# \[Mafia game\] The Realm of Phere

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-the-realm-of-phere/617480>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [April 1, 2012, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-the-realm-of-phere/617480 "2012-04-01T15:04:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![choie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/choie/32/7829_2.png) [@choie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/choie)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2012, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-the-realm-of-phere/617480/2621 "2012-05-07T23:08:18Z")

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For pete’s sake, **Gadarene** , you _do_ realize that every time you post those damn ellipses, all of us who’ve subscribed to the thread think that there’s actual activity going on, right? If you want, PM **askthepizzaguy** and nag him that way. Though I doubt he needs to be reminded; if he could update the thread, I’m sure he would.

Chill pills are free, bud. Take one!

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**Author:** ![Gadarene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Gadarene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadarene)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2012, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-the-realm-of-phere/617480/2622 "2012-05-07T23:34:34Z")

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At the other site I frequent for Mafia/werewolf, one day/night cycle comprises one real-life day.

A couple of months ago, I modded a game over there with 50 players, and every single player had a night action that needed to be processed and a message sent to them informing them of their results.

At the end of each Day, I had the final vote count and the reveal (full reveal, mind you) up within twenty minutes.

Nights lasted around four or five hours, during which time I’d process everyone’s night actions, send them all messages with their results, and write up the goings-on and deaths. At which point the thread would open for the next Day.

…I’m just saying.

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**Author:** ![choie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/choie/32/7829_2.png) [@choie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/choie)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2012, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-the-realm-of-phere/617480/2623 "2012-05-08T00:07:05Z")

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> [@Gadarene](#):
>
> At the other site I frequent for Mafia/werewolf, one day/night cycle comprises one real-life day.
> 
> A couple of months ago, I modded a game over there with 50 players, and every single player had a night action that needed to be processed and a message sent to them informing them of their results.
> 
> At the end of each Day, I had the final vote count and the reveal (full reveal, mind you) up within twenty minutes.
> 
> Nights lasted around four or five hours, during which time I’d process everyone’s night actions, send them all messages with their results, and write up the goings-on and deaths. At which point the thread would open for the next Day.
> 
> …I’m just saying.

Well, hoo rah ray and a tiger for you.

Is it considered scummy to vote someone for being a kvetch?

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2012, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-the-realm-of-phere/617480/2624 "2012-05-08T00:17:16Z")

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Do you think maybe the long delays in reveals are by design?

After all, Pizza did tell us

> [@"I'm Too Busy To Play This" Mafia](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-busy-to-play-this-mafia/613978/50):
>
> I know. I’m trying to make a game that is playable, within the realm of fairness, and will make sense at least after it is explained.
> 
> I don’t want to make a rigged, unplayable, stupid game, just for the sake of crazy. And yet, I do want to meet the challenge of mad creativity. We’ll see what I come up with.
> 
> I need moar victims.

Perhaps “let’s have a one-week ‘break’ after each phase so that the players will go batshit crazy waiting for ‘information’ that isn’t actually coming regardless” falls under the category of “mad creativity”…after all, he didn’t say he \*wouldn’t \*make a rigged, unplayable, stupid game, only that he wouldn’t do it “\*just \*for the sake of being crazy”…

😃

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**Author:** ![BobArrgh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobarrgh/32/2881_2.png) [@BobArrgh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobArrgh)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2012, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-the-realm-of-phere/617480/2625 "2012-05-08T01:41:51Z")

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Sounds like Gadarene is volunteering to mod the next game.

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**Author:** ![Astral\_Rejection](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/258eb7/32.png) [@Astral\_Rejection](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astral_Rejection)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2012, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-the-realm-of-phere/617480/2626 "2012-05-08T02:21:51Z")

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You’re welcome.  
**Day 1**

GuiriEnEspana vf Astral Rejection, 57  
Normal Phase vf Mosier, 65  
Choie vf Septimus, 68  
Visorslash vf Normal Phase, 70  
Astral Rejection vf Choie, 78  
Gadareme vf Astral Rejection, 83  
NAF1138 vf Gadarene, 91  
Weedy vf Visorslash, 94  
Silver Jan vf Visorslash, 95  
Visorslash unvote Normal Phase, vf Weedy, 102  
Glee vf NAF1138, unvote NAF1138, 114 (this vote does not count)  
Mosier vf Visorslash, 117  
ToeJam vf Gadarene, 120  
Mahaloth vf Visorslash, 124  
Septimus vf Visorslash, 132  
Choie unvote Septimus, vf Gadarene  
Glee vf NAF1138, unvote NAF1138  
Astral Rejection unvote Choie, 169  
gnarlycharlie vf Silver Jan, 176  
Weedy unvote Visorslash, vf Septimus  
Astral Rejection vf MHaye, 186  
PetW vf Visorslash, 188 (this vote does not count)  
PetW vf Visorslash, 190  
Inner Stickler vf Gadarene, 197  
gnarlycharlie unvote Silver Jan, 212  
Visorslash unvote Weedy, vf Gadarene, 236  
Lightfoot vf Mosier, 237  
Astral Rejection unvote MHaye, vote Gadarene, 275  
Astral Rejection unvote Gadarene, vote MHaye, 277  
BobArrgh vf Gadarene, 307  
Suburban Plankton vf Mosier, 308  
gnarlycharlie vf Mosier, 313  
Septimus unvote Visorslash, vf Astral Rejection, 317  
MHaye vf Silver Jan, 321  
Scathach vf Lightfoot, 329  
MHaye unvote Silver Jan, vf Astral Rejection, 331  
realitytrip vf Mahaloth, 338  
Choie unvote Gadarene, vf Astral Rejection, 341  
lilflower vf Gadarene, 351

