# Mafia: Evil Dead - DAY/NIGHT FOUR

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-evil-dead-day-night-four/480155>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [January 6, 2009, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-evil-dead-day-night-four/480155 "2009-01-06T23:54:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-evil-dead-day-night-four/480155/241 "2009-01-10T00:22:04Z")

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Oh, and sorry abotu the delay on 239, I tried to post it well before 7:00, but got a database error.

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**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-evil-dead-day-night-four/480155/242 "2009-01-10T00:25:30Z")

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> [@Blaster\_Master](#):
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> Feel sorry for the town, cause you just screwed us all.

Well, I hope you are wrong about that.

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**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-evil-dead-day-night-four/480155/243 "2009-01-10T00:29:53Z")

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I figure I can still post until I’m officially dead, right?

> [@NAF1138](#):
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> Well, I hope you are wrong about that.

I wish I were. I could only imagine what the scum powers are to balance out my powers. But still, maybe it’ll be a wake up call…?

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**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-evil-dead-day-night-four/480155/244 "2009-01-10T00:31:33Z")

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> [@pedescribe](#):
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> See Arcade, from Skrull planet. Co-modded by Story and Kat. He was a pro-town inventor with…somewhere around nine objects. Granted, there were significant differences. First, 2 did nothing, and second, he had no idea what did what (except for a bomb that was quite obviously a bomb). What that means is that, if BlaM is telling the truth, there’s some sort of nerfing aspect to his role. It could be that he’s PFK. It could be that his powers don’t work on deadites, because they don’t dream. It could be he can only use his powers until he posts a certain number of times, like I posited earlier. There are any number of ways Story could have made a pro-town inventor with at least 9 powers without stepping on Diggit’s toes that’s balanced. I’m willing to at least give him a day to send me a message, if not more.

Interesting to hear the Story has down that on a townie before. Makes no difference now, and it alone wouldn’t convince me to unvote by a long shot. Still interesting to note.

> [@Natlaw](#):
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> Current unofficial, not entirely sure correct vote count:  
> **Blaster Master** (5): Natlaw, dotchan, Millit the Frail, brewha, Hockey Monkey  
> **Hal Briston** (4): pedescribe, amrussell, Cookies, Blaster Master  
> **Hockey Monkey** (1): Almost Human  
> **Mhaye** (1): NAF1138  
> **Cookies** (1): Hal Briston

Pretty sure I’m voting for Blam.

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**Author:** ![storyteller0910](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@storyteller0910](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/storyteller0910)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-evil-dead-day-night-four/480155/245 "2009-01-10T00:33:52Z")

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**EXT THE CABIN DOOR - DUSK**

_The door crashes open and BLASTER MASTER emerges, running full bore from the vast mob that pursues him. His eyes bulge wildly. They follow him with lanterns, pitchforks, kitchen implements, all flashing in the fading sunlight. He runs toward the camera._

BLASTER MASTER  
Wait - I’m not - listen to me - I really didn’t try to - I thought I could - It was all about the _dreams_, don’t you see? - Wait! Leave me alone - You can’t lynch me, because e to the power of i times pi plus one always equals zero! CAN’T YOU SEE IT, YOU MANIACS? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

\*The crowd descends upon him, screaming. We see a kitchen knife raised, and it falls; we hear BLASTER MASTER cry out.

CLOSE on A BYSTANDER’s BLOOD SPLATTERED FACE.

Pan down to BLASTER MASTER. The light is dying from his eyes; his death rattle is beginning. A densely-packed notebook falls from his nerveless clutches.\*

**BLASTER MASTER, John Nash, a Pro-Town Investigator, has been lynched.**

\*FADE TO BLACK

TITLE CARD: “No, not really.”

“Wouldn’t that have sucked?”

“That’s what could have happened.”

“Here’s what did.”

FADE UP ON: The door crashes open and BLASTER MASTER emerges, running full bore from the vast mob that pursues him. His eyes bulge wildly. They follow him with lanterns, pitchforks, kitchen implements, all flashing in the fading sunlight. He runs toward the camera.\*

BLASTER MASTER  
Wait - I’m not - listen to me - I really didn’t try to - I thought I could - It was all about the _dreams_, don’t you see? - Wait! Leave me alone - You can’t lynch me, YOU CAN’T KILL ME, YOU’RE ALL MY CHILDREN NOW!!!

_They chase him into the woods. Quick cuts to trees, running. Sounds of LABORED breathing. They burst into a clearing from several directions._

SOMEONE  
Where did he go?

SOMEONE ELSE  
Blaster?

A THIRD SOMEONE  
He’s… he’s vanished.

BLASTER MASTER’S VOICE  
(Laughter)  
I _told_ you that you can’t kill me! I’m everywhere! I’m nowhere! You’re in _my_ world now, and I’ll haunt your dreams until the night you die - the night _I_ kill you, that is! YOU ARE ALL MINE NOW!!!  
(More laughter)

_There is a pause. Cut to SOMEONE._

SOMEONE  
Uh, guys? I think he’s under that pile of leaves.

SOMEONE ELSE  
(Terrified)  
No, he’s not. He’s everywhere. He’s all around us.

SOMEONE  
No, look. The pile of leaves is, like, moving, up and down.

_They gather around the pile, and brush a few leaves away. From below, BLASTER MASTER looks up sheepishly._

BLASTER MASTER  
Truce?

