# Mafia The Game III: Kinder and Gentler

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-the-game-iii-kinder-and-gentler/400527>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [April 17, 2007, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-the-game-iii-kinder-and-gentler/400527 "2007-04-17T21:34:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-the-game-iii-kinder-and-gentler/400527/2401 "2007-06-18T15:29:25Z")

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Gahh…like I need _more_ temptation to peek into the forbidden thread.

Too bad we don’t have the ability to set things up like over on the _Hispaniola_. While it’s nice knowing that living players can’t peek in, it’s nicer not seeing the posting list.

I had the previous night here spoiled when I came into MPSIMS, scanned the thread list, and saw that **Millit** was the most recent poster to the forbidden thread. Yes, I would’ve found out 30 seconds later anyway, but I like the suspense of **Gad** ’s death posts.

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**Author:** ![DiggitCamara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df788c/32.png) [@DiggitCamara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiggitCamara)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-the-game-iii-kinder-and-gentler/400527/2402 "2007-06-18T15:37:39Z")

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[QUOTE=Hal Briston]  
Gahh…like I need _more_ temptation to peek into the forbidden thread.

Too bad we don’t have the ability to set things up like over on the _Hispaniola_. While it’s nice knowing that living players can’t peek in, it’s nicer not seeing the posting list.

I had the previous night here spoiled when I came into MPSIMS, scanned the thread list, and saw that **Millit** was the most recent poster to the forbidden thread. Yes, I would’ve found out 30 seconds later anyway, but I like the suspense of **Gad** ’s death posts.  
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Yeah… and it seems, things will be pretty heated over there, at least for a while…

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**Author:** ![DiggitCamara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df788c/32.png) [@DiggitCamara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiggitCamara)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-the-game-iii-kinder-and-gentler/400527/2403 "2007-06-18T15:38:48Z")

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I just hope this night won’t last as long as the other nights.

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**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-the-game-iii-kinder-and-gentler/400527/2404 "2007-06-18T16:50:57Z")

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With tempers and hard feelings apparently flying around, perhaps I can help offer some (admittedly melancholy) perspective.

My friend/developer has had no improvement as of Friday night. ☹ He’s on a respirator because he can’t breath on his own, but he is conscious and still able to communicate with his family and doctors by blinking and moving his eyes. I don’t know when they will finally decide to do some imaging/tests to narrow down what is going on with his brain/spine, but I do know that they have been afraid that such procedures were too risky to perform as of Friday.

Young (25 or so), brilliant, talented, and so much life ahead of him. Truly fscked up. He also happens to be one of the few people I’ve explained this game to, aside from the wifey. So if y’all will humor me, take a moment to enjoy the opportunities we have to know each other and stretch our brains in this game, and in the greater game of life.

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**Author:** ![DiggitCamara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df788c/32.png) [@DiggitCamara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiggitCamara)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-the-game-iii-kinder-and-gentler/400527/2405 "2007-06-18T16:56:34Z")

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[QUOTE=ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies]  
With tempers and hard feelings apparently flying around, perhaps I can help offer some (admittedly melancholy) perspective.

My friend/developer has had no improvement as of Friday night. ☹ He’s on a respirator because he can’t breath on his own, but he is conscious and still able to communicate with his family and doctors by blinking and moving his eyes. I don’t know when they will finally decide to do some imaging/tests to narrow down what is going on with his brain/spine, but I do know that they have been afraid that such procedures were too risky to perform as of Friday.

Young (25 or so), brilliant, talented, and so much life ahead of him. Truly fscked up. He also happens to be one of the few people I’ve explained this game to, aside from the wifey. So if y’all will humor me, take a moment to enjoy the opportunities we have to know each other and stretch our brains in this game, and in the greater game of life.  
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I’m very sorry to hear that. I hope he pulls through alright.

And yeah, I think we need to put things in perspective here. It’s a game, no more, no less. I’ll bet in a year we won’t have but hazy memories of this, so, it’s important to enjoy it now.

For the record: I have been enjoying myself. I hope everybody else has, too.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-the-game-iii-kinder-and-gentler/400527/2406 "2007-06-18T17:04:11Z")

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My wife has recently become hooked on the various emergency room shows on Discovery Health. After watching a couple dozen of these lately, I’m becoming convinced that all accident/hospitalization stories have happy endings.

I know that’s not reality, but I certainly hope it works out that way for your friend, **Cookies**.

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**Author:** ![Gadarene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Gadarene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadarene)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-the-game-iii-kinder-and-gentler/400527/2407 "2007-06-18T19:11:06Z")

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\*It is the Village Green. **Hal Briston** is here. He ain’t living.

