# Mafia: Not-so-simple-Simpletown **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [March 6, 2009, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-not-so-simple-simpletown/488592 "2009-03-06T22:58:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 49
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-not-so-simple-simpletown/488592/961 "2009-04-12T00:16:12Z")
Okay. Got Ah 9s, you’ve got 5 6 clubs. Flop to come. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-not-so-simple-simpletown/488592/962 "2009-04-12T00:17:15Z")
Frack this. 5s, Qc and 7h. C’mon turn baby. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-not-so-simple-simpletown/488592/963 "2009-04-12T00:18:32Z")
GD Qh. Fracking two pair. Old man river give me a drattit Ace. ---
**Author:** ![special\_ed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@special\_ed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/special_ed)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-not-so-simple-simpletown/488592/964 "2009-04-12T00:19:49Z")
> [@peekercpa](#): > > GD Qh. Fracking two pair. Old man river give me a drattit Ace. waiting that minute to post? ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-not-so-simple-simpletown/488592/965 "2009-04-12T00:21:12Z")
Effin’ 10h. Crap. 3 of 5? ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-not-so-simple-simpletown/488592/966 "2009-04-12T00:25:50Z")
Only playing with house money since **ed** licked my ass with the real stuff. Ed’s go 9c 10d and I go 6s Jh. Floppsky on the way. ---
**Author:** ![special\_ed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@special\_ed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/special_ed)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-not-so-simple-simpletown/488592/967 "2009-04-12T00:25:51Z")
> [@peekercpa](#): > > Effin’ 10h. Crap. > > 3 of 5? maybe for the title to your car? ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-not-so-simple-simpletown/488592/968 "2009-04-12T00:29:20Z")
Flopper is 8s Qd and 7d. Mofo, I can pair the J’s and still lose to the straight. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-not-so-simple-simpletown/488592/969 "2009-04-12T00:31:11Z")
Ks. Give me a little card and I can keep my bus pass. Otherwise Ed has to drive me to work. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-not-so-simple-simpletown/488592/970 "2009-04-12T00:35:13Z")
I seriously can’t make this shit up. River man comes. As CCR would say, there is a bad moon rising. Fucking river is an ever fucking can, you fucking believe the piece of shit **Jc** Gd striaght to the over pair. I need to be at work early on Monday. Should I just sit at the curb? ---
**Author:** ![special\_ed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@special\_ed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/special_ed)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-not-so-simple-simpletown/488592/971 "2009-04-12T00:37:31Z")
> [@peekercpa](#): > > I seriously can’t make this shit up. > > River man comes. As CCR would say, there is a bad moon rising. > > Fucking river is an ever fucking can, you fucking believe the piece of shit > > **Jc** > > Gd striaght to the over pair. > > I need to be at work early on Monday. Should I just sit at the curb? I’ll give you cab fare for Monday, then I’ll order you a bus pass and have it fedex’d to you ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-not-so-simple-simpletown/488592/972 "2009-04-12T02:03:03Z")
Heyan wait a sam hill minute. That’s a straight on the board. Freaking push. Here we go again. Ed has 5h 6c I’ve got Ks Jd. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-not-so-simple-simpletown/488592/973 "2009-04-12T02:04:50Z")
The worm is turning. Flop. 4s Jc 8s. If the phuquer pulls a 7 I am seriously going to drink. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-not-so-simple-simpletown/488592/974 "2009-04-12T02:06:35Z")
Turnover. Jh. Gotta set. OOOOhhhh baby. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-not-so-simple-simpletown/488592/975 "2009-04-12T02:08:51Z")
River is a harmless Qs. Makes it two for the bad guy and one for the white coats. ---
**Author:** ![special\_ed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@special\_ed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/special_ed)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-not-so-simple-simpletown/488592/976 "2009-04-12T02:09:43Z")
> [@peekercpa](#): > > Heyan wait a sam hill minute. That’s a straight on the board. Freaking push. > > Here we go again. > > Ed has 5h 6c > > I’ve got Ks Jd. how is 6 J 8 Q 7 K J a straight? still looks like a pair of Jacks to me ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-not-so-simple-simpletown/488592/977 "2009-04-12T02:10:45Z")
Ok, this might be one for the ages. Me - Js Kc Ed 10c 10h All sorts of stuff can happen. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-not-so-simple-simpletown/488592/978 "2009-04-12T02:12:29Z")
Relatively harmless flopsky. 5h 3s Ah Just need a k or j and all will be right with the world. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-not-so-simple-simpletown/488592/979 "2009-04-12T02:14:39Z")
Frackin 7h. Now it’s gotta be a k or j non h or we flippin’ lose to the flush. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-not-so-simple-simpletown/488592/980 "2009-04-12T02:16:49Z")
9s. Since fedex doesn’t deliver to a p.o. box do you need my address for the bus tokens? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-not-so-simple-simpletown/488592.md?page=48) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-not-so-simple-simpletown/488592.md?page=50)