Lynch: Mosier, good soldier  
Nightkill: glee, good soldier  
Nightkill: Inner Stickler, good soldier  
**Day 2**

Choie vf fubbleskag, 811  
Suburban Plankton vf Gadarene, 813  
Astral Rejection vf MHaye, 814  
Visorslash vf Gadarene, 824  
Normal Phase vf MHaye, 825  
Normal Phase unvote MHaye, vf PetW, 838  
NAAF1138 vf **abstain** , 844  
Septimus vf **present** , 870  
Gadarene vf PetW, 871  
gnarlycharlie vf PetW, 886  
Silver Jan vf PetW, 902  
Normal Phase unvote PetW, vf MHaye  
ToeJam vf Septimus, 932  
Red Skeezix vf PetW, 964  
fubbleskag vf Gadarene, 967  
ToeJam unvote Septimus, vf fubbleskag, 977  
Red Skeezix unvote PetW, vf Weedy, 995  
gnarlycharlie unvote PetW, 1024  
Normal Phase unvote MHaye, vf Astral Rejection, 1035  
Silver Jan unvote PetW, 1038  
Weedy vf MHaye, 1040  
gnarlycharlie vf Weedy, 1041  
Gadarene unvote PetW, vf Visorslash, 1051  
Silver Jan vf Visorslash, 1071  
Lightfoot vf Scathach, 1139  
Septimus unvote **present,** vf Astral Rejection, 1141  
Silver Jan unvote Visorslash, 1145  
Visorslash unvote Gadarene, vf Choie, 1194  
Gadarene unvote Visorslash, vf Suburban Plankton, 1195  
Visorslash unvote Choie, vf Gadarene, 1200  
Silver Jan vf Astral Rejection, 1202  
Visorslash unvote Gadarene, vf Astral Rejection, 1203  
Normal Phase unvote Astral Rejection, vf PetW, 1213  
GuiriEnEspana vf Astral Rejection, 1218  
Weedy vf Astral Rejection, 1219  
Choie unvote fubbleskag, vf Astral Rejection, 1229  
Tanaer vf Astral Rejection, 1231  
ToeJam unvote fubbleskag, vf Astral Rejection, 1234  
BobArrgh vote Believerer, 1279  
MHaye vf Gadarene, 1281  
realitytrip vf Normal Phase, 1303 (this vote does not count)  
Weedy unvote Astral Rejection, vf MHaye, 1317  
septimus unvote Astral Rejection, vf BobArrgh, 1332  
Scathach vf Tanaer, 1339  
Gadarene unvote Suburban Plankton, vf NAF1138, 1344  
Tanaer unvote Astral Rejection, vf Choie, 1345  
Gadarene unvote NAF1138, vf Suburban Plankton, 1362  
Normal Phase unvote PetW, vf Astral Rejection, 1368  
Septimus unvote BobArrgh, vf Suburban Plankton, 1381  
Septimus unvote Suburban Plankton, vf Astral Rejection, 1405  
Choie unvote Astral Rejection, vf Normal Phase, 1411  
Astral Rejection unvote MHaye, vf Normal Phase, 1414  
MHaye vf Astral Rejection, 1449  
Weedy unvote MHaye, vf Astral Rejection  
Gadarene unvote Suburban Plankton, vf Weedy, 1461

