# Mafia: Simpletown **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [March 27, 2008, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974 "2008-03-27T21:40:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 47
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2008, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/921 "2008-04-18T06:06:09Z")
[QUOTE=peekercpa] Fair enough. It still feels a little cliquey, though. I mean I know we don’t have a **ROosh** but it still feels a little “red haired stepchildish”. [/QUOTE] Somebody Call for a **Roosh**? :dubious: I hear you guys have a Mafia problem 'round dis here parts. And since I just spent the day catching up on this game… I guess I can come in and whip y’all into shape. know just what to do in this situations: Pour me a stiff one, and leave it in the cooler, I’ll be back after the weekend, as I’m heading out of town in Real Life. :smack: Please, don’t kill me you gastards… I’m gonna miss the first couple parts of the Day and everything… ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Nanook\_of\_the\_North\_Shore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc8723/32.png) [@Nanook\_of\_the\_North\_Shore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nanook_of_the_North_Shore)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2008, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/922 "2008-04-18T13:32:54Z")
I’m sorry I wasn’t able to get back before the end of the Day. Stupid dental work. At least I don’t have to go back for a bit this time. ---
**Author:** ![bufftabby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/77aa72/32.png) [@bufftabby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bufftabby)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2008, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/923 "2008-04-18T15:20:09Z")
Sorry, peek, no Air Supply karaoke for me. If we’re doing the 80s, I’m more of a hair metal kinda girl. How about some 90s action? \ I’ll make a shoehorn outta your skin I’ll make a lampshade of durable skin And oh, don’t you know that I’m always feelin’ able When I’m sittin’ home and I’m carving out your navel When will I realize that this skin I’m in Hey, it isn’t mine And when will the kill be too much meat for me to hide? Thank you, ladies and gentlemen; I’ll be here all week. Hey, don’t throw stuff! On a side note, _are_ there any ladies left, or is it all gentlemen now, plus buff? Vaginas are a scum tell! ---
**Author:** ![Trepa\_Mayfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2008, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/924 "2008-04-18T22:51:14Z")
Um…why is RoOsh so scary? ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2008, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/925 "2008-04-18T23:06:13Z")
Cripes: Read an off board game. I post a lot but in small tid bits. **Blaster Master** post less frequently, but with more length and girth. :). Marry the two and you have War and Peace written several times a day. That be **RoOsh**. My two cents, for what it is worth. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2008, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/926 "2008-04-18T23:32:22Z")
And obviously the 🙂 should have been ;). I like **Blaster Master** but in a platonic way. Besides, the missus already bitches about how little of the bed she has. ---
**Author:** ![bufftabby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/77aa72/32.png) [@bufftabby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bufftabby)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2008, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/927 "2008-04-19T01:31:48Z")
Everybody always talks about the off-board games, but I’ve never seen a link… ---
**Author:** ![RyJae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9d8465/32.png) [@RyJae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RyJae)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2008, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/928 "2008-04-19T01:33:54Z")
[QUOTE=bufftabby] Everybody always talks about the off-board games, but I’ve never seen a link… [/QUOTE] [http://psychopathgame.proboards106.com/index.cgi](http://psychopathgame.proboards106.com/index.cgi) I think thats the main page. ---
**Author:** ![bufftabby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/77aa72/32.png) [@bufftabby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bufftabby)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2008, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/929 "2008-04-19T06:28:54Z")
Thanks, **ryjae**! Now I don’t feel so left out. Now, if I could just figure out why I keep seeing goat and squid tracks all over the place. I just hope it’s not tentacle porn related… ---
**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2008, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/930 "2008-04-19T06:35:34Z")
[QUOTE=peekercpa] Cripes: Read an off board game. I post a lot but in small tid bits. **Blaster Master** post less frequently, but with more length and girth. :). Marry the two and you have War and Peace written several times a day. That be **RoOsh**. My two cents, for what it is worth. [/QUOTE] Agreed, Roosh posts LOTS of LONG convoluted posts. They ALWAYS meander, they NEVER make sense, and they give you a headache. Imagine reading one of my math posts, except it’s not math, just words, but makes about as much sense to the people who don’t get math. Now imagine getting about 50 of those each day (that’s day not Day). Oh, and he’s a Gloody Gastard! ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2008, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/931 "2008-04-19T10:48:40Z")
[Quote=Master Blaster] Oh, and he’s a Gloody Gastard. [/quote] Kind of like the rest of the folks on this site. I’d like to get a video of his head exploding when he sees how little traffic is occurring. Talk about immovable object and irresistable (sp?) force … This ought to bear (sp?) watching just from a scientific stand point. I’m kinda of glad that I am just along for the ride at this point. I have fulfilled my duty of being confusing/convoluted/wrong for this game. So far I have been right about one person and that one was PM’D me. And **bufftabby** the tracks lead to the kitchen. We are having calamari and broiled chops while you pleasingly give us some 90’s hair music in the background. Rolaids will be provided at intermission. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2008, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/932 "2008-04-19T11:01:01Z")
Btw. If vaginas are truly a scum tell then … You can have me. Life would not be worth living, for me, if there was not a vagina involved. Vaginas need to stay until such time their presence requires MD appointments and the application of cream that bleaches the bed sheets. ---
**Author:** ![RyJae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9d8465/32.png) [@RyJae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RyJae)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2008, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/933 "2008-04-19T14:01:08Z")
[QUOTE=bufftabby] Thanks, **ryjae**! Now I don’t feel so left out. Now, if I could just figure out why I keep seeing goat and squid tracks all over the place. I just hope it’s not tentacle porn related… [/QUOTE] No it isn’t, nor is it pee related. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![bufftabby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/77aa72/32.png) [@bufftabby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bufftabby)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2008, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/934 "2008-04-19T14:54:07Z")
My reputation, as always, precedes me! ---
**Author:** ![bufftabby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/77aa72/32.png) [@bufftabby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bufftabby)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2008, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/935 "2008-04-19T20:10:14Z")
Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey! I am ready for this day to start while work is still slow! ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2008, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/936 "2008-04-19T23:02:41Z")
[Oog] **bufftabby** How do you refresh on your Blackberry?[/oog] ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/937 "2008-04-20T00:51:03Z")
OK Sach: enough is enough. Be I dead or be I live? ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/938 "2008-04-20T01:11:14Z")
Can we talk yet, cause I’m full of it? ---
**Author:** ![bufftabby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/77aa72/32.png) [@bufftabby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bufftabby)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/939 "2008-04-20T01:52:04Z")
Peek, “r” be the button ye seek! Arrr, matey! Don’t scroll down until the page is fully loaded, and it will take you right back to where you were, but with the benefit of any additional posts appearing below! (My BB got a bit wet last night, and most of the buttons just typed out “qa” over and over! Buff was so mad! Then I dropped it, and then I had no troubles! ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/940 "2008-04-20T01:59:28Z")
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