# Mafia: Evil Dead - DAY/NIGHT TWO

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**Created:** [December 27, 2008, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-evil-dead-day-night-two/478862 "2008-12-27T18:15:53Z")\
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**Post date:** [December 27, 2008, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-evil-dead-day-night-two/478862/1 "2008-12-27T18:15:53Z")

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**INT CABIN LIVING ROOM - DAWN**

_The room is filled with the trash and human detritus that grows out of a college sorority party; it looks like the violence and death of the previous evening cast only a slight pall over the planned festivities. Someone is snoring, sleeping off a truly epic drinking spree. PLEONAST stands up._

PLEONAST  
Has anyone seen bufftabby?

PEDESCRIBE  
I haven’t seen her in hours.

PLEONAST  
All right, I’ll go look for her.

PEDESCRIBE  
Take someone with you.

PLEONAST  
No, no. Everyone knows that in a horror movie, the best plan when someone goes missing is to split up and look for them alone. I’ll be right back.

\*PLEONAST exits. There is a pause. Suddenly, we hear PLEONAST’S scream, horrified and very loud. The group rises with a start, follows off in the same direction.

Cut to: PLEONAST’s face, still screaming. We see the crowd pile in behind PLEO, who is staring at a horrible sight. On the floor is a bleached pile of bones, still flickering with the white-hot fire that burned its flesh away. We see a small metal symbol of a denominationally nonspecific religion, which has survived the fire, hanging around the skeleton’s neck.\*

THING FISH, the Religious Figure Having a Crisis of Faith, a Pro-Town Investigator, has combusted.

_PLEONAST screams again, looks up. BUFFTABBY has been transfixed to the wall of the garage, impaled through the chest with a piece of rebar. Her head slumps low. On her forehead is a bright red handprint. Suddenly, she looks up, still pinned to the wall by the rebar._

BUFFTABBY  
(Demonically)  
I’ll swallow your souls!!! Uh… would somebody let me down?

BUFFTABBY, the Skanky Vampire Demon, a Scum Roleblocker, is about as dead as MACEY.

_Horrified, they all stumble out, leaving PLEONAST alone, still staring down at the skeleton that once was THING FISH. After a moment, we hear the sound of guttural laughter from behind PLEO. Cut to black._

PLEONAST, the Sorority Treasurer, a Pro-Town Mason, has met a most heinous end.

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Day Two begins now, and will end at exactly 1:00PM on Tuesday, December 30. All Day actions are due by 12:45PM on the same day.

I will need about an hour to get Night PMs out, so please be patient; if you are expecting a PM, one will arrive presently.

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