Lynch result: Astral Rejection, good archer  
Night Kill: GuiriEnEspana, good white mage  
Resurrections: Astral Rejection, Mosier  
**Day 3**  
Astral Rejection vf Normal Phase, 1774  
Gadarene vf Believerer, 1783  
Visorslash vf Choie, 1786  
Scathach vf Choie, 1801  
Astral Rejection unvote Normal Phase, vf Silver Jan, 1873  
Scathach unvote Choie, vf BobArrgh, 1877  
Believerer vf BobArrgh, 1886  
Suburban Plankton vf Believerer, 1892  
Septimus vf BobArrgh, 1895  
Septimus unvote BobArrgh, vf **abstain** , 1899  
storyteller0910 vf NAF1138, unvote NAF1138, 1912 (this vote does not count)  
ToeJam vf NAF1138, 1934  
Visorslash unvote Choie, vf ToeJam, 1937  
Weedy vf MHaye, 1948  
Tanaer vf Mosier, 1956 (this vote does not count)  
Choie vf Gadarene, 1966  
Septimus unvote **abstain** , vf realitytrip  
Lightfoot vf gnarlycharlie, 1987  
Tanaer vf Mosier, unvote Mosier, 2008  
Normal Phase vf PetW, 2040  
Weedy unvote MHaye, vf ToeJam, 2048  
Normal Phase unvote PetW, vf MHaye, 2050  
Believerer unvote BobArrgh, vf Suburban Plankton, 2065  
Septimus unvote realitytrip, vf ToeJam, 2097  
gnarlycharlie vf MHaye, 2099  
BobArrgh vf NAF1138  
Astral Rejection unvote Silver Jan, vf MHaye, 2109  
Normal Phase unvote MHaye, vf ToeJam, 2130

Lynch result: Toejam, neutral thief  
Night Kill: Weedy, very evil white mage  
Resurrection: GuiriEnEspana  
Day 4  
Gadarene vf Beleiever, 2289  
Normal Phase vf Lightfoot, 2328  
Normal Phase unvote Lightfoot, 2346  
Silver Jan vf Tanaer, 2394  
BobArrgh vf Tanaer, 2398  
Choie vf Visorslash, 2402  
Visorslash vf realitytrip, 2409  
Mosier vf Suburban Plankton, 2415  
Gadarene unvote Believerer, vf Visorslash, 2434  
Silver Jan unvote Tanaer, vf Visorslash, 2438  
Silver Jan unvote Visorslash, vf gnarlycharlie, 2445  
Septimus vf Mosier, 2454  
Astral Rejection vf Silver Jan, 2456  
Gadarene unvote Visorslash, vf Suburban Plankton, 2463  
Lightfoot vf gnarlycharlie, 2474  
Suburban Plankton vf Silver Jan, 2482  
GuiriEnEspana vf Scathach,  
Normal Phase vf MHaye, 2493  
Tanaer vf Normal Phase, 2498  
Gadarene unvote Suburban Plankton, vf Visorslash, 2504  
Astral Rejection unvote Silver Jan, vf MHaye, 2508  
Mosier unvote Suburban Plankton, vf Visorslash, 2509  
Tanaer unvote Normal Phase, vf Suburban Plankton, 2510  
Septimus vf Scathach, 2511  
gnarlucharlie vf Silver Jan, 2515  
Gadarene unvote Visorslash, vf Suburban Plankton, 2516  
Choie unvote Visorslash, vf Normal Phase, 2518  
Silver Jan unvote gnarlycharlie, vf MHaye, 2531  
Gadarene unvote Suburban Plankton, vf MHaye, 2534  
MHaye vf Silver Jan, 2536

Lynch result: ???

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**Author:** ![choie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/choie/32/7829_2.png) [@choie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/choie)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2012, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-the-realm-of-phere/617480/2627 "2012-05-08T02:44:52Z")

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Holy merde, **Astral**. You’re putting your second life to good use. Thank you so much for that!

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**Author:** ![Astral\_Rejection](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/258eb7/32.png) [@Astral\_Rejection](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astral_Rejection)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2012, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-the-realm-of-phere/617480/2628 "2012-05-08T02:52:57Z")

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Next version will have strike-throughs on all the unvotes. I wanted to watch some tv first.

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**Author:** ![Astral\_Rejection](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/258eb7/32.png) [@Astral\_Rejection](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astral_Rejection)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2012, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-the-realm-of-phere/617480/2629 "2012-05-08T03:14:21Z")

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Boom.

