# Mafia: Simpletown **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [March 27, 2008, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974 "2008-03-27T21:40:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 65
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/1281 "2008-05-01T19:52:55Z")
> [@ShadowFacts](#): > > This time, we lynch RyJae toDay. He comes up Miller and scum kill me. That leaves us with: > > peekercpa - mason > Blaster Master - town > pedescribe - town > bufftabby - unknown > Nanook - unknown > RoOsh - unknown > > That puts us at 4-2, with 2 scum hiding in a pool of 3. This is sort-of LYLO, but not exactly due to the 50-50 tie rule. Not a good place to be, though. But if we are operating on the assumption that miller = 3 scum, then in this scenario it would still be 5 -1. ---
**Author:** ![ShadowFacts](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shadowfacts/32/2934_2.png) [@ShadowFacts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShadowFacts)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/1282 "2008-05-01T19:57:13Z")
[QUOTE=peekercpa] But if we are operating on the assumption that miller = 3 scum, then in this scenario it would still be 5 -1. [/QUOTE] You’re right - my bad. ---
**Author:** ![bufftabby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/77aa72/32.png) [@bufftabby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bufftabby)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/1283 "2008-05-01T19:58:51Z")
[QUOTE=pedescribe] My theroy: he and either RoOsh or Bufftabby (if I’m right, it’s probably bufftabby, since RoOsh is working on her, and she’s the highest vote getter, so he’s trying to distince himself from that whole mess) are working to lose the town by this: Lynch a townie today, then RyJae takes a dive. While town is distracted, the last scum builds up massive townie cred, and we lose the coin flip on the last day. It’s a good plan, but scum smoke machines are generally easier to spot than unknown smoke machines. [/QUOTE] I don’t understand what you mean. Please tell me Tomorrow what you’re saying that I am doing, and who it is that’s distancing himself from what. Too many pronouns! Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/1284 "2008-05-01T20:00:06Z")
Really quick. The events of Today, looking over the votes, leads me to favor **RoOsh** as the last scum over bufftabby, in the event that I don’t survive the Night. Of course, that’s not worth a whole lot given that I don’t have any time to explain. So take it for what it’s worth. ---
**Author:** ![Trepa\_Mayfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/1285 "2008-05-01T20:01:13Z")
Okay…why are we getting ads about broken marriages? ---
**Author:** ![Nanook\_of\_the\_North\_Shore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc8723/32.png) [@Nanook\_of\_the\_North\_Shore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nanook_of_the_North_Shore)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/1286 "2008-05-01T20:02:50Z")
I’m tempted by the Rob Zombie ring tones myself. Hmm zombies…Mafia…is Kat about to show in a cheerleader outfit? Or maybe Ryjae will be…_shudder_ ---
**Author:** ![RyJae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9d8465/32.png) [@RyJae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RyJae)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/1287 "2008-05-01T20:07:07Z")
I couldn’t connect to see my own death come about. ☹ That really sucked. Stoopid net. ---
**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/1288 "2008-05-01T20:38:18Z")
[QUOTE=RyJae] I couldn’t connect to see my own death come about. ☹ That really sucked. Stoopid net. [/QUOTE] It’s okay, you scummy scum, no on will mourn you. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Nanook\_of\_the\_North\_Shore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc8723/32.png) [@Nanook\_of\_the\_North\_Shore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nanook_of_the_North_Shore)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/1289 "2008-05-01T20:42:55Z")
You ever notice how time drags when you’re waiting to find out if you just killed an innocent man or righteously struck down the guilty? No? Nevermind then. ---
**Author:** ![RyJae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9d8465/32.png) [@RyJae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RyJae)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/1290 "2008-05-01T20:43:22Z")
[QUOTE=Blaster Master] It’s okay, you scummy scum, no on will mourn you. 😛 [/QUOTE] I take offense to that, I am not scummy I just showered! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![RyJae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9d8465/32.png) [@RyJae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RyJae)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/1291 "2008-05-01T20:44:40Z")
[QUOTE=Nanook of the North Shore] You ever notice how time drags when you’re waiting to find out if you just killed an innocent man or righteously struck down the guilty? No? Nevermind then. [/QUOTE] Real quick before I’m officially dead, buy me a drink, make sure bufftabby doesn’t touch it though. (peeophobia) 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Nanook\_of\_the\_North\_Shore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc8723/32.png) [@Nanook\_of\_the\_North\_Shore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nanook_of_the_North_Shore)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/1292 "2008-05-01T20:46:20Z")
[QUOTE=RyJae] Real quick before I’m officially dead, buy me a drink, make sure bufftabby doesn’t touch it though. (peeophobia) 🙂 [/QUOTE] I dunno. Are you scummy or not? We don’t serve scum around these parts. ---
**Author:** ![Nanook\_of\_the\_North\_Shore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc8723/32.png) [@Nanook\_of\_the\_North\_Shore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nanook_of_the_North_Shore)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/1293 "2008-05-01T20:47:41Z")
And someone needs to poke Dio and/or Roosh in the offboard game. The way that thing has ground to a halt is so boring. ---
**Author:** ![RyJae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9d8465/32.png) [@RyJae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RyJae)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/1294 "2008-05-01T20:50:22Z")
[QUOTE=Nanook of the North Shore] I dunno. Are you scummy or not? We don’t serve scum around these parts. [/QUOTE] Oh I see how it is. And all I want is a cold drink, before my hangin’ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/1295 "2008-05-01T20:52:27Z")
Oh, sure, I go leave and run errands and when I come back everyone finally says its a good idea to lynch the one guy i wanted dead from the start? Sheesh, I shoulda just stuck with my gut then and let you guys come to me. (-\_-) ---
**Author:** ![Nanook\_of\_the\_North\_Shore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc8723/32.png) [@Nanook\_of\_the\_North\_Shore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nanook_of_the_North_Shore)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/1296 "2008-05-01T20:53:22Z")
[QUOTE=RoOsh] Oh, sure, I go leave and run errands and when I come back everyone finally says its a good idea to lynch the one guy i wanted dead from the start? Sheesh, I shoulda just stuck with my gut then and let you guys come to me. (-\_-) [/QUOTE] Stop whining and go end the day in the Batman game. I want to see if DBI was lying or not. ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/1297 "2008-05-01T20:53:46Z")
We’re just waiting for YOU guys in the offboard games. I wanted it over by Tuesday, but then everyone had to go AND UNVOTE and irk the Day mod, who then made the deadline until Friday for those bunch of indecisive fools… They dug their graves and they should lie in it. I wanted that day over by Weds, but the inmates made it Friday by their actions. ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/1298 "2008-05-01T20:54:54Z")
[QUOTE=Nanook of the North Shore] Stop whining and go end the day in the Batman game. I want to see if DBI was lying or not. [/QUOTE] Hey I have no control over Day ends, go complain to diomedes! ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/1299 "2008-05-01T20:58:58Z")
[QUOTE=RyJae] Oh I see how it is. And all I want is a cold drink, before my hangin’ 😃 [/QUOTE] You want a cold beer? How about a Miller? ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974/1300 "2008-05-01T20:59:25Z")
[QUOTE=RoOsh] Hey I have no control over Day ends, go complain to diomedes! [/QUOTE] :the zombie detective rises from the grave: mmmm hmmm :dubious: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974.md?page=64) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-simpletown/442974.md?page=66)