# Mafia: Cecilvania \[Game Over\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-cecilvania-game-over/449111>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [May 13, 2008, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-cecilvania-game-over/449111 "2008-05-13T00:37:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 51

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**Author:** ![ShadowFacts](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shadowfacts/32/2934_2.png) [@ShadowFacts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShadowFacts)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2008, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-cecilvania-game-over/449111/1001 "2008-06-05T20:26:41Z")

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[QUOTE=Koldanar]  
Hate…pulsing waves of hate…from my brain…hate…I hate…_blows up_  
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I can’t help but think of this [fabulous scene](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92IkddsjtAA) from Clue with Madeline Kahn.

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**Author:** ![MHaye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bbe5ce/32.png) [@MHaye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MHaye)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2008, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-cecilvania-game-over/449111/1002 "2008-06-05T20:27:24Z")

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Regrettably, I don’t have a link to the Monty Python sketch where two of them stand on the bank of a canal and hit each other around the face with fish, until one was knocked into the canal.

You can guess which one I’m envisioning NAF as right now, can’t you?

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**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2008, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-cecilvania-game-over/449111/1003 "2008-06-05T20:27:29Z")

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Oddly, the person who had been telling you all the story of Cecilvania seems to have had his head exploded by pulsating waves of hate.

He did leave some notes behind, but it might take me a while to figure out what they say, he seems to have been writing in code.

One thing is certain

Freudian Slit - Townsperson

is dead.

Carry on.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2008, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-cecilvania-game-over/449111/1004 "2008-06-05T20:29:51Z")

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AND NOW…[The Fish Slapping Dance](http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZMKCLyhBBwI).

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**Author:** ![ShadowFacts](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shadowfacts/32/2934_2.png) [@ShadowFacts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShadowFacts)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2008, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-cecilvania-game-over/449111/1005 "2008-06-05T20:30:17Z")

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_shoots self_

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2008, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-cecilvania-game-over/449111/1006 "2008-06-05T20:31:14Z")

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Would it be overly pessimistic of me to think “my, but we’re fucked” about now?

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**Author:** ![MHaye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bbe5ce/32.png) [@MHaye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MHaye)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2008, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-cecilvania-game-over/449111/1007 "2008-06-05T20:34:05Z")

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Rest easy, FS.

Thanks for the link, Hal. Unfortunately I still can’t play it because YouTube thinks I have JavaScript turned off (nowhere else says that) or an old Flash Player (it’s not old).

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**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2008, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-cecilvania-game-over/449111/1008 "2008-06-05T20:36:09Z")

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Thanks for the link, I couldn’t quite remember the sketch.

I think it is quite clear that I am John Cleese in that one.

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**Author:** ![Koldanar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@Koldanar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koldanar)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2008, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-cecilvania-game-over/449111/1009 "2008-06-05T20:43:34Z")

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[QUOTE=ShadowFacts]  
I can’t help but think of this [fabulous scene](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92IkddsjtAA) from Clue with Madeline Kahn.  
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Haha yea..thats exactly what I had in mind as I typed that one out.

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**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2008, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-cecilvania-game-over/449111/1010 "2008-06-05T20:57:29Z")

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Well, the game’s not over, so that’s a good sign?

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**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2008, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-cecilvania-game-over/449111/1011 "2008-06-05T21:03:44Z")

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O hai!

Anyone who is in the Apocalypse game off-board…Day is ending tomorrow. Please come post. Quite a few players are in danger of mod-kill.

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**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2008, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-cecilvania-game-over/449111/1012 "2008-06-05T21:07:37Z")

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[QUOTE=Santo Rugger]  
Well, the game’s not over, so that’s a good sign?  
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The game is not, as you say, over.

Here is an updated player list so you can all spend some time guessing (silently to yourselves for now) how much longer you have.

