# Mafia - Game in progress \[Edited title\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-in-progress-edited-title/646635>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [January 9, 2013, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-in-progress-edited-title/646635 "2013-01-09T16:03:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-in-progress-edited-title/646635/1461 "2013-02-21T19:26:54Z")

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> [@Johnny\_Bravo](#):
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> What happened?

We actually managed for once to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat for once. At the end, it was **Astral** , **Cookies** , and myself, all Vanilla, against two Scum (\*\*Chronos \*\*and **Wolverine** ), and we somehow managed to avoid mislynching the final two Days to win. I do believe that was the last appearance of Chronos’ “vote-analysis program”, as well…

You can read all the sordid details [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=592956)…

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**Author:** ![Astral\_Rejection](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/258eb7/32.png) [@Astral\_Rejection](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astral_Rejection)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-in-progress-edited-title/646635/1462 "2013-02-21T19:41:15Z")

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It was a classic comeback story, and Suburban and I got to walk off into the sunset all triumphant-like.

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**Author:** ![Astral\_Rejection](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/258eb7/32.png) [@Astral\_Rejection](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astral_Rejection)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-in-progress-edited-title/646635/1463 "2013-02-21T19:44:25Z")

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Also, fun side-note: [I used to put way more effort into being wrong](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=13461705&postcount=1266). I’m pretty glad my play style has mellowed out since.

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**Author:** ![storyteller0910](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@storyteller0910](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/storyteller0910)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-in-progress-edited-title/646635/1464 "2013-02-21T19:47:12Z")

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Dusk, Day Four

_EXT – The Town Square. CLOSE ON: **orthohedron** , as the noose slips about his neck._

ORTHOHEDRON  
Let it be known to all and sundry that my last words were these. In the end, the most important thing is –

_A snapping sound, and trapdoor gives way. CUT TO: **Askthepizzaguy’s** rotting corpse, sometime later. He is wearing a jaunty top hat. He smiles toothily – well, as best he is able – and, improbably, begins to sing._

ASKTHEPIZZAGUY  
Just a gigolo,  
And everywhere I go,  
People know the part I’m playing.  
Paid for every dance  
Selling each romance  
Every night some heart betraying

_As the singing continues, we CUT TO a secret spot in the middle of the forest. Yes, that’s right; we’ve wandered right into a MONTAGE. A shadowed figure addresses a few other shadowed figures._

SHADOWED FIGURE  
We have done well. Soon, my brothers and/or sisters… soon we will walk among them, and they will fear us.

_The figure steps forward into the moonlight; we see only a bit – a tuft of fur, a long, angry scar, lethal incisors – but it is enough to know that we have set our eyes on the leader of the wolves. The singing continues as the other shadowed forms nod._

ASKTHEPIZZAGUY  
There will come a day youth will pass away  
then what will they say about me?

_CUT TO – A room in an attic somewhere in Town. Another unidentifiable form stands looking out a window at the town. Behind this form, on the floor, we see dark, crimson stains._

ASKTHEPIZZAGUY  
When the end comes I know,  
they’ll say ‘just a gigolo’  
as life goes on without me

_CUT TO – Orthohedron’s body, swinging still in the moonlight, quite untransformed. Pizzaguy sits peacefully at the foot of the scaffold._

ASKTHEPIZZAGUY  
'Cause I aint got no body  
nobody nobody cares for me…

_CUT TO – More villagers, in rapid sequence. Sleeping, eating, eavesdropping, hard at work on tasks that are ostensibly mundane but somehow fraught with hidden meaning._

ASKTHEPIZZAGUY  
I’m so sad and lonely…

THE MOOSE HEAD (from the Tavern)  
sad and lonely sad and lonely…

ASKTHEPIZZAGUY  
Won’t some sweet Mama come and take a chance on me?

_CUT TO – Pizzaguy. He doffs his hat, taking what’s left of his hair with it._

ASKTHEPIZZAGUY  
'Cause I aint so bad…

## _FADE TO BLACK_

**orthohedron** , a Peasant Redshirt, has been lynched.

Night Four begins here, and ends at 2:00PM Eastern on Saturday, February 23. Get those Night orders in, folks.

