# \[Mafia game\] The Realm of Phere

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-the-realm-of-phere/617480>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [April 1, 2012, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-the-realm-of-phere/617480 "2012-04-01T15:04:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Astral\_Rejection](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/258eb7/32.png) [@Astral\_Rejection](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astral_Rejection)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2012, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-the-realm-of-phere/617480/2261 "2012-05-01T13:59:13Z")

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> [@Weedy](#):
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> Thanks for reposting that. It’s not that people are ignoring you, just that there is so much info to keep track of.

I’m just having fun with it.

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**Author:** ![Gadarene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Gadarene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadarene)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2012, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-the-realm-of-phere/617480/2262 "2012-05-01T14:03:03Z")

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> [@Weedy](#):
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> Top 3 villagers, and top 3 Scum leans?

You, Normal, septimus

Gnarlycharlie, Suburban, probably PetW or lilflower or Believerer

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**Author:** ![Gadarene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Gadarene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadarene)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2012, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-the-realm-of-phere/617480/2263 "2012-05-01T14:04:45Z")

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The Nights lately have been longer than the Days. 😛

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2012, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-the-realm-of-phere/617480/2264 "2012-05-01T15:26:53Z")

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> [@septimus](#):
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> Does anyone have a list of players showing damage suffered to date?  
> I’ll post such a list if no one else does, but am afraid mine is wrong. (I had Glee suffering on Bob’s behalf, rather than vice versa. :smack: )
> 
> Did you start as Level 1 soldier, or Level 2, or what?

I have all of that data in my spreadsheet, but it will take me a bit of time to put it into a readable format.

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**Author:** ![Astral\_Rejection](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/258eb7/32.png) [@Astral\_Rejection](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astral_Rejection)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2012, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-the-realm-of-phere/617480/2265 "2012-05-01T19:38:12Z")

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Anybody got a deck of cards? 😃

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**Author:** ![Gadarene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Gadarene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadarene)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2012, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-the-realm-of-phere/617480/2266 "2012-05-01T19:44:33Z")

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Sigh. We’ve lost all momentum.

I really thought this game would be crazier and more bloodshed-y.

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**Author:** ![Astral\_Rejection](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/258eb7/32.png) [@Astral\_Rejection](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astral_Rejection)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2012, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-the-realm-of-phere/617480/2267 "2012-05-01T20:18:08Z")

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Hey, I did my civic duty and got lynched like a good townie. It’s not my fault I got better!

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**Author:** ![Normal\_Phase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Normal\_Phase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Normal_Phase)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2012, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-the-realm-of-phere/617480/2268 "2012-05-01T20:18:35Z")

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Have we?

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2012, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-the-realm-of-phere/617480/2269 "2012-05-01T20:39:51Z")

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> [@Astral\_Rejection](#):
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> Hey, I did my civic duty and got lynched like a good townie. It’s not my fault I got better!

If only we’d turned you into a newt instead…

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**Author:** ![Astral\_Rejection](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/258eb7/32.png) [@Astral\_Rejection](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astral_Rejection)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2012, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-the-realm-of-phere/617480/2270 "2012-05-01T20:52:44Z")

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“She’s dressed like a witch!”

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2012, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-the-realm-of-phere/617480/2271 "2012-05-01T21:22:38Z")

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Well, I \*did \*do the nose…

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**Author:** ![Astral\_Rejection](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/258eb7/32.png) [@Astral\_Rejection](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astral_Rejection)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2012, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-the-realm-of-phere/617480/2272 "2012-05-01T21:26:49Z")

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“And what else floats like a witch?”  
“Little pebbles?”

I could quote this movie all day.

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**Author:** ![MHaye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bbe5ce/32.png) [@MHaye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MHaye)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2012, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-the-realm-of-phere/617480/2273 "2012-05-01T21:44:19Z")

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Me too.

“I’m _thirty-seven_. I’m not _old_!”

“Well, I can’t just call you “man” now, can I?”

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**Author:** ![Gadarene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Gadarene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadarene)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-the-realm-of-phere/617480/2274 "2012-05-02T02:53:35Z")

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> [@Normal\_Phase](#):
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> Have we?

