# Mafia: Evil Dead - DAY/NIGHT NINE **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [February 2, 2009, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-evil-dead-day-night-nine/484169 "2009-02-02T23:25:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Rapier42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/90db22/32.png) [@Rapier42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rapier42)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-evil-dead-day-night-nine/484169/161 "2009-02-05T23:53:13Z")
_is not smashing his F5 key every 30 seconds, not at all_ ---
**Author:** ![special\_ed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@special\_ed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/special_ed)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-evil-dead-day-night-nine/484169/162 "2009-02-05T23:56:02Z")
google chrome : > [@](#): > > Re: PMs > Looks like it’s working! > > Welcome to the game; you are a Beta Redshirt > > ALIGNMENT: Town > GENERIC: Vanilla > WIN CONDITION: All Deadites have been vanquished. This endeth any suspicion of \*\*zeriel \*\*on this front. ---
**Author:** ![Rapier42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/90db22/32.png) [@Rapier42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rapier42)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-evil-dead-day-night-nine/484169/163 "2009-02-06T00:02:38Z")
> [@special\_ed](#): > > google chrome : > > This endeth any suspicion of \*\*zeriel \*\*on this front. Yupyup. ---
**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-evil-dead-day-night-nine/484169/164 "2009-02-06T00:13:42Z")
> [@Rapier42](#): > > All right. Are you taking the position that Brewha is lying in all particulars, and will be successfully lynched? Because I’ve got a line of space on my profile that you can edit to anything you want, and I’ll leave for 1 year, that says the Brewha lynch fails. Of course, if it doesn’t, I get a line of space on your profile for a year. Are you taking suggestions? “Schooled by Rapier - 2/5/09” is simple and timeless. “I am the scabbard to Rapier’s blade” is crude, but funny. Or you could just go with “Rapier’s bitch.” Totally up to you. ---
**Author:** ![Trepa\_Mayfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-evil-dead-day-night-nine/484169/165 "2009-02-06T00:17:21Z")
O ye overconfident fool. Just wait. ---
**Author:** ![Rapier42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/90db22/32.png) [@Rapier42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rapier42)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-evil-dead-day-night-nine/484169/166 "2009-02-06T00:19:47Z")
> [@JSexton](#): > > Are you taking suggestions? “Schooled by Rapier - 2/5/09” is simple and timeless. “I am the scabbard to Rapier’s blade” is crude, but funny. Or you could just go with “Rapier’s bitch.” Totally up to you. Always open to suggestions. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Trepa\_Mayfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-evil-dead-day-night-nine/484169/167 "2009-02-06T00:49:41Z")
Gyahhhhh! I ca barely stand the pressure! And storyteller’s not even online! ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-evil-dead-day-night-nine/484169/168 "2009-02-06T01:50:42Z")
I’m a fan of Rapier’s Bitch: Always Open to Suggestions since 2/5/09 And then rent that space to others. But make sure you always have RB: at the front of anything added. ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-evil-dead-day-night-nine/484169/169 "2009-02-06T01:58:00Z")
> [@Total\_Lost](#): > > Why do you think not posting your PM is pro-Town? Tell ya in the morn! ::quietly puts magic bag back in his pants:: > [@Total\_Lost](#): > > Why do you feel the need to “prove” a mason wrong? I don’t feel the need to prove a mason wrong. I’m just saying I will point and laugh when someone who posts such a overconfident statement is proven wrong. Mason has nothing to do with it. ---
**Author:** ![Rapier42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/90db22/32.png) [@Rapier42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rapier42)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-evil-dead-day-night-nine/484169/170 "2009-02-06T02:14:16Z")
> [@Ro0sh](#): > > I’m a fan of > Rapier’s Bitch: Always Open to Suggestions since 2/5/09 > > And then rent that space to others. But make sure you always have RB: at the front of anything added. I thought about auctioning it off. Assuming I win this bet, that is… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Rapier42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/90db22/32.png) [@Rapier42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rapier42)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-evil-dead-day-night-nine/484169/171 "2009-02-06T02:16:54Z")
We were able to summon Idle with bacon, during SMB… **Story, can you be summoned with bacon? Tasty, crispy, delicious bacon?** ---