**Day 1**

GuiriEnEspana vf Astral Rejection, 57  
Normal Phase vf Mosier, 65  
Choie vf Septimus, 68  
Visorslash vf Normal Phase, 70  
Astral Rejection vf Choie, 78  
Gadareme vf Astral Rejection, 83  
NAF1138 vf Gadarene, 91  
Weedy vf Visorslash, 94  
Silver Jan vf Visorslash, 95  
[del]Visorslash unvote Normal Phase[/del], vf Weedy, 102  
Glee vf NAF1138, [del]unvote NAF1138[/del], 114 (this vote does not count)  
Mosier vf Visorslash, 117  
ToeJam vf Gadarene, 120  
Mahaloth vf Visorslash, 124  
Septimus vf Visorslash, 132  
[del]Choie unvote Septimus[/del], vf Gadarene  
Glee vf NAF1138, [del]unvote NAF1138[/del]  
[del]Astral Rejection unvote Choie, 169[/del]  
gnarlycharlie vf Silver Jan, 176  
[del]Weedy unvote Visorslash[/del], vf Septimus  
Astral Rejection vf MHaye, 186  
PetW vf Visorslash, 188 (this vote does not count)  
PetW vf Visorslash, 190  
Inner Stickler vf Gadarene, 197  
[del]gnarlycharlie unvote Silver Jan, 212[/del]  
[del]Visorslash unvote Weedy[/del], vf Gadarene, 236  
Lightfoot vf Mosier, 237  
[del]Astral Rejection unvote MHaye[/del], vote Gadarene, 275  
[del]Astral Rejection unvote Gadarene[/del], vote MHaye, 277  
BobArrgh vf Gadarene, 307  
Suburban Plankton vf Mosier, 308  
gnarlycharlie vf Mosier, 313  
[del]Septimus unvote Visorslash[/del], vf Astral Rejection, 317  
MHaye vf Silver Jan, 321  
Scathach vf Lightfoot, 329  
[del]MHaye unvote Silver Jan[/del], vf Astral Rejection, 331  
realitytrip vf Mahaloth, 338  
[del]Choie unvote Gadarene[/del], vf Astral Rejection, 341  
lilflower vf Gadarene, 351

Lynch: Mosier, good soldier  
Nightkill: glee, good soldier  
Nightkill: Inner Stickler, good soldier  
**Day 2**

Choie vf fubbleskag, 811  
Suburban Plankton vf Gadarene, 813  
Astral Rejection vf MHaye, 814  
Visorslash vf Gadarene, 824  
Normal Phase vf MHaye, 825  
[del]Normal Phase unvote MHaye[/del], vf PetW, 838  
NAAF1138 vf **abstain** , 844  
Septimus vf **present** , 870  
Gadarene vf PetW, 871  
gnarlycharlie vf PetW, 886  
Silver Jan vf PetW, 902  
[del]Normal Phase unvote PetW[/del], vf MHaye  
ToeJam vf Septimus, 932  
Red Skeezix vf PetW, 964  
fubbleskag vf Gadarene, 967  
[del]ToeJam unvote Septimus[/del], vf fubbleskag, 977  
[del]Red Skeezix unvote PetW[/del], vf Weedy, 995  
[del]gnarlycharlie unvote PetW, 1024[/del]  
[del]Normal Phase unvote MHaye[/del], vf Astral Rejection, 1035  
[del]Silver Jan unvote PetW, 1038[/del]  
Weedy vf MHaye, 1040  
gnarlycharlie vf Weedy, 1041  
[del]Gadarene unvote PetW[/del], vf Visorslash, 1051  
Silver Jan vf Visorslash, 1071  
Lightfoot vf Scathach, 1139  
[del]Septimus unvote **present,** [/del] vf Astral Rejection, 1141  
[del]Silver Jan unvote Visorslash, 1145[/del]  
[del]Visorslash unvote Gadarene[/del], vf Choie, 1194  
[del]Gadarene unvote Visorslash[/del], vf Suburban Plankton, 1195  
[del]Visorslash unvote Choie[/del], vf Gadarene, 1200  
Silver Jan vf Astral Rejection, 1202  
[del]Visorslash unvote Gadarene[/del], vf Astral Rejection, 1203  
[del]Normal Phase unvote Astral Rejection[/del], vf PetW, 1213  
GuiriEnEspana vf Astral Rejection, 1218  
Weedy vf Astral Rejection, 1219  
Choie unvote fubbleskag, vf Astral Rejection, 1229  
Tanaer vf Astral Rejection, 1231  
[del]ToeJam unvote fubbleskag[/del], vf Astral Rejection, 1234  
BobArrgh vf Believerer, 1279  
MHaye vf Gadarene, 1281  
realitytrip vf Normal Phase, 1303 (this vote does not count)  
[del]Weedy unvote Astral Rejection[/del], vf MHaye, 1317  
[del]septimus unvote Astral Rejection[/del], vf BobArrgh, 1332  
Scathach vf Tanaer, 1339  
[del]Gadarene unvote Suburban Plankton[/del], vf NAF1138, 1344  
[del]Tanaer unvote Astral Rejection[/del], vf Choie, 1345  
[del]Gadarene unvote NAF1138[/del], vf Suburban Plankton, 1362  
[del]Normal Phase unvote PetW[/del], vf Astral Rejection, 1368  
[del]Septimus unvote BobArrgh[/del], vf Suburban Plankton, 1381  
[del]Septimus unvote Suburban Plankton[/del], vf Astral Rejection, 1405  
[del]Choie unvote Astral Rejection[/del], vf Normal Phase, 1411  
[del]Astral Rejection unvote MHaye[/del], vf Normal Phase, 1414  
MHaye vf Astral Rejection, 1449  
[del]Weedy unvote MHaye[/del], vf Astral Rejection  
[del]Gadarene unvote Suburban Plankton[/del], vf Weedy, 1461

