# Madonna: What a Rogue. Do you think she got her Coy Young Maiden fix?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-what-a-rogue-do-you-think-she-got-her-coy-young-maiden-fix/198432
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [August 29, 2003, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-what-a-rogue-do-you-think-she-got-her-coy-young-maiden-fix/198432 "2003-08-29T15:08:34Z")
**Posts on this page:** 17
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### Author:  [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-what-a-rogue-do-you-think-she-got-her-coy-young-maiden-fix/198432/1 "2003-08-29T15:08:34Z")
Across the country people are talking about his. In the [still photo](http://www.msnbc.com/news/958586.asp?0cv=CB21) of the deed, she just looks like she’s getting what she wants, and poor Britney looks a little in anguish. It may just be my perception, but I can’t help but think about what they each are thinking:
Madonna: YAAHAHA I get what I want, thanxxxxx young lass. Oh the things they’ll say…
Britney: Pepsi’s not gonna like this, hows my hair, this is not what I thought she’d taste like?
What do YOU think they were thinking?
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### Author:  [@merge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/merge)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-what-a-rogue-do-you-think-she-got-her-coy-young-maiden-fix/198432/2 "2003-08-29T15:20:34Z")
Hey… it is Brit’s tounge… she probably wanted it more than Madonna did…
I heard brittney was hanging out with Jenna Jameson for a while… one can only imagine…
I think they were both thinking…
“This will make money for me somehow”
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### Author:  [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-what-a-rogue-do-you-think-she-got-her-coy-young-maiden-fix/198432/3 "2003-08-29T16:04:25Z")
I’m getting really tired of bullshit like this. I don’t mean celebrities of the same sex kissing, I mean all the hubbub that surrounds it. I’m sure they kissed just because they knew it’d be a big story, and I’m just sick of seeing how easy it is for the public’s strings to be pulled.
Slightly Off-Topic Rant: Here’s a thought. Homsexual sex acts, be they oral, anal, or just plain kissing, are inherently _no more interesting_ than their straight equivalent. Being gay is not “cool” or “special.” It’s not even that interesting or different in most ways from how most people live.
So for the last time, to all national media, I DON’T CARE who kissed whom. If they can’t get my attention with something called “talent,” then I just DON’T want to hear about them. I care who is fucking who, or who is kissing who onstage.
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### Author:  [@merge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/merge)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-what-a-rogue-do-you-think-she-got-her-coy-young-maiden-fix/198432/4 "2003-08-29T16:20:22Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Lizard \*
> Here’s a thought. Homsexual sex acts, be they oral, anal, or just plain kissing, are inherently _no more interesting_ than their straight equivalent. Being gay is not “cool” or “special.”
Actually… I would have to disagree…
I am not attracted to men… so seeing a man kiss a woman I am attracted to is not as interesting as 2 women I am attracted to kissing each other…
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### Author:  [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-what-a-rogue-do-you-think-she-got-her-coy-young-maiden-fix/198432/5 "2003-08-29T18:18:29Z")
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> \*Originally posted by merge \*
> \*\*Hey… it is Brit’s tounge… she probably wanted it more than Madonna did…
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Is that a tongue? I thought it was background light peeking through.
Actually, though, I don’t really see anguish on Britney’s face . . . I do see “How’s my hair?” 😉
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### Author:  [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-what-a-rogue-do-you-think-she-got-her-coy-young-maiden-fix/198432/6 "2003-08-29T18:25:42Z")
What, are you all surprised by this? It’s MTV, it was probably done for shock value, and lastly, it’s called entertainment in case you all forgot. I mean, it was entertaining and it was quite “hot” if you ask me.
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### Author:  [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-what-a-rogue-do-you-think-she-got-her-coy-young-maiden-fix/198432/7 "2003-08-29T19:14:32Z")
Now, in [Part II of Madonna’s Big Tongue Fest](http://www.mtv.com/news/photos/v/vma03_thekiss/images/10.jpg), I’d say _Madonna_ looks anguished! Did Christina forget to “freshen up” before the lip lock, you think?
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### Author:  [@Peach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peach)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-what-a-rogue-do-you-think-she-got-her-coy-young-maiden-fix/198432/8 "2003-08-29T21:08:52Z")
I think this is Madonna’s way of telling the world that she does not feel threatened by the popularity of these 2 young popstars, in fact she embraces them (literally!)
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### Author:  [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-what-a-rogue-do-you-think-she-got-her-coy-young-maiden-fix/198432/9 "2003-08-29T21:16:48Z")
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> \*Originally posted by auntie em \*
> \*\*Now, in [Part II of Madonna’s Big Tongue Fest](http://www.mtv.com/news/photos/v/vma03_thekiss/images/10.jpg), I’d say _Madonna_ looks anguished! Did Christina forget to “freshen up” before the lip lock, you think? \*\*
CA has the appearance of “Wingman who wants a piece of the action, too.” Madonna seems to be saying “Fine, skank, here. Now go away.”
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### Author:  [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-what-a-rogue-do-you-think-she-got-her-coy-young-maiden-fix/198432/10 "2003-08-29T21:19:48Z")
An apt observation, **Casey1505**. Very astute.
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### Author:  [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-what-a-rogue-do-you-think-she-got-her-coy-young-maiden-fix/198432/11 "2003-08-29T21:23:33Z")
Madonna would blow a chimp if it kept her in front of the cameras.
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### Author:  [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-what-a-rogue-do-you-think-she-got-her-coy-young-maiden-fix/198432/12 "2003-08-29T21:28:06Z")
::peels banana, scratches armpits, begins typing next great novel::
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### Author:  [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-what-a-rogue-do-you-think-she-got-her-coy-young-maiden-fix/198432/13 "2003-08-29T21:48:17Z")
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> from _Mr. Blue Sky_
> Madonna would blow a chimp if it kept her in front of the cameras.
[Recalling that she made some movies with Sean Penn]
Yep, I’d say she’s been there, done that. 😉
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### Author:  [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-what-a-rogue-do-you-think-she-got-her-coy-young-maiden-fix/198432/14 "2003-08-29T23:25:54Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Monstre \*
> \*\*[Recalling that she made some movies with Sean Penn]
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> Yep, I’d say she’s been there, done that. 😉 \*\*
Hey! This isn’t the Pit. No need to go insultin’ chimps like that.
ED
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### Author:  [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-what-a-rogue-do-you-think-she-got-her-coy-young-maiden-fix/198432/15 "2003-08-29T23:34:27Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Mr. Blue Sky \*
> \*\*Hey! This isn’t the Pit. No need to go insultin’ chimps like that.
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> ED \*\*
:smack:
ED = 😃
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### Author:  [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2003, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-what-a-rogue-do-you-think-she-got-her-coy-young-maiden-fix/198432/16 "2003-08-29T23:45:24Z")
I saw it actually on video, not just the pictures, and it seemed to be a soft little kiss…I think those are just bad pictures taken at the wrong moments.
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### Author:  [@teemingONE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teemingONE)
#### Post date: [August 30, 2003, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/madonna-what-a-rogue-do-you-think-she-got-her-coy-young-maiden-fix/198432/17 "2003-08-30T00:55:58Z")
I thought it was really hot…