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**Author:** ![Astral\_Rejection](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/258eb7/32.png) [@Astral\_Rejection](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astral_Rejection)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-in-progress-edited-title/646635/1465 "2013-02-21T19:53:48Z")

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Askthepizzaguy, I will PayPal you five bucks if you record and upload a video of yourself singing that song, and share a link to it in this thread.

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**Author:** ![Dizzymrslizzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Dizzymrslizzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dizzymrslizzy)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-in-progress-edited-title/646635/1466 "2013-02-21T19:57:22Z")

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Lolz Astral! LOLZ!

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-in-progress-edited-title/646635/1467 "2013-02-21T19:58:19Z")

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In a tophat, if you please.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-in-progress-edited-title/646635/1468 "2013-02-21T19:59:39Z")

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Wow, Hotel of Heroes. My very favorite game I ever made.

Would there be interest in a Hotel of Heroes 2 if I made one?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-in-progress-edited-title/646635/1469 "2013-02-21T20:05:06Z")

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Seeing as how I’m more or less hooked on this crap now, I’d say yeah.

I want to play a few more and then I’m definitely going to try my hand at hosting one.

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**Author:** ![Astral\_Rejection](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/258eb7/32.png) [@Astral\_Rejection](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astral_Rejection)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-in-progress-edited-title/646635/1470 "2013-02-21T20:11:06Z")

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I’d play a sequel, Mahaloth. I’m actually kind of hoping to run a De’endee sequel sometime soon, too.

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-in-progress-edited-title/646635/1471 "2013-02-21T21:19:06Z")

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> [@Mahaloth](#):
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> Wow, Hotel of Heroes. My very favorite game I ever made.
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> Would there be interest in a Hotel of Heroes 2 if I made one?

Yes, please…

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**Author:** ![USCDiver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uscdiver/32/354_2.png) [@USCDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/USCDiver)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-in-progress-edited-title/646635/1472 "2013-02-21T21:50:16Z")

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What would be the location of Hotel of Heroes 2? Electric Bungalow?

Also posting updated signature.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-in-progress-edited-title/646635/1473 "2013-02-21T23:22:39Z")

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I can probably run hotel 2 sometime in mid-May or early June. Astral, dnd2 could go before if you can get it ready.

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**Author:** ![Astral\_Rejection](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/258eb7/32.png) [@Astral\_Rejection](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astral_Rejection)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-in-progress-edited-title/646635/1474 "2013-02-21T23:24:07Z")

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I absolutely can get it ready. It’ll be a quick game, too. Day and Night will be a little bit different, and there will be no downtime in the game. Town gets to lynch someone during the day cycles AND during the night cycles.

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**Author:** ![Astral\_Rejection](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/258eb7/32.png) [@Astral\_Rejection](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astral_Rejection)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-in-progress-edited-title/646635/1475 "2013-02-21T23:28:41Z")

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The other upside? You can play in it this time!

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-in-progress-edited-title/646635/1476 "2013-02-21T23:43:52Z")

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Weeee!

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**Author:** ![storyteller0910](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@storyteller0910](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/storyteller0910)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-in-progress-edited-title/646635/1477 "2013-02-22T00:22:11Z")

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Oh my God, I just figured out the Dee’en’dee thing. I’ve seen it written hundreds of times, and never, ever, ever got it. I’m an idiot.

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**Author:** ![Astral\_Rejection](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/258eb7/32.png) [@Astral\_Rejection](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astral_Rejection)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-in-progress-edited-title/646635/1478 "2013-02-22T00:26:10Z")

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Mahaloth helped me set up the first game, and there’s a wonderful moment in the setup thread where he says the exact same thing. 😃

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-in-progress-edited-title/646635/1479 "2013-02-22T01:17:41Z")

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> [@storyteller0910](#):
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> Oh my God, I just figured out the Dee’en’dee thing. I’ve seen it written hundreds of times, and never, ever, ever got it. I’m an idiot.

Nah, we talked about it in the game. You must have known then. Did you play in it?

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**Author:** ![storyteller0910](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@storyteller0910](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/storyteller0910)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-in-progress-edited-title/646635/1480 "2013-02-22T02:09:02Z")

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> [@Mahaloth](#):
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> Nah, we talked about it in the game. You must have known then. Did you play in it?

No, I didn’t. Just seen other players reference it, many dozens of times.

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