# MADs: Mark July 3 on your calendars for the Geo-Going-Away-Birthday Party!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mads-mark-july-3-on-your-calendars-for-the-geo-going-away-birthday-party/114076>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 14, 2002, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mads-mark-july-3-on-your-calendars-for-the-geo-going-away-birthday-party/114076 "2002-06-14T18:46:23Z")\
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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mads-mark-july-3-on-your-calendars-for-the-geo-going-away-birthday-party/114076/1 "2002-06-14T18:46:23Z")

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Dear Mid-Atlantic Dopers:

My dear sister, **Anita Vacation** , and my mother, **Mom** , wish to have a party for me. But since they can’t just have a party for no reason, they’ve decided it should be in honor of my birthday. But since I’ll be in Miami on my actual birthday, it should be an early birthday celebration, and as if that weren’t enough, it should also be a going away party, since I am indeed going away.

So you, my friends, are hereby invited to my big honkin’ birthday-and-going-away bash.

**When:** Wednesday, July 3, 2002, at 7 PM.  
**Where:** Mom’s house in Reston, VA. Directions will be emailed to party-goers.

Prezzies are not required, though will be happily accepted if you happen to bring, say, a check for $659 to cover the cost of the U-Haul truck.

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**Author:** ![Anita\_Vacation](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Anita\_Vacation](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anita_Vacation)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mads-mark-july-3-on-your-calendars-for-the-geo-going-away-birthday-party/114076/2 "2002-06-14T18:57:05Z")

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What she said.

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**Author:** ![rubes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@rubes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rubes)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mads-mark-july-3-on-your-calendars-for-the-geo-going-away-birthday-party/114076/3 "2002-06-14T19:14:57Z")

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That’s a nifty sig, Anita

Geo, happy birthday and fare well. I won’t be able to make it, but will take a drink in your honor

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**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mads-mark-july-3-on-your-calendars-for-the-geo-going-away-birthday-party/114076/4 "2002-06-14T19:16:54Z")

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I’ll be there, and on time this time. And I’ll have check in hand. Actually, since we’ll have the flippin truck loaded by then, I won’t have that check anymore after all, but you get my drift.

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**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mads-mark-july-3-on-your-calendars-for-the-geo-going-away-birthday-party/114076/5 "2002-06-14T19:42:26Z")

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Wonderful, you make it the day that I’m planning on leaving for the mid west. Well if you’re still over at Wolf Trap I’ll have to stop by I need a NP stamp from there anyway. Enjoy your unbirthday and going away party.

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2002, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mads-mark-july-3-on-your-calendars-for-the-geo-going-away-birthday-party/114076/6 "2002-06-15T02:18:06Z")

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It would appear that my Dad, step-mom, and grandma will be here that day - although they may have left that day in the morning. We would love to be there it, if at all possible.

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2002, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mads-mark-july-3-on-your-calendars-for-the-geo-going-away-birthday-party/114076/7 "2002-06-15T02:31:57Z")

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I’ve just informed my wife that we’ve got a party to go to that evening. So you can count us in! 🙂

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2002, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mads-mark-july-3-on-your-calendars-for-the-geo-going-away-birthday-party/114076/8 "2002-06-15T02:33:47Z")

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Damn. Leave in New Jersey has just palled…

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2002, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mads-mark-july-3-on-your-calendars-for-the-geo-going-away-birthday-party/114076/9 "2002-06-15T02:36:20Z")

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BTW, 'Grats on the nupts! Wilst thou be changing yer username to **Unc’sBackSeatBikerBabe**?

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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2002, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mads-mark-july-3-on-your-calendars-for-the-geo-going-away-birthday-party/114076/10 "2002-06-15T02:44:42Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by ChiefScott \*  
> \*\*BTW, 'Grats on the nupts! Wilst thou be changing yer username to **Unc’sBackSeatBikerBabe**? \*\*

Naw, I think he’s changing his name to **GeoStud**.

