# Mafia Reunion - Day One **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 7, 2017, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-reunion-day-one/776577 "2017-01-07T22:01:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 61
**Author:** ![Lakai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lakai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lakai)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-reunion-day-one/776577/1201 "2017-01-15T19:06:34Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > One hour and 14 minutes to go… [Some music while we wait…](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxvR7ZUjaJk) ---
**Author:** ![LightFoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@LightFoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LightFoot)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-reunion-day-one/776577/1202 "2017-01-15T19:19:07Z")
> [@bufftabby](#): > > It’s already bad enough that this place doesn’t have vote tags, grumble grumble. The blue you used appeared black on my monitor ( if that makes you feel better) ---
**Author:** ![LightFoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@LightFoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LightFoot)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-reunion-day-one/776577/1203 "2017-01-15T19:27:07Z")
> [@Enderw24](#): > > With a full hour to go, I’m trying to run through the lynch leaders to see what their story is. > > **Lakai’s** first vote came from **Inner Stickler** who didn’t like that Lakai was jumping on a bandwagon of Colby. Lakai is no longer on that bandwagon, having switched to **Angelofthenorth**. > Same with second vote **snfaulkner** > Same with third vote **RedSkeeziz** > Same with **Plumpudding** but with a little added reasoning. > **Lightfoot** really didn’t give a reason at all. > > So I went into this not really knowing much about the whole issue with Lakai. Is it possible he’s scum? Possibly. 3rd party? Even more probable. But I think most of the case against him has been entirely too weak. It started out with a joke about bandwagonning and pitchforks which literally caused the pitchforks to be turned on him and bandwaggoning to occur. That’s just weird. > > I think if Lakai flips non-town that would be great, but there are a number of his voters we’ll need to seriously take a look at in the next round. CORRECTION [see post 776](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19916562&postcount=776) that was my vote post. the formatting was wrong so I redressed it without extra notes ( there was an exchange with the Mod about it even) ---
**Author:** ![MHaye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bbe5ce/32.png) [@MHaye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MHaye)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-reunion-day-one/776577/1204 "2017-01-15T19:36:59Z")
I said above that my suspicion of Colby was deeper now. Frustration is a null tell to me. However, as I observed, there was an element of distraction, and that is what made my suspicions increase. The comment on frustration applies to Lakai as well. But rather than fight like a Townie (say, analysing a number of players in the knowledge that, after he is lynched, we can look over his analyses and know that he was being honest in his opinions) he’s fluffing. His last post linked to a Johnny Cash video. As for Roosh aka ToeJam, his disappearance could have been attributed to his job, I’d be surprised if all of it was due to an emergency. I’m going to leave my vote where it is. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-reunion-day-one/776577/1205 "2017-01-15T19:39:17Z")
> [@Lakai](#): > > I’m vanilla town guys. No one important. This is the most honest sounding/least scummy post I’ve read from you yet and at least you are now playing. **Unvote Lakai** **Vote Toejam** I’m barely awake, I hope I made the right decision. ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-reunion-day-one/776577/1206 "2017-01-15T19:44:16Z")
[bold]Vote Lakai[/bold] I am town and not 3rd Party. Still FOSing the ‘ran away from the bandwagon’ septimus voters. Moving day at work and I’m covered in last night’s drag show glitter. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-reunion-day-one/776577/1207 "2017-01-15T19:45:18Z")
If my count is right, it’s 16 for Lakai and 14 for ToeJam. And a flurry of last minute activities! ---