**Hal Briston** , a Mason, is dead.\*

(Didn’t we just lynch you in Mafia IV? Not a good couple of days, mortality-wise.)

The Day will end at 3 p.m. my time on Friday. Three players left; two votes to lynch.

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**Author:** ![Gadarene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Gadarene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadarene)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-the-game-iii-kinder-and-gentler/400527/2408 "2007-06-18T19:15:19Z")

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**Updated Player List**

Alive:

1. ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies
2. nesta
3. DiggitCamara

Dead:

1. percypercy – citizen (lynched, Day One)
2. NAF1138 – citizen (murdered, Night One)
3. dnooman – citizen (lynched, Day Two)
4. Kyrie Eleison – detective (murdered, Night Two)
5. Projammer – do-gooder (lynched, Day Three)
6. fluiddruid – mafia (lynched, Day Four)
7. Lightnin’ – do-gooder (lynched, Day Five)
8. Lemur866 – mafia (lynched, Day Six)
9. CaerieD – citizen (murdered, Night Six)
10. SnakesCatLady – citizen (lynched, Day Seven)
11. zuma – citizen (murdered, Night Seven)
12. Idle Thoughts – night watchman (collateral damage, Night Seven)
13. Rachm Qoch – mafia (lynched, Day Eight)
14. Blaster Master – mafia (lynched, Day Nine)
15. Millit the Frail – mason (murdered, Night Nine)
16. tirial – doctor (lynched, Day Ten)
17. Hal Briston – mason (murdered, Night Ten)

Three players left; **two votes needed to lynch**.

And if everyone votes for a different person it _will_ be decided by [random.org](http://random.org). Just so that’s clear.

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**Author:** ![DiggitCamara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df788c/32.png) [@DiggitCamara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiggitCamara)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-the-game-iii-kinder-and-gentler/400527/2409 "2007-06-18T19:20:02Z")

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… that was fast…

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-the-game-iii-kinder-and-gentler/400527/2410 "2007-06-18T19:23:54Z")

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So…damn…_close_!

Guess I should take all the “toldjaso”'s that **tirial** wants to throw my way, 'eh?

Ok town…go find that scum!

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**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-the-game-iii-kinder-and-gentler/400527/2411 "2007-06-18T20:16:04Z")

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Ok this really fracking sucks.

**nesta** , you have multiple strikes against you in my book. First and foremost, lack of posting, quickly followed by recently voting against me. If you don’t start talking and doing some damage-control soon, I’m going to have to throw a vote your way.

**Hal’s** consistent views on \*\*Diggit]/b] lead me to obvious conclusion that **Diggit** is the other Mason, but as to whether or not he was recruited, I have virtually no read.

Damn this game. _grumble_

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**Author:** ![DiggitCamara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df788c/32.png) [@DiggitCamara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiggitCamara)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-the-game-iii-kinder-and-gentler/400527/2412 "2007-06-18T21:54:02Z")

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[QUOTE=ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies]  
(snip)

**Hal’s** consistent views on **Diggit** lead me to obvious conclusion that **Diggit** is the other Mason, but as to whether or not he was recruited, I have virtually no read.

Damn this game. _grumble_  
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I [point you to this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=8678848&postcount=2340) post.

> [@DiggitCamara](#):
>
> From a purely pragmatical side, a mason recruit two days ago would have, at least, insured his/her win.
> 
> There would have been: 2 masons, 1 scum, one hybrid scum/mason and 3 citizens. After the lynch , it would have been 2 masons, one hybrid scum/mason, 3 citizens.
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> If the scum/mason had killed a citizen, it would have been  
> 2 masons, one hybrid, 2 citizens.
> 
> During the day, the masons could have lynched without cooperation. Leaving 1 citizen, 2 masons, one hybrid. At this point, the hybrid would pretty much have won. Either by killing the citizen or by leaving things as they were (no-kill vote, for instance). Next day would have been a citizen lynch, and entering that night there would have been 3 masons left. Either way the hybrid wins (whether the others lynch him/her or not), since (s)he shares both in mason and scum wins.

… if only my decision was as easy…

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**Author:** ![nesta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a4c791/32.png) [@nesta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nesta)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-the-game-iii-kinder-and-gentler/400527/2413 "2007-06-18T22:12:38Z")

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Well, hm. If it’s any consolation **Hal** , I wish they would have killed me instead. Then I could sit back and watch it play out instead of having to try to make sense of it.

[QUOTE=ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies]  
**nesta** , you have multiple strikes against you in my book. First and foremost, lack of posting…  
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That’s fair. I don’t want to make any excuses, but life has a way of becoming a real clusterfuck at the worst times.

