# Mafia Reunion - NIGHT ZERO **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2017, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-reunion-night-zero/776315 "2017-01-04T16:43:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 383
**Author:** ![sachertorte](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sachertorte/32/3727_2.png) [@sachertorte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sachertorte)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-reunion-night-zero/776315/383 "2017-01-06T21:57:47Z")
Okay. This night is kind of boring, so it’s story time with Uncle Sachertorte: The story of the so-called Monkgate: Long long ago there was a mafia game hosted by Blaster Master that was quite large (like this one!) and had 4 Masons (like this one!). But in the game long ago, they were called Monks. Early on, Monk storyteller got killed in the night and the monks were all very sad. ☹ The game was designed to have lots of kills, but the killing roles got killed and the game moved very slowly. 😕 Monk sachertorte went on a fabulous European vacation in real life and was away for two weeks. 🆒 Townies were angry at sachertorte for leaving them (we had a lot of attrition and substitutes in that game) :mad: Scum were super nice to sachertorte because they are lying scum :smack: Just before Monk sachertorte left, Monk nesta was forced to claim :eek: Monk sachertorte decided not to claim with her and stay secret since Monk Cometothedarksidewehavecookies was also there and still kicking and hidden. Monk nesta was viciously murdered by scum ☹ Monk sachertorte was touring the Mediterranean with Mickey Mouse 🆒 Town was not doing so hot and lynched many non-scum ☹ Scummy scum Idle Thoughts claims Monk! :dubious: Monk Cometothedarksidewehavecookies counterclaims 🙂 Scummy scum Idle Thoughts has scummy scum I-don’t-remember-who also claim to be the 4th and final monk :eek: Monk Cometothedarksidewehavecookies isn’t able to have Monk sachertorte counterclaim with her since he’s living it up on the Disney Magic. (sorry) A convenient excuse Scum/Town proclaim. “Hey I’m back, what’d I miss?” Monk sachertorte returns 😃 Then shit gets real. :eek: Much arguing and stuff. :mad: Mystic-of-some-sort (backup Investigator) MHaye interjects, “I investigated sachertorte, he is Town” 🙂 “But he could be recruited, you don’t know that he’s _still_ Town” scum proclaim. ☹ More arguing and stuff. :mad: “Uh, bullshit” MHaye proclaims, "I investigated sachertorte and he came back as Monk. Monks are immune to recruitment. “MHaye must be scum too!” the scum proclaim “sachertorte must be the whatever-the-godfather-was-called-in-that-game and MHaye was recruited” :dubious: “Seriously?” Monk sachertorte was getting tired of the bullshit. :mad: Discussion of Occam’s razor blah blah blah. 😕 Idle Swings and is found to be scum, huzzah! 😃 Monk sachertorte is super mellow from meditating in the Mediterranean and isn’t dealing well with some of the game conversation and leaves the game (one of my biggest regrets) :o Other weird stuff happens. It was a pretty weird game. 😕 Endgame Monk Cometothedarksidewehavecookies has to choose who is the final scum, rereads the entire game and nails the last scum. 😃 [At least, that’s how I remember it 😃] --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-reunion-night-zero/776315)._