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2002, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mads-mark-july-3-on-your-calendars-for-the-geo-going-away-birthday-party/114076/11 "2002-06-15T02:47:14Z")

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[ValleySlang] As if… [/ ValleySlang]

Way to tame that jarhead, **Geo**!

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**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2002, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mads-mark-july-3-on-your-calendars-for-the-geo-going-away-birthday-party/114076/12 "2002-06-15T11:02:05Z")

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Hmmm…let’s see…root canal…par-tay…painful dental treatment…ogling **geobabe** …having my molar hollowed out…having a riotous time with Dopers…suffering…hugging and smooching DoperBabes[sup]TM[/sup].

I’m not kidding, I’m scheduled for root canal that day.

Believe me, I’ll be missing this shindig big time. Oh, how I’m gonna miss it!

But I’ll be wishing good luck to you two wacky kids nonetheless.

☹ You’re moving far away, **geo** and **Bill**! ☹ You better come back to NYC sometime, or I’m gonna be PO’d.

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**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2002, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mads-mark-july-3-on-your-calendars-for-the-geo-going-away-birthday-party/114076/13 "2002-06-15T14:03:10Z")

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Not a prob, we had a visit tentatively scheduled for April, but something called St. Thomas came up. We will still do a (non-Fest) weekend in the City sometime in the next year.

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**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2002, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mads-mark-july-3-on-your-calendars-for-the-geo-going-away-birthday-party/114076/14 "2002-06-15T18:29:48Z")

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If I weren’t heading down to the Jersey shore that night, I’d head even further down to join y’all. Instead, I’ll have a drink in your honor, and be thinking good thoughts your way. Get lots of pictures and have a good time all.

(Oh, and I’ll repay any hugs, kisses, whatevers that are given to the birthday girl on my behalf)

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2002, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mads-mark-july-3-on-your-calendars-for-the-geo-going-away-birthday-party/114076/15 "2002-06-15T18:54:52Z")

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I’ll be in Disney then or I’d force Houseman to drive me down. Happy Birthday **Babe**.

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**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2002, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mads-mark-july-3-on-your-calendars-for-the-geo-going-away-birthday-party/114076/16 "2002-06-15T20:37:03Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by UncleBill \*  
> \*\*Not a prob, we had a visit tentatively scheduled for April, but something called St. Thomas came up. We will still do a (non-Fest) weekend in the City sometime in the next year. \*\*

Lissen, you let any Enwysee Dopers know you’ll be in town it’ll **become** a Fest weekend! We don’t need much encouragement.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mads-mark-july-3-on-your-calendars-for-the-geo-going-away-birthday-party/114076/17 "2002-06-16T00:01:12Z")

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Barring anything unforeseen, I will be there.

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**Author:** ![Lucretia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/13edae/32.png) [@Lucretia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucretia)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mads-mark-july-3-on-your-calendars-for-the-geo-going-away-birthday-party/114076/18 "2002-06-16T13:53:43Z")

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We are headed up to CT sometime in that time period, but may be able to delay it a day or so. Put us down as we’ll try very hard to make it.

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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mads-mark-july-3-on-your-calendars-for-the-geo-going-away-birthday-party/114076/19 "2002-06-17T16:19:17Z")

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Aaaaiight, lessee who we got so far…

Besides me, UncleBill, Anita Vacation and various assorted family members,

**Gonna be there if they have to crawl:**  
RTFirefly  
iampunha

**Gonna give it their best shot:**  
GingerOfTheNorth and Weirddave  
Lucretia and Bluesman

**Really, really wanna be there:**  
ChiefScott  
DAVEW0071  
TruePisces  
Biggirl

**Lameasses:**  
rubes  
Edward The Head

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**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mads-mark-july-3-on-your-calendars-for-the-geo-going-away-birthday-party/114076/20 "2002-06-17T19:16:52Z")

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Count me in. I can’t let **Geobabe** leave without a farewell grope! **'Punha** , can I catch a ride?

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