Lynch result: Astral Rejection, good archer  
Night Kill: GuiriEnEspana, good white mage  
Resurrections: Astral Rejection, Mosier  
**Day 3**  
Astral Rejection vf Normal Phase, 1774  
Gadarene vf Believerer, 1783  
Visorslash vf Choie, 1786  
Scathach vf Choie, 1801  
[del]Astral Rejection unvote Normal Phase[/del], vf Silver Jan, 1873  
[del]Scathach unvote Choie[/del], vf BobArrgh, 1877  
Believerer vf BobArrgh, 1886  
Suburban Plankton vf Believerer, 1892  
Septimus vf BobArrgh, 1895  
[del]Septimus unvote BobArrgh[/del], vf **abstain** , 1899  
storyteller0910 vf NAF1138, [del]unvote NAF1138, 1912[/del] (this vote does not count)  
ToeJam vf NAF1138, 1934  
[del]Visorslash unvote Choie[/del], vf ToeJam, 1937  
Weedy vf MHaye, 1948  
Tanaer vf Mosier, 1956 (this vote does not count)  
Choie vf Gadarene, 1966  
[del]Septimus unvote **abstain** [/del], vf realitytrip  
Lightfoot vf gnarlycharlie, 1987  
Tanaer vf Mosier, [del]unvote Mosier, 2008[/del]  
Normal Phase vf PetW, 2040  
[del]Weedy unvote MHaye[/del], vf ToeJam, 2048  
[del]Normal Phase unvote PetW[/del], vf MHaye, 2050  
[del]Believerer unvote BobArrgh[/del], vf Suburban Plankton, 2065  
[del]Septimus unvote realitytrip[/del], vf ToeJam, 2097  
gnarlycharlie vf MHaye, 2099  
BobArrgh vf NAF1138  
[del]Astral Rejection unvote Silver Jan[/del], vf MHaye, 2109  
[del]Normal Phase unvote MHaye[/del], vf ToeJam, 2130

Lynch result: Toejam, neutral thief  
Night Kill: Weedy, very evil white mage  
Resurrection: GuiriEnEspana  
Day 4  
Gadarene vf Beleiever, 2289  
Normal Phase vf Lightfoot, 2328  
[del]Normal Phase unvote Lightfoot, 2346[/del]  
Silver Jan vf Tanaer, 2394  
BobArrgh vf Tanaer, 2398  
Choie vf Visorslash, 2402  
Visorslash vf realitytrip, 2409  
Mosier vf Suburban Plankton, 2415  
[del]Gadarene unvote Believerer[/del], vf Visorslash, 2434  
[del]Silver Jan unvote Tanaer[/del], vf Visorslash, 2438  
[del]Silver Jan unvote Visorslash[/del], vf gnarlycharlie, 2445  
Septimus vf Mosier, 2454  
Astral Rejection vf Silver Jan, 2456  
[del]Gadarene unvote Visorslash[/del], vf Suburban Plankton, 2463  
Lightfoot vf gnarlycharlie, 2474  
Suburban Plankton vf Silver Jan, 2482  
GuiriEnEspana vf Scathach,  
Normal Phase vf MHaye, 2493  
Tanaer vf Normal Phase, 2498  
[del]Gadarene unvote Suburban Plankton[/del], vf Visorslash, 2504  
[del]Astral Rejection unvote Silver Jan[/del], vf MHaye, 2508  
[del]Mosier unvote Suburban Plankton[/del], vf Visorslash, 2509  
[del]Tanaer unvote Normal Phase[/del], vf Suburban Plankton, 2510  
Septimus vf Scathach, 2511  
gnarlucharlie vf Silver Jan, 2515  
[del]Gadarene unvote Visorslash[/del], vf Suburban Plankton, 2516  
[del]Choie unvote Visorslash[/del], vf Normal Phase, 2518  
[del]Silver Jan unvote gnarlycharlie[/del], vf MHaye, 2531  
[del]Gadarene unvote Suburban Plankton[/del], vf MHaye, 2534  
MHaye vf Silver Jan, 2536

Lynch result: ???

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**Author:** ![Askthepizzaguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askthepizzaguy/32/9405_2.png) [@Askthepizzaguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askthepizzaguy)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2012, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-the-realm-of-phere/617480/2630 "2012-05-08T03:57:02Z")

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Thanks for your patience, those who were actually patient. Working on it all now, hoping to be done in an hour or two. Will work until it is completed.

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**Post date:** [May 8, 2012, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-the-realm-of-phere/617480/2631 "2012-05-08T03:58:08Z")

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Also yes, no more day actions will be accepted and I will deal with any irregularities regarding role PMs immediately.