Well…

> [@Suburban\_Plankton](#):
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> If only we’d turned you into a newt instead…

> [@Astral\_Rejection](#):
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> “She’s dressed like a witch!”

> [@Suburban\_Plankton](#):
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> Well, I \*did \*do the nose…

> [@Astral\_Rejection](#):
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> “And what else floats like a witch?”  
> “Little pebbles?”
> 
> I could quote this movie all day.

> [@MHaye](#):
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> Me too.
> 
> “I’m _thirty-seven_. I’m not _old_!”
> 
> “Well, I can’t just call you “man” now, can I?”

…Yes.

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**Author:** ![Askthepizzaguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askthepizzaguy/32/9405_2.png) [@Askthepizzaguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askthepizzaguy)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-the-realm-of-phere/617480/2275 "2012-05-02T06:51:35Z")

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Ok. Back and working on this now. Will post updates on my progress. Aim is for full completion in a few hours.

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**Author:** ![Askthepizzaguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askthepizzaguy/32/9405_2.png) [@Askthepizzaguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askthepizzaguy)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-the-realm-of-phere/617480/2276 "2012-05-02T07:22:52Z")

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**Current status:**

Recorded all actions.  
Recorded all role-switches, if any.  
Recorded all alignment shifts, if any.  
Recorded all damage taken thusfar.  
Recorded all item switches, if any.  
Results of Night Phase recorded.  
Next: Writeup.  
After: New roles for those who get them, results for those who get them.

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**Author:** ![Askthepizzaguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askthepizzaguy/32/9405_2.png) [@Askthepizzaguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askthepizzaguy)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-the-realm-of-phere/617480/2277 "2012-05-02T07:57:11Z")

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\*It is the **year 10,432…**

It is the \*\*eighth night \*\*of the **sixth month**.

It was surprisingly calm.

\*\*But it was only the calm before the storm.\*…  
\*  
\*\*The Creature was only growing more and more powerful. Things would become much, much worse, very soon.  
HA HA HA HA HA…  
\*\*

[**Enemy- Sevendust**](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EEn1Q5Ahkc)  
\*Step up to me - Step up to me  
You wanna be a big time player - it’s not to be  
Look at all the snide ass - actin like a wise ass  
I’ll fuck up your face and you’ll never look back  
So when you fall to the ground  
And finally get back to reality  
And no one at all is around  
So tell me how does it feel to be the enemy?

Step up to me - Step up to me  
You wanna be a big time player - it’s not to be

Look at your face - look at your name  
It’s funny you’re a loser with only yourself to blame  
Cut your fucking hair now - scared of all the stare downs  
You wanna be like me cause it’s real  
So you steal on your way to fame  
Never gonna be - never gonna see  
Your name in lights - you can always dream what ‘cha could’ve been  
Clean up my shit - you look like a dick  
Step to unemployment - step  
Step! Step up to me – step up  
You’re the enemy!  
\*

\*\*Lord Phere \*\*arrived at the Fortification in the usual way. It was searching for someone in particular… someone who was about to experience unreality.

**Weedy** , the unsuspecting cloaked figure, was walking down the stone path back to her quarters, hoping not to be detected. But it seemed nothing could hide from Lord Phere… nothing and no one. Not even Weedy.  
**[FONT=Palatino Linotype]“I bring a message for you. It is a message of pain and torment, of a demon struggling against the chains. It’s a message of wrath. And you will feel mine tonight, vile mortal wretch…”**  
Weedy was too exhausted to fully shield herself from the coming blow. **A massive burst of fire** , as hot as the sun, instantly overwhelmed her defenses and sent her flaming corpse flying into the wall of the fort, crumpling to the ground, inert.  
_ **Weedy was slain in battle by Lord Phere.** _

Elsewhere, a faint white light shimmered where \*\*GuiriEnEspana \*\*once stood.

Within a few moments, Guiri appeared out of thin air.

_ **GuiriEnEspana has been returned.** [/FONT]_\*\*

Gnarlycharlie \*\*was hoping for a bit of good news as well. But out in the shadows of the night, only pain did he find.

He didn’t even see it coming, but a figure approached and unleashed a \*\*powerful orb of energy, \*\*striking Gnarlycharlie in the back.