**Author:** ![storyteller0910](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@storyteller0910](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/storyteller0910)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-evil-dead-day-night-nine/484169/172 "2009-02-06T03:09:37Z")
**INT THE CABIN DRAWING ROOM** \*Pan across the faces of the gathered mob; they stare at BREWHA, ready for anything. He casts his eyes to the floor, closes them, waiting for their final judgment. We hear a LOW RUMBLE, like very distant thunder. Cut to: A shot of the rising moon, overhead. Suddenly, a cloud passes in front of it. Cut to: The Drawing Room. The flame in the fireplace has been extinguished; the room’s electric lights dim and finally fade to darkness. The entire room is plunged into total darkness. Then, there is a high, keening wail. From the corner, where he has slumped silent for more than a week, MACEY begins to writhe and scream. White flames burst from his eyes and mouth. A similar chorus now rises from HAWKEYEOP and DOTCHAN. Soon, they, too, are wreathed in flame. JSEXTON and MHAYE follow suit. We cut one at a time to each of their grimacing faces. The light from the flames that consume them grows momentarily bright enough to flood the frame, and then it fades away. Hours have passed; it is Night.\* MILLIT THE FRAIL (Not Dead) Holy goddamn fucking shit. * * * MACEY, HAWKEYEOP, DOTCHAN, JSEXTON, and MHAYE have all been rendered well and truly dead. MILLIT THE FRAIL remains not quite dead yet. Night Nine begins here, and will end two days hence, at approximately 7:00PM on Saturday, February 7. I warn you in advance; the color for the Dawn will be limited in scope, as I will be in auditions all day and night on Saturday, breaking only to post the Dawn. ---
**Author:** ![Trepa\_Mayfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-evil-dead-day-night-nine/484169/173 "2009-02-06T03:20:08Z")
Well dang. Yay, though, that we eliminated 5 almost dead guys. Now, brewha, could you please post your PM? Also, Rapier42, you may now use 3 lines on my profile for any purpose you wish. ---
**Author:** ![Rapier42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/90db22/32.png) [@Rapier42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rapier42)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-evil-dead-day-night-nine/484169/174 "2009-02-06T03:35:20Z")
> [@pedescribe](#): > > Well dang. > > Yay, though, that we eliminated 5 almost dead guys. > > Now, brewha, could you please post your PM? > > Also, Rapier42, you may now use 3 lines on my profile for any purpose you wish. I’ll be gentle. ---
**Author:** ![Rapier42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/90db22/32.png) [@Rapier42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rapier42)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-evil-dead-day-night-nine/484169/175 "2009-02-06T03:36:45Z")
**Storyteller, could we get a vote count?** ---
**Author:** ![dotchan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@dotchan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dotchan)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-evil-dead-day-night-nine/484169/176 "2009-02-06T04:26:13Z")
Aww, man! I don’t wanna go on the cart! Ah, well. Go, Town! Kill the bad guys good and dead for me! ---
**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-evil-dead-day-night-nine/484169/177 "2009-02-06T05:05:08Z")
mmph mmph. MMPH! mmph. ---
**Author:** ![Stanislaus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stanislaus/32/3391_2.png) [@Stanislaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stanislaus)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-evil-dead-day-night-nine/484169/178 "2009-02-06T08:42:12Z")
You know the bit I like in horror movies? It’s that bit at the end where everyone thinks they’ve vanquished the evil, and starts relaxing only to find out how wrong they were when the evil SUDDENLY RISES AGAIN!. Keen as I am to proceed with the typographical analysis, I’m even keener to know the precise details of brewha’s power. Is there any good reason to suppose that using mostly deadites to undo a lynch is a town power? ---
**Author:** ![Almost\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/919ad9/32.png) [@Almost\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Almost_Human)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-evil-dead-day-night-nine/484169/179 "2009-02-06T11:53:28Z")
> [@amrussell](#): > > You know the bit I like in horror movies? It’s that bit at the end where everyone thinks they’ve vanquished the evil, and starts relaxing only to find out how wrong they were when the evil SUDDENLY RISES AGAIN!. > > Keen as I am to proceed with the typographical analysis, I’m even keener to know the precise details of brewha’s power. Is there any good reason to suppose that using mostly deadites to undo a lynch is a town power? I can’t think of a pro town reason for that power. Destroying the mostly dead in and of itself could be a town power but in conjunction with the no-lynch not so much. Whether it is or isn’t though, I can’t see a pro town reason for brewha not posting his pm. ---
**Author:** ![Trepa\_Mayfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-evil-dead-day-night-nine/484169/180 "2009-02-06T12:59:42Z")
Yeah, I’m not unvoting brewha until he quotes his PM. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-evil-dead-day-night-nine/484169.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-evil-dead-day-night-nine/484169.md?page=10)