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**Author:** ![Astral\_Rejection](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/258eb7/32.png) [@Astral\_Rejection](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astral_Rejection)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2012, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-the-realm-of-phere/617480/2632 "2012-05-08T03:59:58Z")

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> [@Askthepizzaguy](#):
>
> Thanks for your patience, those who were actually patient. Working on it all now, hoping to be done in an hour or two. Will work until it is completed.

\<3

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**Post date:** [May 8, 2012, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-the-realm-of-phere/617480/2633 "2012-05-08T04:07:59Z")

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**Vote: MHaye  
Vote: MHaye  
Vote: MHaye**

Thanks MHaye for the count-  
This vote count appears accurate but I have not double-checked it. Any dispute with this tally, please bring it to my attention.

With Phere’s vote, unless this tally is way, way off, that means MHaye is the lynchee.

Eight votes.  
[ul]  
[li]**MHaye : Normal Phase (2,494), Astral Rejection (2,508), Silver Jan (2,531), Gadarene (2,534) Askthepizzaguy, Askthepizzaguy, Askthepizzaguy**[/li][/ul]

Three votes.  
[ul]  
[li]Silver Jan : Suburban Plankton (2,482), GnarlyCharlie (2,516), Mhaye (2,536)[/li][/ul]

Two votes.  
[ul]  
[li]realitytrip : Visorslash (2,409)[/li][li]Scathach : Guiri (2,488), Septimus (2,513)[/li][/ul]

One vote.  
[ul]  
[li]Tanaer : BobArrgh (2,398)[/li][li]Gnarlycharlie : LightFoot (2,474)[/li][li]Visorslash : Mosier (2,509)[/li][li]Suburban Plankton : Tanaer (2,510)[/li][li]Normal Phase : Choie (2,519)[/li][/ul]

Did Not Vote  
Believerer, Lilflower, Mahaloth, NAF1138, PetW, Red Skeezix, Scathach, Storyteller0910.

Item voting.

Blue ring.  
\*\* Guiri 3 (Guiri, Septimus, Tanaer),\*\*  
Visorslash 2 (Visorslash),  
Choie 1 (Septimus),  
Suburban Plankton 1 (Suburban Plankton).

Diamond ring  
\*\* Guiri 3 (Tanaer, Choie, BobArrgh), \*\*  
Visorslash 2 (Visorslash),  
LightFoot 1 (LightFoot),  
Septimus 1 (Septimus),  
Suburban Plankton 1 (Suburban Plankton).

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**Author:** ![Askthepizzaguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askthepizzaguy/32/9405_2.png) [@Askthepizzaguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askthepizzaguy)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2012, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-the-realm-of-phere/617480/2634 "2012-05-08T04:50:52Z")

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STATUS:

Updates to roles complete.  
Item switches complete.  
Alignment switches complete.  
Orders recorded.

NEXT:

Day Four writeup post  
Handy-dandy game recap/useful links post

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**Post date:** [May 8, 2012, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-the-realm-of-phere/617480/2635 "2012-05-08T06:36:32Z")

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\*It is the **year 10,432…**

It is the **ninth day** of the **sixth month**.

\*\*There is great evil here…

Run.

Run as fast as you can.

You cannot escape it.

And the horrors have only begun.

The Adventurers needed a savior…

* * *

[**Marilyn Manson- Personal Jesus**](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxyhHDhzcd8)  
\*Reach out and touch faith  
Your own personal Jesus  
Someone to hear your prayers  
Someone who cares  
Your own personal Jesus  
Someone to hear your prayers  
Someone who’s there

Feeling unknown  
And you’re all alone  
Flesh and bone  
By the telephone  
Lift up the receiver  
I’ll make you a believer  
Take second best  
Put me to the test  
Things on your chest  
You need to confess

I will deliver  
You know I’m a forgiver  
Reach out and touch faith  
Reach out and touch faith  
Your own personal Jesus…

Feeling unknown  
And you’re all alone  
Flesh and bone  
By the telephone  
Lift up the receiver  
I’ll make you a believer  
I will deliver  
You know I’m a forgiver  
Reach out and touch faith  
Your own personal Jesus  
Reach out and touch faith\*

**[FONT=Palatino Linotype]“Come my minions. Come and feast on their flesh…”**  
\*

_ **Lord Phere** summoned another army of hellish freaks, and the horde began to attack. In the melee, it was difficult to tell who was attacking whom._

\*\*\*Gnarlycharlie \*_was not expecting the attack. A powerful blast of magical power was hurtling in his direction, and he could not escape it. The power of the blast was more than he could bear._

“Save me! Save me, please!” _he shouted._\*\*

[COLOR=Blue]Gnarlycharlie took 200hp damage.\*\*[/COLOR]

\*Another bolt struck home, and Gnarlycharlie doubled over. He was finished.