Gnarly was able to return back to his quarters, but much worse for wear.\*

**Gnarlycharlie took 100hp damage.**

**The Aftermath:**

Upon inspection of Weedy’s remains, they found some troubling signs.

Although \*\*Weedy \*\*had been dressed as a **White Mage** , there were also signs of a close association with demons. There were symbols burned deep into her flesh, and written all over the books and scrolls in her quarters. There were also hand-written notes which seemed to describe a burning hatred for the mortals around her.

From this, the Adventurers reluctantly decided that, White Mage or not, Weedy was probably a \*\*Very Evil \*\*character.

However, they found no other items in her possession that could provide much in the way of clues, only a shiny **blue ring.**

**[COLOR=Indigo]That Blue Ring, and a Diamond Ring they found in ToeJam’s quarters, were the items available for vote today.**[/COLOR]

\*\*Blue Ring: Player  
Unvote, Blue Ring: Player

Diamond: Player  
Unvote, Diamond: Player

In Purple and bold, please.\*\*

[SIZE=6]Begin “The Fourth BATTLE”[/SIZE]\*  
_(Day Four)_  
\*\*\*[COLOR=Black][COLOR=Green]OOC:  
Day Four has begun.[/COLOR]  
You may continue to vote and discuss your situation. You may Askthepizzaguy any game-related questions you might have, please bold and green if you wish the response to be OOC and from the game host.

Otherwise, just speak ITS name and you shall have your answer…

Day Four will end on Saturday, 17:00 (5:00PM) Eastern Time (GMT-05:00, US & Canada), May 5th 2012.\*\*[/COLOR]

**Still able to fight:**

1. Mahaloth
2. Believerer
3. Suburban Plankton  
\*\* 4. Mosier\*\*
4. Scathach
5. Fubbleskag

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1. Gadarene
2. PetW  
\*\* 10. Astral Rejection\*\*
3. gnarlycharlie
4. NAF1138
5. septimus
6. **GuiriEnEspana**

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1. Lightfoot
2. Silver Jan
3. choie
4. BobArrgh
5. Tanaer
6. Red Skeezix
7. Normal Phase
8. MHaye
9. RealityTrip
10. Lilflower

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1. Visorslash
2. storyteller0910

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1. Askthepizzaguy

**Not in any condition to fight:** [Dead]

1. Inner Stickler- **Soldier [Good]**
2. glee- **Soldier [Good]**
3. ToeJam- **[COLOR=Indigo]Rogue (Thief) [Neutral]**[/COLOR]
4. Weedy- **White Mage [Very Evil]**  
ROUND OVER SUMMARY:  
\*\*[COLOR=Black][COLOR=Blue]  
Gnarlycharlie takes 100hp damage.[COLOR=Teal]  
GuiriEnEspana has been returned.  
Weedy is slain by Lord Phere.  
WRATH OF DEMON WARNING: Those who have not participated or checked in with the moderator for three days may be slain by the Demon without further notice, at the moderator’s discretion. This may not be reversed by any means. I may also seek replacement players instead.

Those who are in imminent danger of W-O-D will be sent a PM.  
[/COLOR][/COLOR]\*\*[/COLOR]

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**Author:** ![Visorslash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ee59a6/32.png) [@Visorslash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Visorslash)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-the-realm-of-phere/617480/2278 "2012-05-02T08:02:16Z")

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It might be too early to say, but I think Weedy may have been a scum or something similar.

> [@](#):
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> Note that townies can turn Good, Neutral, or Evil

Doesn’t say anything about Very Evil.

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**Author:** ![Visorslash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ee59a6/32.png) [@Visorslash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Visorslash)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-the-realm-of-phere/617480/2279 "2012-05-02T08:06:17Z")

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Which means the people with town leans on Weedy should be looked at this round.

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**Author:** ![Askthepizzaguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askthepizzaguy/32/9405_2.png) [@Askthepizzaguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askthepizzaguy)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-the-realm-of-phere/617480/2280 "2012-05-02T08:08:50Z")

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Working on sending out result PMs now.

If I pass out, I’ll continue tomorrow ASAP, and offer extensions to the round if needed.

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