# Mafia: Not-so-simple-Simpletown **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [March 6, 2009, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-not-so-simple-simpletown/488592 "2009-03-06T22:58:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 48
**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-not-so-simple-simpletown/488592/941 "2009-04-09T21:32:06Z")
Booooo!! I’m new at the haunting thing and want to make sure my technique is correct. Any one care to critique my boo? ---
**Author:** ![Ichini\_Sanshigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/d9b06d/32.png) [@Ichini\_Sanshigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ichini_Sanshigo)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-not-so-simple-simpletown/488592/942 "2009-04-09T21:34:24Z")
I prefer “WooooOOOooooOOOoooooOOOoooooo”, etc ad nauseam, YMMV. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Trepa\_Mayfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-not-so-simple-simpletown/488592/943 "2009-04-09T22:40:17Z")
Well, that’s not exactly suprising. Great commentary from Sach, though. ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-not-so-simple-simpletown/488592/944 "2009-04-09T23:35:03Z")
> [@sachertorte](#): > > The Town maintains the long standing tradition of killing people for telling the truth and listening to the liars. ??? ---
**Author:** ![MentalGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/439d5e/32.png) [@MentalGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MentalGuy)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-not-so-simple-simpletown/488592/945 "2009-04-09T23:54:01Z")
> [@sachertorte](#): > > The Town maintains the long standing tradition of killing people for telling the truth and listening to the liars. So, he’s flat out telling us there are more liars? I mean, I am not all that surprised that there are, I am surprised he is telling us. It apparently takes 2 Days for something to become a long standing tradition. ---
**Author:** ![MentalGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/439d5e/32.png) [@MentalGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MentalGuy)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-not-so-simple-simpletown/488592/946 "2009-04-09T23:55:03Z")
Sorry, I forgot its night. I won’t post anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Almost\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/919ad9/32.png) [@Almost\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Almost_Human)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2009, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-not-so-simple-simpletown/488592/947 "2009-04-10T00:59:20Z")
> [@MentalGuy](#): > > It apparently takes 2 Days for something to become a long standing tradition. That bit made me laugh 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2009, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-not-so-simple-simpletown/488592/948 "2009-04-10T09:17:51Z")
Og, seems to be miffed. Offers grapes and cheese and slowly backs away. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2009, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-not-so-simple-simpletown/488592/949 "2009-04-10T09:28:23Z")
And I will flat out tell you and sach. Modkill any liars. There has never been a mafia game where lying, cheating and dastardly deeds has not been dealt with the, how should we say, most ruthless consequence. C’mon sach let’s get control of these hooligans. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2009, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-not-so-simple-simpletown/488592/950 "2009-04-11T21:18:38Z")
If Day ends regardless of the presence of Og does that mean that Day begins regardless of presence or lack, therof? ---
**Author:** ![special\_ed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@special\_ed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/special_ed)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2009, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-not-so-simple-simpletown/488592/951 "2009-04-11T21:31:42Z")
> [@peekercpa](#): > > If Day ends regardless of the presence of Og does that mean that Day begins regardless of presence or lack, therof? Yeah, that’s a great idea. Since he’s not around, I’ll decide all the Night actions. Everyone but me is dead and I automatically win this game and the next one too. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2009, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-not-so-simple-simpletown/488592/952 "2009-04-11T22:40:49Z")
> [@special\_ed](#): > > Yeah, that’s a great idea. Since he’s not around, I’ll decide all the Night actions. > > Everyone but me is dead and I automatically win this game and the next one too. Oh brother. Another one of my ill conceived “great” ideas. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-not-so-simple-simpletown/488592/953 "2009-04-12T00:03:52Z")
Ok, **ed** heads up an all in hold 'em. Let’s see what the cards say. I’ll play this one straight for a change. Anyone else in? ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-not-so-simple-simpletown/488592/954 "2009-04-12T00:07:20Z")
Brand new set, just ripped the cover off the deck, so here we go. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-not-so-simple-simpletown/488592/955 "2009-04-12T00:08:58Z")
**ed** gets 3d 8s I get Qc 2s Flop to come. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-not-so-simple-simpletown/488592/956 "2009-04-12T00:10:21Z")
Sumbitch, Flop is Kc 8h and 7c Paired his eights. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-not-so-simple-simpletown/488592/957 "2009-04-12T00:11:52Z")
Turn is 4s. Fuck, need a queen. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-not-so-simple-simpletown/488592/958 "2009-04-12T00:12:55Z")
River is the spade bullet. Yikes 2 of three? ---
**Author:** ![special\_ed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@special\_ed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/special_ed)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-not-so-simple-simpletown/488592/959 "2009-04-12T00:13:48Z")
> [@peekercpa](#): > > River is the spade bullet. > > Yikes 2 of three? you got nothing left to put in, peek. ---
**Author:** ![special\_ed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@special\_ed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/special_ed)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-not-so-simple-simpletown/488592/960 "2009-04-12T00:14:56Z")
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