_“GAKKKKKkk…” **Gnarlycharlie took 100hp damage.** _

Another bolt hit \*\*Mosier \*\*squarely in the face. He was probably unaware that it had even happened.

“Brains…”

\ ***Mosier took 50hp damage.** [/FONT]  
\*\*_Visorslash **tried to fight him off, but the foul undead creature would not be denied.** _

“BRAAAAINNNSSS!!!” _ **it shouted.** _

\*Visorslash \*\*\*\*tried to tear the creature off of him, but it took a big chunk of flesh with it.

\*[COLOR=Blue] **Visorslash took 100hp damage.** [/COLOR]

\*\*\*Believerer \*_didn’t see his attacker coming. A swift move, and suddenly, he felt a sharp pain and copious amounts of blood. Someone had attacked him from behind!_

[COLOR=Blue] **Believerer took 50hp damage.**  
[/COLOR]

\*\*\*RealityTrip \*\*felt like someone was gunning for him, but was unable to stop the blow. It landed home, knocking him to the ground.

\ ***RealityTrip took 100hp damage.**

\*\*\*Tanaer \*_tried fighting them off, but they had her completely surrounded._

“Someone, get these things off of me!”

**Tanaer took 100hp damage.**  
\*\*\*Suburban Plankton \*_fought gallantly, but still he couldn’t quite fend them off._

“Wretched worms. I’ll get you for that!”

**Suburban Plankton took 75hp damage.**  
\*\*\*Choie \*_had been backed into a corner._

“Shoo! Shoo! Stay away from me. You don’t want any of me, I’m not even that tasty!”

_Just as they were about to pounce, a_\* figure clad in white\*\* stood between \*\*choie \*_and the mob of hell-beasts._

“Go back to the depths of hell where you came from!” \*shouted \*\*Normal Phase. \*\*\*“Ho ho, ha ha, Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust!”

_The beasts lunged at **Normal Phase** , who fought heroically. The hellish beasts were no match, and were turned away._\* Normal Phase\*\* was a little shaken, but no worse for wear.\*

**Normal Phase took no damage.**

- Suddenly, a faint white light surrounded the fallen **Gnarlycharlie** , and he was spared from death.\*

**Gnarlycharlie recovered 100hp.**

- Another glowing light surrounded **GuiriEnEspana** , who looked much better afterward.\*

**GuiriEnEspana recovered 100hp.**

- A third bright light surrounded **Choie** , but nothing happened.\*

**Choie recovered zero hp.**

[FONT=Palatino Linotype]_ **“Enough of this! Did you think you could out-clever us Hell folk with your silly knees-bent running about advancing behavior?! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey-bottom biters. Now suffer for all eternity…”** _  
[/FONT]

\*\*\*Mhaye \*\*summoned an orb of light, and flung it at the Demon Lord, but his aim was wildly off target.

\*“I guess you live to fight another day, Captain Poopypants! But I’ll be back to finish you off, I promise.”

**[FONT=Palatino Linotype]_“GAH HAH HAH… Look at the little ant. Squash goes the little ant!”_**  
[SIZE=7]_CRUNCH_  
**MHaye was slain by Lord Phere.**

\*Upon seeing this, \*\*one \*_of the Adventurers freaked out, and stepped forward to face Phere._

"You… hideous, unspeakable… monster!

…YOU GO TO HELL!  
…YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!!!"  
\*The Adventurer raised a defiant fist, and then, a defiant middle finger. Upon this finger was a **shiny, glowing ring.**

**A massive fireball** shot out of the ring and flew across the battlefield, slamming into **Lord Phere.**  
The Demon Lord shrugged off the attack, but it seemed as though the repeated blows were taking their toll. The Demon’s armor was **beginning to buckle**. One of Lord Phere’s shoulders was exposed, revealing an actual wound.\*  
**Lord Phere takes 100hp damage.**

_ **“I will come for you, puny one. And I will make you suffer for what you’ve done…”** _

**The Aftermath:**

Upon inspection of **MHaye** ’s remains, they found that he was dressed in dark robes, and [/SIZE][/FONT]had a number of scrolls with invocations written on them. He seemed to be a mage of some kind, probably a **Black Mage** , capable of creating basic offensive spells of the various elements.

Simply being a wielder of Black magic does not make one evil in this world. And with no other evidence against him, they were forced to conclude that MHaye was sent to an untimely death, and was a **Good Adventurer.**

**The Blue Ring and Diamond Ring went to GuiriEnEspana.**

[SIZE=6]Begin “The Fourth RETREAT”[/SIZE]\*  
_(Night Four)_  
\*\*\*[COLOR=Black][COLOR=Green]OOC:  
Night Four has begun.[/COLOR]  
You may continue to discuss your situation. You may Askthepizzaguy any game-related questions you might have, please bold and green if you wish the response to be OOC and from the game host.

