# Mafia--T2: Behind the Scenes **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [September 2, 2008, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-t2-behind-the-scenes/461699 "2008-09-02T17:07:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 28
**Author:** ![Trepa\_Mayfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2008, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-t2-behind-the-scenes/461699/541 "2008-09-14T02:50:22Z")
> [@peekercpa](#): > > **Charlie, Tony Orlando and Dawn and Others** I got a yellow ribbon. I got a yellow ribbon. Gonna tie it round the old Oak tree. It’s been three long years… Gonna stay on the bus. Oooh Magic bus. Oooh magic bus. He’s a pinball wizzard… > > **Gandalf** Fool of a Took. > > **Henny Youngman**. Take my wife, please. > > Exits stage left to deafening silence. Huh? I don’t get it. If other people get it you will be modsmacked. But otherwise I’ll assume you’re just being you. ---
**Author:** ![Thing\_Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecb155/32.png) [@Thing\_Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing_Fish)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2008, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-t2-behind-the-scenes/461699/542 "2008-09-14T02:59:16Z")
> [@peekercpa](#): > > And with all the second and third place votes, para moi, I’ve gotta say that I feel like Pelosi and Palin with testicles (one leans left, the other right). > > Shiiiiiite. Call me **Lieberman** - the candidate that all can support. > > Yikes. 1. Very, very disturbing mental image. I need to upgrade from beer. Gimme one of those necro-lesbo specials, **Squiddy.** A few more herpetic sores shouldn’t make any difference. 2. In the spirit of this game, shouldn’t Schwarzenegger be the candidate all can support? 3. Am I the only one in this game who has never actually seen the movie? ---
**Author:** ![Thing\_Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecb155/32.png) [@Thing\_Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing_Fish)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2008, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-t2-behind-the-scenes/461699/543 "2008-09-14T03:01:03Z")
And on review: Just give me one of whatever\*\* peeker’s\*\* having. On second thought, make it half of one; I have to work sometime next week. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2008, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-t2-behind-the-scenes/461699/544 "2008-09-14T03:09:38Z")
> [@pedescribe](#): > > Huh? I don’t get it. If other people get it you will be modsmacked. But otherwise I’ll assume you’re just being you. Quickly. Nurse Ratchett is confused. Gather the meds. I am going for a keg. We’ll meet up at the waterfront. Ike be damned. Not a moment to lose, I tell ya’. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2008, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-t2-behind-the-scenes/461699/545 "2008-09-14T03:20:50Z")
> [@Thing\_Fish](#): > > And on review: Just give me one of whatever\*\* peeker’s\*\* having. On second thought, make it half of one; I have to work sometime next week. C’mon my friend. Just trying to differntiate the SNL crowd from the SCTV folks. 'Cause SNL blows while the old Candy SCTV just about rocks the house down. IMHO, of course. ---
**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2008, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-t2-behind-the-scenes/461699/546 "2008-09-14T03:57:35Z")
> [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](#): > > Almost Human’s the necro lesbian, not me. > > When faced with credible threats of death from all around, I find nothing’s better to sooth the mind than Dr. Squid’s Soothing Tonic of Joy. Made from all natural herbs, spices, and the waters taken from the mighty Monongahela River, this fizzy concoction will clear out your insides, refreshen the spleen, and cause sporadic naked cage dancing amongst friends and relations. > > (warning: Dr. Squid’s SToJ causes blindness, uncontrollable twitching and herpetic sores in 85% of users) I know that that’s why I love AH. I was just asking you to make up a drink in honor of our twisted romance. On a side note if I was the mod I would have made the t-800s quirk that he had to post like Arnold. Would have totlay made him getting found out early worth it. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2008, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-t2-behind-the-scenes/461699/547 "2008-09-14T04:24:46Z")
**This is not night strategizing** And on the chance that I am not alive tomorrow I’ll take another glass of sake. Cool a fortune cookie. **Fortune Cookie**. Beware those players whose names begin with **B** or **S**. Hmmm. What could it all mean? ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2008, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-t2-behind-the-scenes/461699/548 "2008-09-14T07:10:38Z")
For the record, I had nothing to do with the fortune cookie. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2008, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-t2-behind-the-scenes/461699/549 "2008-09-14T11:11:02Z")
Ok. Just so you fine folks don’t think I am daft. There is logic to all that I say. Near as I can tell I came in third in the voting yesterday. When we used to have field day when I was a peekpup if you came in third you got a yellow ribbon. Blue for the steroid folks and Red for the ones that actually had a talent (First and Second). There was also this song about tying yellow ribbons around oak trees. It ends with “… stay on the bus, forget about us …”. And the reference about the bus lead us to the Who’s Magic Bus (they blow the Stones away IMHO) who also sing about the Pinball Wizzard (Remember Tommy - absolute crap except for the music) reference. Who is the greatest Wizzard ever - Gandalf, of course. The Henny Youngman line was added just because he cracks me up. Capiche. ---
**Author:** ![Total\_Lost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e56c9b/32.png) [@Total\_Lost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Total_Lost)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2008, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-t2-behind-the-scenes/461699/550 "2008-09-14T11:22:58Z")
> [@peekercpa](#): > > There is logic to all that I say. That’s more then can be said about me - I never make sence, if I can make fun instead 😃 ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2008, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-t2-behind-the-scenes/461699/551 "2008-09-14T12:06:25Z")
