# Mafia: Simpletown **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [March 27, 2008, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974 "2008-03-27T21:40:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 58
**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/1141 "2008-04-24T19:54:41Z")
[QUOTE=ShadowFacts] NETA: **pedescribe** , if you have no objections to a **MW** lynch, would you mind changing your vote to him? By my count, he is only 1 vote ahead of **RyJae** , so it’s possible a scummy **MW** could come in at the last second and force a tie, which wouldn’t be the end of the world, but better to avoid that if possible. [/QUOTE] I wouldn’t be worried… IF a scummy **MW** did that, he wouldn’t be helping himself, and he’d still be gimping the scum, and we can lynch him Tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![sachertorte](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sachertorte/32/3727_2.png) [@sachertorte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sachertorte)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/1142 "2008-04-24T20:07:49Z")
MindWanderer has failed to meet the minimum post requirements and according to the rules must be removed from… “Not so fast!” cried the Town. And they decide to lynch him instead. 2 - RyJae (RoOsh, pedescribe) 5 - Mind Wanderer (ShadowFacts, NAF1138, peekercpa, Blaster Master, Nanook of the North Shore) 2 - Nanook of the North Shore (bufftabby, RyJae) MindWanderer, an Assassin is dead. ---
**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/1143 "2008-04-24T20:08:16Z")
**Sachetorte** , where’s our beautiful death scene? ---
**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/1144 "2008-04-24T20:09:28Z")
Two down, two to go. ---
**Author:** ![sachertorte](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sachertorte/32/3727_2.png) [@sachertorte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sachertorte)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/1145 "2008-04-24T20:09:48Z")
1. Blaster Master 2. bufftabby 3. IceCreamMan Ryjae 4. zuma RoOsh 5. pedescribe 6. [del]WF Tomba[/del] Simpleton 7. Koldanar NAF1138 8. [del]MindWanderer[del] Assassin 9. [del]Queen of Town[/del] Doctor 10. [del]MadTheSwine[/del] Lead Assassin 11. Nanook of the North Shore 12. ShadowFacts 13. [del]Menocchio[/del] Simpleton 14. peekercpa 15. [del]Sitnam[/del] Simpleton 16. [del]fluiddruid[/del] Simpleton Menocchio, Simpleton, lynched Day One Queen of Town, Doctor, killed Night One MadTheSwine, Lead Assassin, lynched Day Two Sitnam, Simpleton, killed Night Two fluiddruid, Simpleton, lynched Day Three WF Tomba, Simpleton, killed Night Three MindWanderer, Assassin, lynched Day Four ---
**Author:** ![Nanook\_of\_the\_North\_Shore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc8723/32.png) [@Nanook\_of\_the\_North\_Shore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nanook_of_the_North_Shore)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/1146 "2008-04-24T20:14:07Z")
Nice. I’m glad to see I’m not a total idiot when it comes to these things. One or two to go. Barkeep, drinks on me! ---
**Author:** ![bufftabby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/77aa72/32.png) [@bufftabby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bufftabby)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/1147 "2008-04-24T20:15:36Z")
Nice job, guys! ---
**Author:** ![ShadowFacts](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shadowfacts/32/2934_2.png) [@ShadowFacts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShadowFacts)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/1148 "2008-04-24T20:17:11Z")
[QUOTE=Nanook of the North Shore] Nice. I’m glad to see I’m not a total idiot when it comes to these things. One or two to go. Barkeep, drinks on me! [/QUOTE] Pour me a double shot of Sweet Redemption! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/1149 "2008-04-24T22:18:48Z")
Yippe O Kye EE. Finally got a vote on a bad guy 🙂 for a lame reason ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Trepa\_Mayfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2008, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/1150 "2008-04-25T00:44:28Z")
Phew! I would’ve moved my vote if I knew MindWanderer hadn’t been posting enough, but all’s well that ends well. ---
**Author:** ![ShadowFacts](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shadowfacts/32/2934_2.png) [@ShadowFacts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShadowFacts)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2008, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/1151 "2008-04-25T14:39:58Z")
While we’ve got nothing to do, I should mention that I am going on a short vacation starting tomorrow, which will last the whole of the next Day. I expect to have internet access, but I also expect my contribution will be less than normal. Just a heads up. ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2008, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/1152 "2008-04-25T15:31:03Z")
[QUOTE=ShadowFacts] While we’ve got nothing to do, I should mention that I am going on a short vacation starting tomorrow, which will last the whole of the next Day. I expect to have internet access, but I also expect my contribution will be less than normal. Just a heads up. [/QUOTE] Cool. Going anywhere fun? ---
**Author:** ![ShadowFacts](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shadowfacts/32/2934_2.png) [@ShadowFacts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShadowFacts)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2008, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/1153 "2008-04-25T15:53:51Z")
[QUOTE=NAF1138] Cool. Going anywhere fun? [/QUOTE] Off to Denver, Colorado, which I hope will be fun! (If anyone knows any “must see/eat/experience” things in and around Denver, feel free to let me know!) 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![bufftabby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/77aa72/32.png) [@bufftabby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bufftabby)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2008, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/1154 "2008-04-25T18:31:45Z")
Left Hand Brewery! (_Pretty sure_ that’s in Denver, rather than Boulder) ---
**Author:** ![ShadowFacts](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shadowfacts/32/2934_2.png) [@ShadowFacts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShadowFacts)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2008, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/1155 "2008-04-25T20:10:18Z")
[QUOTE=bufftabby] Left Hand Brewery! (_Pretty sure_ that’s in Denver, rather than Boulder) [/QUOTE] Noted - thanks! ---
**Author:** ![sachertorte](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sachertorte/32/3727_2.png) [@sachertorte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sachertorte)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2008, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/1156 "2008-04-26T21:47:14Z")
To the surprise of no one NAF, The Detective, is dead. ---
**Author:** ![Trepa\_Mayfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2008, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/1157 "2008-04-26T22:12:42Z")
Bad news. But at least we know that RyJae wasn’t thrown under the bus, and Blaster Master and I are confirmed town. Without further ado: Vote RyJye BTW…RyJae, if you are a miller…I feel for you, man. Nobody expected that. ---
**Author:** ![bufftabby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/77aa72/32.png) [@bufftabby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bufftabby)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2008, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/1158 "2008-04-26T22:45:15Z")
I’m glad that we’ve got BlaM and pedescribe confirmed for real. I’m not convinced that a ryjae vote is the way to go though. Basically, Nanook, RoOsh and I are the three unknowns. I’m less convinced toDay than I was yesterDay that Nanook is scum. Not because I especially think RoOsh is, I’ve just lost my certainty. So that’s where I’m at. I have a feeling my opinion doesn’t count for anything at this point anyway, but I’m gonna share it anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2008, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/1159 "2008-04-27T00:23:07Z")
I propose we play this Day much like we did the last one. We now have 4 confirmed townies, 3 unconfirmed, and 1 probable scum. Lynching **Ryjae** won’t generate any new information that will help us locate the last scum, so I’d rather just lynch him if we are lacking consensus on which of the 3 unconfirmeds is scummiest. At this point, I’m still most suspicious of **bufftabby** , so I’m going to put my vote there for now with the intention of doing some analysis of both **RoOsh** and **Nanook** before settling. vote **bufftabby** ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2008, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/1160 "2008-04-27T00:24:14Z")
Sorry to see yo go **NAF1138** but at least your death alleviates a lot of my paranoia. My first inclination would be to string up **RyJaye** but I am not sure that this knee jerk reaction is correct. Back in a bit. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974.md?page=57) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974.md?page=59)