# Mafia:  Goontown \[Game Over\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-goontown-game-over/821754>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [September 22, 2018, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-goontown-game-over/821754 "2018-09-22T22:54:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2018, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-goontown-game-over/821754/381 "2018-10-04T20:13:21Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> The Town all gathered in the saloon, as was their wont, but things were different this time. Tenser, somehow, like everyone knew that someone had to die. In the corner, a pianoman was going through a repertoire of such timeless classics as “snfaulkner is a dirty rotten Scum”, “but maybe Mahaloth is his partner”, “but seriously, snfaulkner”, and “OK, anybody but me”. So busy was he with his piano-playing that he didn’t even notice the rest of the town gathering behind him with a noose.
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> Stranger on a Train, a Townie, is dead

It’s a fitting epitaph. Good play, even if I did get garroted by my fellow townies.

Stranger

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2018, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-goontown-game-over/821754/382 "2018-10-04T20:14:09Z")

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Anybody else play piano?

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2018, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-goontown-game-over/821754/383 "2018-10-04T20:15:47Z")

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Oh, also, the Day 1 post totals (which might become relevant later):

Stranger On A Train 60  
snfaulkner 57  
Prof. Pepperwinkle 50  
snoe 44  
Biotop 33  
Johnny Bravo 27  
Hi, Neighbor! 20  
Sunny Daze 20  
Chronos 8  
Mahaloth 11  
Knowed Out 9  
Dead Cat 2

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2018, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-goontown-game-over/821754/384 "2018-10-04T20:21:56Z")

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Hey, at least we didn’t lynch a power role. 😛

So long, Stranger.

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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2018, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-goontown-game-over/821754/385 "2018-10-04T20:28:21Z")

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Sigh.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2018, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-goontown-game-over/821754/386 "2018-10-04T20:28:58Z")

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That puts Johnny Bravo, Hi, Neighbor! and Sunny Daze in the Butterbeerzone.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2018, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-goontown-game-over/821754/387 "2018-10-04T20:30:43Z")

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Bye **Stranger**. You hunted hard. It was a good first day.

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**Author:** ![Hi\_Neighbor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hi_neighbor/32/494_2.png) [@Hi\_Neighbor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hi_Neighbor)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2018, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-goontown-game-over/821754/388 "2018-10-04T20:42:51Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> This game should be small enough to fit into one thread. And talk about whatever you want, but Night doesn’t count for participation-tracking.

So even though Night posts don’t count towards the participation-tracking count, they can still be used in an “anything you say can and will be used against you” fashion in the following Day, correct?

Or is what we talk about here during the Night off the record?

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2018, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-goontown-game-over/821754/389 "2018-10-04T21:06:39Z")

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Hey guys, I just skimmed to see if I woke up dead. But it might be a while before I’m coherent because IRL I woke up and had to rush to my poor doggie to the vet…and ended up having to kill her ☹ ☹ ☹

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**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2018, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-goontown-game-over/821754/390 "2018-10-04T21:09:24Z")

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> [@snfaulkner](#):
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> Hey guys, I just skimmed to see if I woke up dead. But it might be a while before I’m coherent because IRL I woke up and had to rush to my poor doggie to the vet…and ended up having to kill her ☹ ☹ ☹

Oh, man, that’s terrible. I’m so sorry.

Stranger

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2018, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-goontown-game-over/821754/391 "2018-10-04T21:17:08Z")

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> [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](#):
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> Oh, man, that’s terrible. I’m so sorry.
> 
> Stranger

Thanks. Sorry I helped murder you too. :smack:

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2018, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-goontown-game-over/821754/392 "2018-10-04T21:17:38Z")

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The only record I’m keeping track of is the Day post counts. Anyone else’s record, you’d have to ask them.

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**Author:** ![snoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@snoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snoe)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2018, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-goontown-game-over/821754/393 "2018-10-04T21:20:39Z")

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THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID, PEOPLE.  
We have until 4 pm Saturday (Eastern) to bullshit. I will try to post some factual analysis of what went on Day 1. Focused on voting behavior.

I don’t think it’s wise to talk about whom we should’ve voted for too much since the scum team gets to read what we say, but maybe that’s wrong? Talk me out of that position if you think I’m wrong.

Stranger: sorry you died. I think your death has the potential to tell us something about alliances.  
Faulkner: I’m so, so sorry about your dog. I had to put down a cat in January and it still hurts when I think about him. Take care of yourself and the others in your family. Making the choice to euthanize is excruciating, and you might be second-guessing that decision. But the second-guessing is a good sign that you tried your best to make the right decision. Feel good about that, when you can, eventually. And take time to grieve for her. Poor girl. I’m literally shedding tears for her.

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**Author:** ![snoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@snoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snoe)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2018, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-goontown-game-over/821754/394 "2018-10-04T21:26:47Z")

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> [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](#):
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> Oh, man, that’s terrible. I’m so sorry.
> 
> Stranger

> [@snfaulkner](#):
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> Thanks. Sorry I helped murder you too. :smack:

Faulkner, you didn’t murder your dog.

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**Author:** ![snoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@snoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snoe)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2018, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-goontown-game-over/821754/395 "2018-10-04T21:31:14Z")

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> [@Hi\_Neighbor](#):
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> So even though Night posts don’t count towards the participation-tracking count, they can still be used in an “anything you say can and will be used against you” fashion in the following Day, correct?
> 
> Or is what we talk about here during the Night off the record?

Since two players are stone-cold killers, I wouldn’t say anything that I didn’t want a stone-cold killer to hear. Conversely, if you’re mafia, don’t talk without your lawyer present.

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**Author:** ![snoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@snoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snoe)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2018, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-goontown-game-over/821754/396 "2018-10-04T21:39:46Z")

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> [@snoe](#):
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> Since two players are stone-cold killers, I wouldn’t say anything that I didn’t want a stone-cold killer to hear. Conversely, if you’re mafia, don’t talk without your lawyer present.

I should have pointed out that 8 players are part of a trigger-happy lynch mob. Scratch that, 7 players. Soon to be 6.  
Look back at what happened at the end there. I haven’t yet – but I think there’s a really good chance that something went wrong. Again, I’ll try to do something objective about the voting behavior we’ve all had. But unless someone talks me out of it, I’ll avoid analysis until night ends.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2018, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-goontown-game-over/821754/397 "2018-10-04T21:59:11Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> That puts Johnny Bravo, Hi, Neighbor! and Sunny Daze in the Butterbeerzone.

And **Biotop** , if we’re putting ourselves into buckets.

The top group would be **snfaulkner** , **Prof P** , and **snoe** - post padding? Everyone else lurkers?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2018, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-goontown-game-over/821754/398 "2018-10-04T22:15:58Z")

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Pfui, Nate! This is just not your year. I’m very sorry you have even more bad news and wish to hell I could help.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2018, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-goontown-game-over/821754/399 "2018-10-05T00:33:19Z")

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So sorry to hear about your dog. ☹

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2018, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-goontown-game-over/821754/400 "2018-10-05T01:15:02Z")

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I lost a dog back in May. She crawled into a thatch in the back yard and died there. That’s where I buried her. I still visit her grave.  
Here;s to your dog, snfaulkner.

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Back in town, I’m dismayed that not enough agreed with me to make **Hi Neighbor** swing from the streetlamps, so I’ve still got my eye on him. You got away this time…  
/points to my eyes then points at you

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