira, or Jennifer Lopez into the mix, then you got lots of Hot Women Getting It On. ---
**Author:** ![Intaglio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/71e660/32.png) [@Intaglio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intaglio)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-tongue-kisses-britney/198317/66 "2003-08-29T16:38:53Z")
Oh, I would have liked to have seen more of Madonna and Christina Kissing, Britney and Madonna - OK, but M & C is just Dirty. ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-tongue-kisses-britney/198317/67 "2003-08-29T16:41:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by RogueRacer \* > \*\*I really don’t hope this. It would either mean that my libido short circuited or that I suddenly started liking guys. \*\* Means nothing of the sort. What it means is that we’re not impressed by publicity stunts, especially poorly executed ones. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-tongue-kisses-britney/198317/68 "2003-08-29T17:21:58Z")
Are they any pics out there of the Madonna/Christina kiss? All I see are Madonna/Brittney. Not that there’s anything wrong with that… ---
**Author:** ![My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f14d63/32.png) [@My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/My_Darn_Snake_Legs)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-tongue-kisses-britney/198317/69 "2003-08-29T17:38:47Z")
is there video and can someone send it to me?! ---
**Author:** ![Lenny\_Carl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9dc877/32.png) [@Lenny\_Carl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lenny_Carl)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-tongue-kisses-britney/198317/70 "2003-08-29T17:58:18Z")
Add me to that “yaaaawn” list too. Hasn’t the whole “lesbian kisses are sooo taboo” thing been done to death? I mean, was anyone really SHOCKED by this?? Maybe I’m jaded (or maybe I’ve just seen WAAAAAY too much lezbo porn), but watching two girls force an obviously staged “sexy” kiss doesn’t get me off. Britney did not look “into” it at all. Maybe if there was a little more passion involved, OK, then maybe I’d be a little aroused, but there was no sexuality to it at all. It just seemed so forced. Especially after MTV gave us the whole “Tatu/schoolgirl lezbo scene” during their last award show. Time to take it to the next level ladies. I like **Tranquilis** idea… I wanna see Britney and Christina go down on each other!!! ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-tongue-kisses-britney/198317/71 "2003-08-29T18:00:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by msmith537 \*You sure about that hetero thing? 'Cause I think of Madonna in a M.I.L.F. kinda way and Brittany in a “big-breasted blond twenty-something girls are hot” kinda way. Oh sure, take a cheap shot at me to overcompensate for the fact you like skanky ho’s. :wally ---
**Author:** ![kung\_fu\_lola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f4b2a3/32.png) [@kung\_fu\_lola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kung_fu_lola)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-tongue-kisses-britney/198317/72 "2003-08-29T18:19:28Z")
FTR, I didn’t think it was shocking, I just thought it was _ **hot** _, and I think that was the point. It was supposed to be hot and fun and surprising (not because it’s two girls kissing, but because of Britney’s image - did you really think you’d ever get to see her kiss another woman?). I think people (esp. Homebrew) are taking this too seriously. It was all in fun. Lighten up and just enjoy the tingle in your woman-area. ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-tongue-kisses-britney/198317/73 "2003-08-29T18:20:48Z")
I don’t think anyone’s shocked by this. It was a surprise and was unexpected, but not really shocking, especially considering that _it’s Madonna_. Two attractive women kissing is hot. I don’t think anyone who got riled up (myself included) is thinking any deeper than that. ---
**Author:** ![lezlers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@lezlers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lezlers)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-tongue-kisses-britney/198317/74 "2003-08-29T18:27:24Z")
I think Justin probably meant he wished he was Madonna, getting some play from both Britney and Christina at the same time. I think the “shocking” part of it was the people involved, not the kissing itself. I mean comon’ Britney Spears and Madonna? The only thing better would’ve been Britney and Christina. The sworn enemies (or so the press would like us to believe) start making out on stage. Heh. Did anyone catch Mary J Blidge’s reaction near the beginning of the number? It was straight “oh _hell_ no, she aint tryin’ to be Madonna!” Considering I had the same reaction in the beginning of the number, it was pretty damn funny. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![neutron\_star](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/51bf81/32.png) [@neutron\_star](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neutron_star)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-tongue-kisses-britney/198317/75 "2003-08-29T18:27:36Z")
This just smacks of desperation on Madonna’s part. Really, **REALLY** , bad Gap commercial + fake kiss = washed-up has-been. The last Styx reunion tour had more dignity than this! I’ll echo **Lenny & Carl** by saying that I dig hot lesbian lovin’, but fake shit like this just isn’t a turn-on. At all. (Same deal with the _Girls Gone Wild_ chicks flashing their boobs while making goofy, drunken faces.) ---
**Author:** ![Intaglio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/71e660/32.png) [@Intaglio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intaglio)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-tongue-kisses-britney/198317/76 "2003-08-29T18:42:12Z")
Maybe the three of them should have done Like A Virgin, like how Madonna did it in Truth or Dare, that might have been good. Makes you wonder what the Behind the Scenes at the Mickey Mouse Club was like. ---
**Author:** ![Yookeroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yookeroo/32/323_2.png) [@Yookeroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yookeroo)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-tongue-kisses-britney/198317/77 "2003-08-29T19:01:57Z")
Peiple keep tossing out the phrase “skanky ho” as if it’s a bad thing. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-tongue-kisses-britney/198317/78 "2003-08-29T19:03:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lord Ashtar \* > \*\*Are they any pics out there of the Madonna/Christina kiss? All I see are Madonna/Brittney. > > Not that there’s anything wrong with that… \*\* My link above has a nice one. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-tongue-kisses-britney/198317/79 "2003-08-29T19:13:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kung fu lola \* > **And now we know why J Lo pulled out.** J-Lo had a strap-on? ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-tongue-kisses-britney/198317/80 "2003-08-29T19:41:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cervaise \* > \*\*J-Lo had a strap-on? \*\* Nope :eek: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-tongue-kisses-britney/198317.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-tongue-kisses-britney/198317.md?page=5)