Players:

Koldanar  
Hal Briston  
Fretful Porpentine  
Storyteller  
Nanook of the North Shore  
Pollux Oil  
Blaster Master  
Darth Sensitive  
[del]WF Tomba[/del] MHaye[sup]2[/sup]  
ShadowFacts  
[del]CatInASuit[/del] Santo Rugger  
DiggitCamara

OneAndOnlyWanderers - Townsperson (Lynched Day 1)  
RoOsh - Townsperson (Killed Night 1)  
sachertorte - Townsperson (Lynched Day 2)  
Hockey Monkey/MHaye - Townsperson (Killed Night 2)  
Freudian Slit - Townsperson (lynched Day 3)

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**Author:** ![storyteller0910](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@storyteller0910](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/storyteller0910)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2008, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-cecilvania-game-over/449111/1013 "2008-06-05T21:22:59Z")

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Oh, for the love of Mike.

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**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2008, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-cecilvania-game-over/449111/1014 "2008-06-05T23:39:46Z")

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Spoke too soon about the updated player list.

We have our last sub of the game. Darth Sensitive has failed to meet the minimum posting requierment and has been subed out, he will be replaced by Ryjae. From here on out if anyone leaves the game it is via modkill. There was more than one person who only JUST made the post minimum, keep the chatter up guys.  
Players:

Koldanar  
Hal Briston  
Fretful Porpentine  
Storyteller  
Nanook of the North Shore  
Pollux Oil  
Blaster Master  
[del]Darth Sensitive[/del] Ryjae  
[del]WF Tomba[/del] MHaye[sup]2[/sup]  
ShadowFacts  
[del]CatInASuit[/del] Santo Rugger  
DiggitCamara

OneAndOnlyWanderers - Townsperson (Lynched Day 1)  
RoOsh - Townsperson (Killed Night 1)  
sachertorte - Townsperson (Lynched Day 2)  
Hockey Monkey/MHaye - Townsperson (Killed Night 2)  
Freudian Slit - Townsperson (lynched Day 3)

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-cecilvania-game-over/449111/1015 "2008-06-06T00:43:36Z")

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DAMNIT! I was really thinking that I would have made it home from work in time to get a bit more talking done.

Well good luck to my sub.

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**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-cecilvania-game-over/449111/1016 "2008-06-06T02:37:08Z")

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[QUOTE=Darth Sensitive]  
DAMNIT! I was really thinking that I would have made it home from work in time to get a bit more talking done.

Well good luck to my sub.  
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Sorry Darth, but you only posted 3 times in 5 days.

Let me say that a little piece of my modself dies inside everytime I have to force sub someone, I really hoped that Hockey being subbed would serve as a warning to everyone.

That being said, I find it much easier to just kill you all. So feel free to not post anything from now on and I will happily masacre the lot of you.

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-cecilvania-game-over/449111/1017 "2008-06-06T04:29:47Z")

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No - I know I was behind, and am in the other game, it’s just been a hectic week, and I was hoping to get back on track. Oh well - can I get the spoiler board info.

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**Author:** ![Pollux\_Oil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/858c86/32.png) [@Pollux\_Oil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pollux_Oil)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-cecilvania-game-over/449111/1018 "2008-06-06T05:29:00Z")

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Ah hell. Sorry Freudian.

Back to the drawing board. ☹

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**Author:** ![ShadowFacts](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shadowfacts/32/2934_2.png) [@ShadowFacts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShadowFacts)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-cecilvania-game-over/449111/1019 "2008-06-06T15:59:04Z")

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[QUOTE=NAF1138]

That being said, I find it much easier to just kill you all. So feel free to not post anything from now on and I will happily masacre the lot of you.  
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With the way things are going, this might be the best outcome we can hope for! 😉

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-cecilvania-game-over/449111/1020 "2008-06-06T16:02:14Z")

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I’m DEAD? Man. This feels morbid. And wrong–it didn’t feel so bad when I was actually scum.

Well, I told ya so! Also, I’m a gal.

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