Otherwise, just speak ITS name and you shall have your answer…

Night Four will end on Thursday, 17:00 (5:00PM) Eastern Time (GMT-05:00, US & Canada), May 10th 2012.\*\*[/COLOR]

**Still able to fight:**

1. Mahaloth
2. Believerer
3. Suburban Plankton  
\*\* 4. Mosier\*\*
4. Scathach
5. Fubbleskag

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1. Gadarene
2. PetW  
\*\* 10. Astral Rejection\*\*
3. gnarlycharlie
4. NAF1138
5. septimus
6. **GuiriEnEspana**

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1. Lightfoot
2. Silver Jan
3. choie
4. BobArrgh
5. Tanaer
6. Red Skeezix
7. Normal Phase

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1. RealityTrip
2. Lilflower

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1. Visorslash
2. storyteller0910

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1. Askthepizzaguy

**Not in any condition to fight:** [Dead]

1. Inner Stickler- **Soldier [Good]**
2. glee- **Soldier [Good]**
3. ToeJam- **[COLOR=Indigo]Rogue (Thief) [Neutral]**[/COLOR]
4. Weedy- **White Mage [Very Evil]**
5. MHaye-[COLOR=Blue]\*\* Black Mage [Good]\*\*

[/COLOR]  
ROUND OVER SUMMARY:  
**[COLOR=Black][COLOR=Blue]  
Gnarlycharlie takes 200hp damage.  
Gnarlycharlie takes 100hp damage.  
Mosier takes 50hp damage.  
Visorslash takes 100hp damage.  
Believerer takes 50hp damage.  
RealityTrip takes 100hp damage.  
Tanaer takes 100hp damage.  
Suburban Plankton takes 75hp damage.  
Normal Phase takes no damage.  
[/COLOR]**[/COLOR]**[COLOR=Black][COLOR=Blue]Lord Phere takes 100hp damage.[/COLOR]**[/COLOR]  
\*\*[COLOR=Black][COLOR=Blue][COLOR=Teal]Gnarlycharlie recovers 100hp.  
GuiriEnEspana recovers 100hp.  
Choie recovers 0hp.  
MHaye is slain by Lord Phere.

WRATH OF DEMON WARNING: Those who have not participated or checked in with the moderator for three days may be slain by the Demon without further notice, at the moderator’s discretion. This may not be reversed by any means. I may also seek replacement players instead.

Those who are in imminent danger of W-O-D will be sent a PM.  
[/COLOR][/COLOR]\*\*[/COLOR]

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**Post date:** [May 8, 2012, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-the-realm-of-phere/617480/2636 "2012-05-08T06:55:52Z")

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Results should be out for those who sent in actions.

Questions, missing data? PM me immediately and I’ll take care of it.

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**Post date:** [May 8, 2012, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-the-realm-of-phere/617480/2637 "2012-05-08T07:30:52Z")

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Link to [**First ModSummary**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=14975649&postcount=1605) of the Game.

> [@Askthepizzaguy](#):
>
> **Rule clarification:**
> 
> In the rules, “rounds” are referred to interchangeably as days, nights, or the entire day/night package. This is in error, particularly when referring to experience and character switches…

> [@Askthepizzaguy](#):
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> (Day Three)

> [@Askthepizzaguy](#):
>
> (Night Three)

> [@Askthepizzaguy](#):
>
> I think that second thing reads wrong. It was 80 the second time, not 100.
> 
> [del]**[COLOR=Black][COLOR=Blue]Lord Phere takes 100hp damage.[/COLOR]**[/COLOR][/del]  
> **[COLOR=Black][COLOR=Blue] Lord Phere takes 80hp damage.[/COLOR]**[/COLOR]

> [@Askthepizzaguy](#):
>
> (Day Four)

> [@Askthepizzaguy](#):
>
> (Night Four)

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**Post date:** [May 8, 2012, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-the-realm-of-phere/617480/2638 "2012-05-08T07:34:14Z")

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I think that’s everything… ☹

**wheeze… wheeze… collapse**

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**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2012, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-the-realm-of-phere/617480/2639 "2012-05-08T07:36:53Z")

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I have no idea how the wagon on MHaye got started. MHaye was not the vote leader until very late in the day, and the first person to vote for him/her said in essence “I don’t really know who to vote for, can someone summarize an argument for me?”

At least Visorslash took some damage, though. His brains taste like scum.

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Jan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@Silver\_Jan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Jan)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2012, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-game-the-realm-of-phere/617480/2640 "2012-05-08T09:32:02Z")

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That was a bit depressing, of the four people to vote for MHaye only the triple voter looks scummy to me. Of course two of the three that voted for me could be scum and before we got the results I could have sworn all three were.

After 4 Days and 3 Nights we only have 5 dead, this could be a very long game.

You might have noticed that I have come out of hiding before Dawn 😛

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