**Author:** ![Nanook\_of\_the\_North\_Shore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc8723/32.png) [@Nanook\_of\_the\_North\_Shore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nanook_of_the_North_Shore)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-reunion-day-one/776577/1208 "2017-01-15T19:51:14Z")
I dislike the Toejam train because it seems to be mostly based on N0 things, which is technically not part of the game. Officially the game did not start until Today. I realize that people were discussing the game at that point, and depending on when they had their role PM, but it’s more a principle matter than anything else. Sort of like the anti-mass claim people. As such, and since I can understand getting frustrated with votes for things that feel like outside of the game reasons, I will switch votes. **Unvote Colby** **Vote Lakai** ---
**Author:** ![Lakai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lakai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lakai)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-reunion-day-one/776577/1209 "2017-01-15T19:56:04Z")
Unvote Angelofthenorth Vote ToeJam I don’t want to die guys. By my count this won’t help, but it’s worth a shot. ---
**Author:** ![GuiriEnEspana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc79bd/32.png) [@GuiriEnEspana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuiriEnEspana)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-reunion-day-one/776577/1210 "2017-01-15T20:00:28Z")
tick tock… ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-reunion-day-one/776577/1211 "2017-01-15T20:01:29Z")
That’s all she wrote guys. Give us a few and we will wrap this up. Until then kindly stop posting. Mahaloth is, I believe, doing the honors as I only have my phone available right now. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-reunion-day-one/776577/1212 "2017-01-15T20:01:37Z")
Bong! Bong! Bong! ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-reunion-day-one/776577/1213 "2017-01-15T20:05:55Z")
**OK, we’ll be ready soon enough. Night 1 will be here, but Day 2 will get its own thread.** ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-reunion-day-one/776577/1214 "2017-01-15T20:28:32Z")
\*\*How the lynch stole town lives by Dr. NAF All the townies in Doperville liked vote counts a lot But the mods, who counted votes for the lynch mob –Did Not The mod’s HATED vote counts and the whole voting season Though don’t ask me why no one quite knows the reason. Perhaps it was because their shoes were too tight Or because NAF’s dusty mind never typed them quite right But whatever the reason, tight shoes or brain dust The votes they did count, because vote counts are a must. But lynching is not all the end of Day action. ToDay Normal Phase was also killed by a faction Or townie who thought she really should die. When the mods found this out they all started to cry. Death color to write? NAF insisted on rhyme! But there is too much to do when will we have the time? Story rolled up his sleeves and started to work Then a death order came in for Septimus “jerks! “ Story screamed. Will the requests never end? More actions came in, but we can’t share them friend. (breaking in) –NAF… this is kind of dumb. Just tell the people who died and what their role/alignment was ok? \*\* \*\*Lakai is dead. He was a Vanilla Townie. Normal Phase is dead. She was the Investigative Journalist. Finally, Septimus is dead. He was the EMT.\*\* **It is now Night. Night will end at 3 PM EST on Tuesday, January 17. All Night actions are due by that time.** [Here is a countdown to that time.](https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/retirement?iso=20170117T15&p0=77&msg=Start+of+Day+2&font=cursive) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-reunion-day-one/776577/1215 "2017-01-15T20:32:33Z")
Pfui! Three dead? What were the odds? Now let us consider this news from the mods. ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-reunion-day-one/776577/1216 "2017-01-15T20:35:10Z")
Damn that sucked. ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-reunion-day-one/776577/1217 "2017-01-15T20:36:11Z")
> [@raventhief](#): > > Damn that sucked. NETA i meant the deaths, not the rhymes. ---
**Author:** ![bufftabby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/77aa72/32.png) [@bufftabby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bufftabby)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-reunion-day-one/776577/1218 "2017-01-15T20:37:28Z")
Wait…so the D1 lynch did or didn’t happen? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-reunion-day-one/776577/1219 "2017-01-15T20:41:21Z")
