# Mafia: Simpletown

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [March 27, 2008, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974 "2008-03-27T21:40:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 35

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**Author:** ![Nanook\_of\_the\_North\_Shore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc8723/32.png) [@Nanook\_of\_the\_North\_Shore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nanook_of_the_North_Shore)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2008, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/681 "2008-04-10T20:00:22Z")

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[QUOTE=WF Tomba]  
OK, I’ve got what I hope is a solid contribution now.

Rather than try to evaluate the case against each player, which would have taken forever, I decided to analyze Day 1 voting patterns with an eye to how each vote and unvote _helped_ and _hurt_ other players. The particular formula I used I may reveal later.

The results of my analysis suggest that four players operated as a team on Day 1 to shift the voting away from **fluiddruid** and onto **Menocchio** :

**fluiddruid**  
**peekercpa**  
**Nanook of the North Shore**  
**zuma** (or if not him then **MadTheSwine** )

I suspect all our Mafia are in this list. In light of this, I would like to shift my vote to a player whose scumminess I am more sure of, but at this point all I would be doing is possibly saving **MadTheSwine** and hanging **pedescribe** , of whom I have no suspicions. So I’ll leave my vote where it is.  
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I was in the middle of responding to this when I saw Mad’s claim on preview. I don’t think I have time to fully go into now, since the day ends in like a minute, so I’ll just say that your logic is flawed as hell. My first post Tomorrow will go over it in more detail.

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**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2008, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/682 "2008-04-10T20:00:26Z")

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Well, sorry for giving you such a hard time about Detective strategy, dude. ☹

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**Author:** ![Trepa\_Mayfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2008, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/683 "2008-04-10T20:00:24Z")

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MTS, there is no town reason to claim so late. A claim two, three hours ahead, even ONE hour ahead of time will allow us to reason our way to a new candidate. A late-claim like this will end with a suprise lynch and an “Oops, sorry”.  
It is very scummy to prevent people from reasoning, wether by time or by attacks, and you’ve done both. My vote stands.

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**Author:** ![Nanook\_of\_the\_North\_Shore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc8723/32.png) [@Nanook\_of\_the\_North\_Shore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nanook_of_the_North_Shore)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2008, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/684 "2008-04-10T20:01:57Z")

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[QUOTE=MadTheSwine]  
Well I’m dead anyway,guess it don’t really matter. Just hoping pedescribe is scum so i don’t go out in complete failure.  
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Not necessarily dead. I THINK, but am not sure, that I forced a tie at least.

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**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2008, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/685 "2008-04-10T20:03:39Z")

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[QUOTE=pedescribe]  
MTS, there is no town reason to claim so late. A claim two, three hours ahead, even ONE hour ahead of time will allow us to reason our way to a new candidate. A late-claim like this will end with a suprise lynch and an “Oops, sorry”.  
It is very scummy to prevent people from reasoning, wether by time or by attacks, and you’ve done both. My vote stands.  
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Trying not to claim to leave us wide open was the reason.

Really??? Your vote stands???Golly.

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**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2008, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/686 "2008-04-10T20:04:48Z")

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[QUOTE=Nanook of the North Shore]  
Not necessarily dead. I THINK, but am not sure, that I forced a tie at least.  
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I meant dead tonight if not today.

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**Author:** ![Nanook\_of\_the\_North\_Shore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc8723/32.png) [@Nanook\_of\_the\_North\_Shore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nanook_of_the_North_Shore)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2008, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/687 "2008-04-10T20:06:40Z")

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[QUOTE=MadTheSwine]  
I meant dead tonight if not today.  
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Oh almost certainly. Unless you’re lying of course, in which case we get to play the lovely home game version of WIFOM.

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**Author:** ![Nanook\_of\_the\_North\_Shore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc8723/32.png) [@Nanook\_of\_the\_North\_Shore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nanook_of_the_North_Shore)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2008, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/688 "2008-04-10T20:09:39Z")

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Sach needs to get in here already, I’m dying from the suspense. I’m sitting here at work and hitting refresh every minute and it’s killing me.

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Cream\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9f8e36/32.png) [@Ice\_Cream\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Cream_Man)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2008, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/689 "2008-04-10T20:10:12Z")

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Yeah, I just got home and I’m refreshing every 20 seconds!