> [@Total\_Lost](#): > > That’s more then can be said about me - I never make sence, if I can make fun instead 😃 And if you think that the heavy lifters are going to let either of us skate on the fun side, Whoa MaMa. To some it is a science to be dissected and analyzed down to the molecular level. To others it is a past time that transcends the day to day struggles that all of mankind experiences in a symbolic way. GD my fingers feel dirty having typed that last mush. Let’s get the boilings on the road. ---
**Author:** ![Total\_Lost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e56c9b/32.png) [@Total\_Lost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Total_Lost)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2008, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-t2-behind-the-scenes/461699/552 "2008-09-14T12:25:17Z")
> [@peekercpa](#): > > my fingers feel dirty having typed that last mush. Let’s get the boilings on the road. I personally think a dirty mind is more fun than dirty fingers - but you can’t have it all I guess 😉 ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2008, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-t2-behind-the-scenes/461699/553 "2008-09-14T12:39:00Z")
> [@Total\_Lost](#): > > I personally think a dirty mind is more fun than dirty fingers - but you can’t have it all I guess 😉 Certainly. But at times the dirty mind requires, no demands, dirty fingers. Yeeps. ---
**Author:** ![Total\_Lost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e56c9b/32.png) [@Total\_Lost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Total_Lost)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2008, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-t2-behind-the-scenes/461699/554 "2008-09-14T13:18:39Z")
> [@peekercpa](#): > > Certainly. But at times the dirty mind requires, no demands, dirty fingers. _lol_ very true indeed 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Precambrianmollusc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/precambrianmollusc/32/63_2.png) [@Precambrianmollusc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Precambrianmollusc)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2008, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-t2-behind-the-scenes/461699/555 "2008-09-14T13:55:20Z")
> [@peekercpa](#): > > Capiche. Not at all. Barman, please a lot more of whatever you suggest so I can try and figure out what peeky is on about. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2008, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-t2-behind-the-scenes/461699/556 "2008-09-14T14:05:34Z")
> [@Total\_Lost](#): > > _lol_ very true indeed 🙂 And regardless of what happens in the next hours or so I just want to say thanks. And I am sure that I will leave someone out so tough titty says the kitty but the milk tastes good. And some of these are repeats but what can you expect. **TL and AH**. Thanks for jumping in the pond. **Shadow**. How it be hanging? (I know, like a horse of course) **Santo**. I truly do want to toss a pint or two with you. Gonna’ be in Phoenix in a month or so, ready to go? 'Course this time it’s probably not a ticket but an over nighter. WTFC **MH**. Keep plodding along. Mister consistency. **Koldanar**. Typed it right. Yazzoom. **OAOW**. Not all who wander are lost. Sometimes we are just hiking. **Cookies**. Mother of Og. Hot fresh chocolate chips out of the oven with a glass of cold milk (not the low fat shit but whole milk). **Rysto**. Sorry pardner you will always be a witch in my mind. **NBC**. Woot Woot. Made in on to basic cable. And last but not least **Blam** and **Story**. I don’t trust either of you as far as I can throw you. You Mofos are scary. I’d still pop for drinks, however. During the day, of course. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2008, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-t2-behind-the-scenes/461699/557 "2008-09-14T14:57:02Z")
> [@NaturalBlondChap](#): > > Not at all. Barman, please a lot more of whatever you suggest so I can try and figure out what peeky is on about. Ok, maybe I am being whooshed. Just was doing my own convoluted six degrees of separation. But of course mine was less. Is that it? Charlie to Tony to the Who to LOTR to HY. That last pass was kind of lame but I already admitted that inclusion was merely for humor. Seriously, are you screwing with me? ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2008, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-t2-behind-the-scenes/461699/558 "2008-09-14T15:18:27Z")
And of course **NBC** this means WAR. **Peek** 4H **NBC** 2S **Peek** 5D **NBC** 3S **Peek** Nanner Nanner your mother wears army boots. **Peek** QH (mother of Og not a face card) **NBC** 3C **Peek** 10H **NBC** 10S Battle. **peek** AH **NBC** 8S Booyah. I am not making this stuff up. One more. **Peek** 9H **NBC** 4S GD, your strategy seems lame. Did anyone ever see Andy Kaufmann sing one hundred bottles of beer on the wall? ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2008, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-t2-behind-the-scenes/461699/559 "2008-09-14T15:32:08Z")
[John Madden]This is scintillating[/John Madden] **Peek** AD **NBC** 7S **Peek** KD **NBC** 6C **Peek** 3D **NBC** 5S **Peek** Can’t win 'em all and I don’t want that stinking 3 anyways. **Peek** JD **NBC** KS **Peek** Grumble Grumble. **Peek** 4D **NBC** 6S **Peek** 7H **NBC** JS More to follow after this sponsor’s break. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2008, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-t2-behind-the-scenes/461699/560 "2008-09-14T16:00:28Z")
Thanks Gillette. Now with seven pivoting heads to get to those hard to reach places. And now back to the action. **Peek** 6H **NBC** 9S **Peek** QD **NBC** AC **Peek** Piece of shit [John Madden]That’s the most emotion we have seen thus far[/John Madden] **Peek** 6D **NBC** QC **Peek** 8D **NBC** KC **Peek** JH **NBC** 8C **Peek** 2H **NBC** 2C Battle [John Madden]This could make or break this Titannic struggle[/John Madden] **Peek** 8H **NBC** 7C **Peek**. My girl is red hot your girl ain’t doodly squat. Time the eff out. The game is officially suspended since the bars are now officially open. Out through the back door and in through the front. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-t2-behind-the-scenes/461699.md?page=27) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-t2-behind-the-scenes/461699.md?page=29)