Lakai was at least two votes ahead, so yeah, the lynch happened. Here’s the D1 votes: 029: TexCat \> Normal Phase 036: Johnny Bravo \> Normal Phase 037: snfaulkner \> AngeloftheNorth 041: Meeko \> Johnny Bravo 047: Captain Klutz \> ToeJam 085: Septimus \> Pleonast 091: TexCat X Normal Phase 091: TexCat \> Colby11 094: Drain Bead \> Meeko 097: AngeloftheNorth \> Drain Bead 101: GuiriEnEspanol \> Colby11 102: Normal Phase \> Boozahol Squid, P.I. 106: Septimus X Pleonast 106: Septimus \> Colby11 113: Sunny Daze \> ToeJam 130: Meeko X Johnny Bravo 130: Meeko \> Colby11 132: ToeJam \> Colby11 147: Normal Phase X Boozahol Squid, P.I. 147: Normal Phase \> ToeJam 152: Hockey Monkey \> Colby11 154: Lakai \> Colby11 157: snfaulkner X AngeloftheNorth 147: snfaulkner \> Boozahol Squid, P.I. 162: Suburban Plankton \> Colby11 183: Chronos \> jsgoddess 184: HookerChemical \> ToeJam 188: Boozahol Squid, P.I. \> Hawkeyeop 195: Hoopy Frood \> Captain Klutz 200: sinjin \> ToeJam 231: Septimus X Colby11 241: Pleonast \> Normal Phase 243: Enderw24 \> Septimus 249: DiggitCamara \> Colby11 257: Inner Stickler \> Lakai 259: bufftabby \> Johnny Bravo 264: DiggitCamara X Colby11 264: DiggitCamara \> snfaulkner 273: Total Lost \> Septimus 295: snfaulkner X Boozahol Squid, P.I. 295: snfaulkner \> Lakai 319: Red Skeezix \> Lakai 322: Normal Phase X ToeJam 322: Normal Phase \> Septimus 335: Colby11 \> Septimus 347: Captain Klutz X ToeJam 347: Captain Klutz \> Septimus 350: Hawkeyeop \> Colby11 412: Plumpudding \> Biotop 413: Zeriel \> AngeloftheNorth 455: Nanook of the North Shore \> Colby11 470: Plumpudding X Biotop 472: Plumpudding \> Prof. Pepperwinkle 480: Hoopy Frood X Captain Klutz 480: Hoopy Frood \> Septimus 488: Septimus \> Johnny Bravo 493: Total Lost X Septimus 493: Total Lost \> AngeloftheNorth 503: jsgoddess \> AngeloftheNorth 511: Pleonast X Normal Phase 511: Pleonast \> Septimus 528: Prof. Pepperwinkle \> Enderw24 534: Septimus \> ToeJam 540: Boozahol Squid, P.I. X Hawkeyeop 541: Suburban Plankton X Colby11 541: Suburban Plankton \> Plumpudding 542: AngeloftheNorth X Drain Bead 542: AngeloftheNorth \> Boozahol Squid, P.I. 545: Prof. Pepperwinkle X Enderw24 545: Prof. Pepperwinkle \> Koldanar 546: Boozahol Squid, P.I. \> AngeloftheNorth 647: Plumpudding X Prof. Pepperwinkle 647: Plumpudding \> Lakai 659: Septimus X ToeJam 659: Septimus \> Prof. Pepperwinkle 679: raventhief \> Total Lost 683: brewha \> Colby11 709: Biotop \> Boozahol Squid, P.I. 714: Normal Phase X Septimus 716: jsgoddess X AngeloftheNorth 716: jsgoddess \> Total Lost 736: Hoopy Frood X Septimus 758: Scatach \> TexCat 775: Lakai X Colby11 775: Lakai \> ToeJam 776: LightFoot \> Lakai (corrected at 883) 794: Thing Fish \> Pleonast 796: Captain Klutz X Septimus 796: Captain Klutz \> ToeJam 798: Hoopy Frood \> Scathach 824: Normal Phase X Pleonast 841: Pleonast X Septimus 841: Pleonast \> Colby11 888: Drain Bead X Meeko 889: Drain Bead \> Captain Klutz 900: Koldanar \> Lakai 908: Prof. Pepperwinkle X Koldanar 912: raventhief X Total Lost 917: Chronos X jsgoddess 917: Chronos \> Thing Fish 946: Colby11 X Septimus 946: Colby11 \> brewha 957: Biotop X Boozahol Squid P.I. 957: Biotop \> Chronos 977: GuiriEnEspana X Colby 977: GuiriEnEspana \> Lakai 981: Septimus X Prof. Pepperwinkle 981: Septimus \> AngeloftheNorth 993: Septimux X AngeloftheNorth 993: Septimus \> Colby 1006: Lakai X ToeJam 1006: Lakai \> AngeloftheNorth 1011: Normal Phase X Pleonast 1011: Normal Phase \> ToeJam 1026: Suburban Plankton X Plumpudding 1026: Suburban Plankton \> Colby11 1031: Hoopy Frood X Scathach 1031: Hoopy Frood \> Lakai 1034: Septimus X Colby11 1057: Prof. Pepperwinkle \> ToeJam 1078: AngeloftheNorth X Boozahol Squid, P.I. 1078: AngeloftheNorth \> Lakai 1082: Meeko X Colby11 1082: Meeko \> Lakai 1094: bufftabby X Johnny Bravo 1094: bufftabby \> Lakai 1101: HockeyMonkey X Colby11 1102: HockeyMonkey \> Lakai 1108: Drain Bead X Captain Klutz 1108: Drain Bead \> Lakai 1109: raventhief \> Lakai 1129: jsgoddess X Total Lost 1129: jsgoddess \> Lakai 1152: BillMc \> ToeJam 1155: Septimus \> ToeJam 1176: Hoopy Frood \> Lakai 1178: Biotop X Chronos 1178: Biotop \> ToeJam 1182: GuiriEnEspanol X Lakai 1182: GuiriEnEspanol \> ToeJam 1187: nesta \> Pleonast 1187: nesta X Pleonast 1187: nesta \> Lakai 1194: bufftabby \> Lakai 1196: Enderw24 X Septimus 1196: Enderw24 \> ToeJam 1197: Chronos X Thing Fish 1197: Chronos \> ToeJam 1205: snfaulkner X Lakai 1205: snfaulkner \> ToeJam 1206: ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies \> Lakai 1208: Nanook of the North Shore X Colby11 1208: Nanook of the North Shore \> Lakai 1209: Lakai X AngeloftheNorth 1209: Lakai \> ToeJam ---
**Author:** ![GuiriEnEspana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc79bd/32.png) [@GuiriEnEspana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuiriEnEspana)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-reunion-day-one/776577/1220 "2017-01-15T20:41:26Z")
Farewell Normal Phase, Septimus and Lakai. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-reunion-day-one/776577.md?page=60) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-reunion-day-one/776577.md?page=62)