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**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2008, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/690 "2008-04-10T20:21:51Z")

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Just have to say… **Mad** , I saw that coming, I just wish you had done it earlier in the Day…

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**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2008, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/691 "2008-04-10T20:25:12Z")

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Wow, so…what happens when there is a tie in this game? (The Day did end with a tie right?)

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Cream\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9f8e36/32.png) [@Ice\_Cream\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Cream_Man)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2008, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/692 "2008-04-10T20:26:00Z")

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[QUOTE=NAF1138]  
Wow, so…what happens when there is a tie in this game? (The Day did end with a tie right?)  
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Random lynch

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**Author:** ![ShadowFacts](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shadowfacts/32/2934_2.png) [@ShadowFacts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShadowFacts)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2008, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/693 "2008-04-10T20:27:01Z")

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[QUOTE=Ice Cream Man]  
Random lynch  
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More fully:

[QUOTE=sachertorte]  
Ties will be resolved by random lynch of the tied vote-getters.  
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**Author:** ![sachertorte](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sachertorte/32/3727_2.png) [@sachertorte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sachertorte)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2008, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/694 "2008-04-10T20:28:41Z")

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Grrr.

From the Rules:

> [@](#):
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> Ties are bad. Don’t do them.

I hate ties because it hinges the outcome on a random event. This makes me sad, so I will make you suffer and wait. (No actually I had a dentist appointment that took for freaking forever… And a tie… Now I have to recount all the votes to make sure there isn’t a mistake. So hold on a bit longer:

preliminary result:  
1 - Blaster Master (peekercpa)  
5 - pedescribe (NAF1138, Ice Cream Man, fluiddruid, MadTheSwine, Nanook of the North Shore)  
5 - MadTheSwine (WF Tomba, Sitnam, ShadowFacts, bufftabby, pedescribe)  
2 - fluiddruid (Blaster Master, Mind Wanderer)

More soon.

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**Author:** ![sachertorte](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sachertorte/32/3727_2.png) [@sachertorte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sachertorte)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2008, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/695 "2008-04-10T20:47:10Z")

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I should have trusted my anal-retentiveness. The preliminary result is correct.

Final Day Two vote count:  
1 - Blaster Master (peekercpa)  
5 - pedescribe (NAF1138, Ice Cream Man, fluiddruid, MadTheSwine, Nanook of the North Shore)  
5 - MadTheSwine (WF Tomba, Sitnam, ShadowFacts, bufftabby, pedescribe)  
2 - fluiddruid (Blaster Master, Mind Wanderer)

A flip of a coin yields the result that **MadTheSwine** must die. **pedescribe** escapes death, for now (though if he doesn’t get a full account soon, there might be hell to pay when his account expires).

MadTheSwine, the Lead Assassin is dead.

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**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2008, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/696 "2008-04-10T20:50:35Z")

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Wow… I guess that explains that. Looks like I have some re-evaluating to do.

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**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2008, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/697 "2008-04-10T20:50:45Z")

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Darn

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**Author:** ![sachertorte](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sachertorte/32/3727_2.png) [@sachertorte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sachertorte)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2008, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/698 "2008-04-10T20:51:27Z")

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1. Blaster Master
2. bufftabby
3. IceCreamMan
4. zuma
5. pedescribe
6. WF Tomba
7. Koldanar NAF1138
8. MindWanderer
9. [del]Queen of Town[/del] Doctor
10. [del]MadTheSwine[/del] Lead Assassin
11. Nanook of the North Shore
12. ShadowFacts
13. [del]Menocchio[/del] Simpleton
14. peekercpa
15. Sitnam
16. fluiddruid

Menocchio, Simpleton, lynched Day One  
Queen of Town, Doctor, killed Night One  
MadTheSwine, Lead Assassin, lynched Day Two

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**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2008, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/699 "2008-04-10T20:58:21Z")

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Well I feel vindicated.

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**Author:** ![Nanook\_of\_the\_North\_Shore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc8723/32.png) [@Nanook\_of\_the\_North\_Shore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nanook_of_the_North_Shore)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2008, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/700 "2008-04-10T20:59:07Z")

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Guess I should have stuck with my intial instinct then. Glad the dice role went our way. Go town!

What’s a lead assassin? Is that just a fancy name for scum? Maybe a Godfather type?

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