_CUT TO BLACK_

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BLASTER MASTER, Freddy Krueger, a Third-Party Serial Killer, has been lynched

**And with that, the Great Serial Killer Murder-Off of 2009 Has Ended. The winner is peekercpa (The Predator), who will now win with whatever side wins; sadly, Blaster Master, Freddy Krueger, loses with whatever side loses.**

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Night Four begins now, and will end in about two days, on Sunday night at 7:00PM EST. A vote count, to get you started:

**Hal Briston** (4) - Cookies, amrussell, pedescribe, special ed  
**Hockey Monkey** (1) - Almost Human  
**Cookies** (1) - Hal Briston  
**MHaye** (1) - NAF1138

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**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-evil-dead-day-night-four/480155/246 "2009-01-10T00:35:39Z")

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Story, you are officially my hero.

That was awesome color and an awesome idea.

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**Author:** ![Trepa\_Mayfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-evil-dead-day-night-four/480155/247 "2009-01-10T00:36:28Z")

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…I believe you mean Peekercpa?

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**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-evil-dead-day-night-four/480155/248 "2009-01-10T00:37:52Z")

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Oh and

Cookies is, in fact, town.

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**Author:** ![storyteller0910](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@storyteller0910](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/storyteller0910)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-evil-dead-day-night-four/480155/249 "2009-01-10T00:38:13Z")

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Yup. Sorry 'bout that.

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**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-evil-dead-day-night-four/480155/250 "2009-01-10T00:44:47Z")

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Oh. Hell. Yeah.

I loves me some flavor, but I loves being right even more.

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**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-evil-dead-day-night-four/480155/251 "2009-01-10T00:49:36Z")

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Allow me this interlude.

WOOT WOOT.

Go whomever.

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**Author:** ![Trepa\_Mayfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-evil-dead-day-night-four/480155/252 "2009-01-10T00:50:12Z")

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So this is, I think, a null tell for JSexton. A PFK lynch is good for scum, and good for town given how dangerous he seemed.

Natlaw, you rock.

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**Author:** ![Natlaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a88e57/32.png) [@Natlaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Natlaw)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-evil-dead-day-night-four/480155/253 "2009-01-10T00:56:20Z")

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😃 Nice, did **peeker** win because he got lynched first? Or because he got a kill and **Blaster Master** didn’t? Or I guess it’s simply the point count.

Sorry for getting the vote count messed up, luckily I missed one for both **BlaM** and **Hal**.

Did the doctor block Blaster Master from killing **pedescribe**? Did **dotchan** survive an attack as well because she is Deadite who can’t dream? I guess not because then BlaM would have used that to survive and dotchan survived because she is Alpha and not easily scared?

@ **pede** , yeah I seem to have a nose for serial killers 🆒. **amrussell** came with **Freddy Kreuger** first though.

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**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-evil-dead-day-night-four/480155/254 "2009-01-10T01:04:18Z")

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Quick list of players alive and dead with claims for our reference:

Let me know if I left anything out.  
Dead:  
Town  
Pleo - Mason  
Diggit - Psychic  
Thing Fish - Cop  
Hawkeyeop - Vanilla  
Chucara - Vanilla

PFK  
BlaM  
Peeker

Scum  
Bufftabby  
Macey - 4/5ths dead  
Alive and Claimed:  
NAF1138 - Lie Detector  
Pedescribe - Mason  
Zeriel - Vanilla Town  
Dotchan - Alpha Redshit  
Hal Briston - Vanilla

Total Lost - Not a Deadite\*  
Cookies - Ash\*

\*NAF confirmed. Do with that what you will.

Unknowns:  
Brewha  
MHaye  
Nanook  
HockeyMonkey  
JSexton  
Millit  
Rapier42  
Natlaw  
Special Ed  
Amrussel  
Almost Human

11 total unknowns. VS 7 claimed.

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**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-evil-dead-day-night-four/480155/255 "2009-01-10T01:04:20Z")

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Yessssssss!

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**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-evil-dead-day-night-four/480155/256 "2009-01-10T01:04:54Z")

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> [@Natlaw](#):
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> @ **pede** , yeah I seem to have a nose for serial killers 🆒. **amrussell** came with **Freddy Kreuger** first though.

Actually, I think I mentioned it first, but it was in reference to Total Lost. I bet Blam crapped his pants anyway, though. 😃

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**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-evil-dead-day-night-four/480155/257 "2009-01-10T01:06:15Z")

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LOL @ **Dotchan is an Alpha Redshit**. _snicker snerk_

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**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-evil-dead-day-night-four/480155/258 "2009-01-10T01:08:13Z")

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she knows what she did.

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**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-evil-dead-day-night-four/480155/259 "2009-01-10T01:20:44Z")

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I’m picturing you rubbing her nose in something.

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**Author:** ![Natlaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a88e57/32.png) [@Natlaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Natlaw)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-evil-dead-day-night-four/480155/260 "2009-01-10T01:22:06Z")

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Ah, only missed **JSexton** s vote, **special\_ed** and **MHaye** voted after my count (end vote **BlaM** 7 - **Hal** 5 and there was never a tie, sorry again).

First impression about the **Cookies** is town investigation.  
-was she protected by someone else against Blaster Master or was it some innate power?  
-So probably Total Lost is not Deatite (or PFK since two died and pedescribe’s role PM suggested two)  
-both not confirmed until NAF is, of course.

Also neither **macey** nor **Hawkeyeop** burned up today. You missed Hawk on your list **NAF**. Also I assume dotchan-is-Alpha and Cookies-has-some-hidden-power ‘BlaM confirmed’ (as in he tried to stick to the truth as much as he could), same caveat as with NAF expect we can’t kill BlaM again for better confirmation.

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