# Mafia Reunion - Day One **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 7, 2017, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-reunion-day-one/776577 "2017-01-07T22:01:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 62
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-reunion-day-one/776577/1221 "2017-01-15T20:42:00Z")
Not a good start, folks. ---
**Author:** ![Plumpudding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Plumpudding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plumpudding)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-reunion-day-one/776577/1222 "2017-01-15T20:45:44Z")
Damn! Sorry Lakai! Well, that confirms septimus’ claim… And we lost the Investiagtive Journalist too… ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-reunion-day-one/776577/1223 "2017-01-15T20:49:52Z")
Of course the D1 lynch happened. How did you think **Lakai** , the vote leader, died? Losing the Investigative Journalist sucks, of course, but this is why we have an understudy. Unless we lose the Cop or the Seer tonight (knock wood, I hope not!), the Understudy should probably pick up the Investigative Journalist role. The simplest interpretation of that set of kills is that the Mafia killed **Normal** , and the Wolf Outrider killed **septimus** , who apparently was actually self-protecting (I was kind of hoping that he wouldn’t, just to fake out the Outrider). Apparently the Wolves didn’t share **septimus** ’ assessment that he wasn’t worth killing, because he didn’t interfere with him. Alternately, of course, it’s possible that **septimus** wasn’t self-protecting, and one of those deaths was from a third party. We’ll know more by Dusk 2, I guess (when it’d be obvious if we again have a second non-lynch death). ---
**Author:** ![bufftabby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/77aa72/32.png) [@bufftabby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bufftabby)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-reunion-day-one/776577/1224 "2017-01-15T20:52:29Z")
> [@bufftabby](#): > > Wait…so the D1 lynch did or didn’t happen? > Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk I’m asking because I don’t see a lynch result anywhere. What am I missing? Obviously _something_ since y’all are acting like I’m wackadoodle for asking. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-reunion-day-one/776577/1225 "2017-01-15T20:56:39Z")
The lynch result is “Lakai is dead. He was a Vanilla Townie.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-reunion-day-one/776577/1226 "2017-01-15T20:58:06Z")
> [@bufftabby](#): > > I’m asking because I don’t see a lynch result anywhere. What am I missing? Obviously _something_ since y’all are acting like I’m wackadoodle for asking. The Poet’s Corner: Deathly verse interpreted. How the **lynch** stole town lives by Dr. NAF All the townies in Doperville liked vote counts a lot But the mods, who counted votes for the lynch mob –Did Not The mod’s HATED vote counts and the whole voting season Though don’t ask me why no one quite knows the reason. Perhaps it was because their shoes were too tight Or because NAF’s dusty mind never typed them quite right But whatever the reason, tight shoes or brain dust The votes they did count, because vote counts are a must. Lakai is dead. He was a Vanilla Townie. But lynching is not all the end of Day action. ToDay Normal Phase was also killed by a faction Or townie who thought she really should die. When the mods found this out they all started to cry. Normal Phase is dead. She was the Investigative Journalist. Death color to write? NAF insisted on rhyme! But there is too much to do when will we have the time? Story rolled up his sleeves and started to work Then a death order came in for Septimus “jerks! “ Story screamed. Will the requests never end? More actions came in, but we can’t share them friend. Finally, Septimus is dead. He was the EMT. Is that any clearer? ---
**Author:** ![bufftabby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/77aa72/32.png) [@bufftabby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bufftabby)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-reunion-day-one/776577/1227 "2017-01-15T20:58:41Z")
> [@bufftabby](#): > > I’m asking because I don’t see a lynch result anywhere. What am I missing? Obviously _something_ since y’all are acting like I’m wackadoodle for asking. Ok, so I just checked outside of Tapatalk. Lakai’s name/result straight up did not show for me on Tapatalk, but does from my browser. So I’m not dumb, Tapatalk is. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-reunion-day-one/776577/1228 "2017-01-15T21:01:44Z")
Really? That’s weird. Did the other deaths show up? ---
**Author:** ![bufftabby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/77aa72/32.png) [@bufftabby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bufftabby)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-reunion-day-one/776577/1229 "2017-01-15T21:05:08Z")
Yeah, everything else did. That’s why I was so confused. It didn’t show up in the color or in the recap at the end. The other deaths didn’t show up in the color, just the recap. I even took screenshots to make sure I wasn’t having flashbacks. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![bufftabby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/77aa72/32.png) [@bufftabby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bufftabby)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-reunion-day-one/776577/1230 "2017-01-15T21:10:27Z")
(I guess none of the deaths show up precisely in the color, I was reading too much into Pepperwinkle’s post above. He merely interpolated the info we were given.) Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-reunion-day-one/776577/1231 "2017-01-15T21:16:28Z")
Yeah, Lakai didn’t show up in Tapatalk at all. I was really confused. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-reunion-day-one/776577/1232 "2017-01-15T21:22:24Z")
Does anyone have an easy link to the role description doc and rules post? I need to bookmark them and can’t find them now. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-reunion-day-one/776577/1233 "2017-01-15T21:28:32Z")
[I was just looking it up myself](https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XVWkU49fRxu3ukJ6EVZ8Q11VrC9JjW9LHnaIMlgi-zU/edit) ---
**Author:** ![Plumpudding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Plumpudding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plumpudding)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-reunion-day-one/776577/1234 "2017-01-15T21:28:45Z")
> **[Mafia Reunion Role PM's Public](https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XVWkU49fRxu3ukJ6EVZ8Q11VrC9JjW9LHnaIMlgi-zU/edit)** > > THE ROLES Town Roles Welcome to the game; you are A Townsperson. ALIGNMENT: Town YOU WIN if at any checkpoint (Dawn or Dusk) all 14 Scum players (Wolves + Mafia) are dead. BACKGROUND: Hello! Glad you could join us. We’ll be getting started... [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19895637&postcount=2](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19895637&postcount=2) ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-reunion-day-one/776577/1235 "2017-01-15T21:59:04Z")
Thanks! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-reunion-day-one/776577/1236 "2017-01-15T22:00:40Z")
Ok, back on a real keyboard/monitor for the first time since Tuesday. I guess I’ll start a reread of…_checks posts_ **1200 POSTS!?!?** Gah. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-reunion-day-one/776577/1237 "2017-01-15T22:12:38Z")
Ok, so Lakai got lynched (sorry I gave you a hard time for so long). Septimus got targeted because of his EMTiness. Why did Normal Phase get targeted? Too jabbery? She was the biggest poster…but was she on to something? ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-reunion-day-one/776577/1238 "2017-01-15T22:23:17Z")
Well fuck. Sorry Lakai. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-reunion-day-one/776577/1239 "2017-01-15T22:32:19Z")
_lights candles, scrawls a pentagram on the floor, sacrifices a goat, and begins chanting_ Septimuuuuusss, if you can hear me from beyond the grave, can you post a final vote count with you new fancy roooooobot? ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-reunion-day-one/776577/1240 "2017-01-15T22:55:45Z")
Well, I guess I can make do with the mods’ offcial EoD vote count, if septimuseses robot died with him… Dear Humblest of Narrators, how about an official EoD vote count? Pleaseandthanksyou’reawesomes! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-reunion-day-one/776577.md?page=61) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-reunion-day-one/776577.md?page=63)