\<out of game\>I really hope that things go well for your friend/developer. My life has been pretty shitty for the last few weeks, and it’s easy to lose perspective. There are real tragedies in life and my situation doesn’t even come close. Even though I don’t know him, I’m really pulling for him.\</out of game\>

[QUOTE=ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies]  
…quickly followed by recently voting against me.  
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Yesterday when I cast my vote I thought I was on to something. I wasn’t sure about **tirial** being scum, not because of her posts (which did seem scummy to me), but due to the likelihood of the recruitment happening on the last no-kill night. Of course, I neglected to factor in that the kill might have been blocked that night because I had subconsciously been assuming that **tirial** had been self-protecting for quite a while. I still don’t know what to make of this, especially now that **tirial** has been confirmed not-recruited. If the recruitment happened on the last no-kill night I didn’t think they would have recruited **tirial** , which left you, **Diggit** , and **Hal**. When I voted I thought you were the most likely recruit, but started to doubt this when no one else agreed. Now I’m not sure. All I know is that it’s you or **Diggit**.

[QUOTE=ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies]  
**Hal’s** consistent views on **Diggit** lead me to obvious conclusion that **Diggit** is the other Mason, but as to whether or not he was recruited, I have virtually no read.  
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[bold tag fixed]  
This makes me think you aren’t the other mason, or you would already know if **Diggit** is one. I guess it’s role claim time, as there won’t be another night since the game ends today unless we vote no-lynch, and I think that would be incredibly stupid for obvious reasons.

I’m a regular, vanilla townie. There, I said it. It feels good to get that out in the open. I kicked myself yesterday after I posted my suspicion list in order because I was afraid I had outed the masons by confirming I wasn’t one. Maybe I did, and maybe it actually made a difference… if so I’m sorry **Hal**. I really tried not to make it obvious I wasn’t a mason to keep the recruit (if not a mason) guessing.

So where does that leave us? I’m not a mason, and I know I wasn’t recruited though I don’t expect you to take me at my word. **Cookies** seems to be saying she isn’t a mason. **Diggit** , are you a mason, or were there only two?

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**Author:** ![DiggitCamara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df788c/32.png) [@DiggitCamara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiggitCamara)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-the-game-iii-kinder-and-gentler/400527/2414 "2007-06-18T22:23:00Z")

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[QUOTE=nesta]  
(snip)So where does that leave us? I’m not a mason, and I know I wasn’t recruited though I don’t expect you to take me at my word. **Cookies** seems to be saying she isn’t a mason. **Diggit** , are you a mason, or were there only two?  
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I was hoping someone else would claim too…

Guess not.

Yeah, I’m the remaining mason.

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**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-the-game-iii-kinder-and-gentler/400527/2415 "2007-06-18T23:15:23Z")

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I’m vanilla town. I’ve inadvertantly outed myself as such on so many occasions, I can’t even count them, so I’d be highly surpised if that is a surprise to anyone. So surprised that I didn’t even think to role-claim in my last post. Of course some (if not all) of those sloppy moments (including not role-claiming earlier today) are likely to be seen as (or twisted into) crafty scum manipulations, but sadly they were just vanilla sloppiness.

As strong as my words were against you earlier today, **nesta** , I can’t help but  
give you the benefit of the doubt that life has come around to bite you on the butt lately. I don’t believe that you would play the endgame by trying to hide your recruitment in real life distractions from the game. It just sounds weird to even type that out loud, since we all know that the game exists to provide an entertaining distraction from our daily lives.

I also just can’t swallow **Diggit’s** response to my tying vote at face value. The only way I can swallow it is by assuming that he was using it as an opportunity to try and win my trust and come off as pro-town. It was just laid on a bit too thick.

**Vote Diggit** for the umpteenth time.

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**Author:** ![DiggitCamara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df788c/32.png) [@DiggitCamara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiggitCamara)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-the-game-iii-kinder-and-gentler/400527/2416 "2007-06-18T23:29:46Z")

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[QUOTE=ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies]  
I’m vanilla town. I’ve inadvertantly outed myself as such on so many occasions, I can’t even count them, so I’d be highly surpised if that is a surprise to anyone. So surprised that I didn’t even think to role-claim in my last post. Of course some (if not all) of those sloppy moments (including not role-claiming earlier today) are likely to be seen as (or twisted into) crafty scum manipulations, but sadly they were just vanilla sloppiness.

As strong as my words were against you earlier today, **nesta** , I can’t help but  
give you the benefit of the doubt that life has come around to bite you on the butt lately. I don’t believe that you would play the endgame by trying to hide your recruitment in real life distractions from the game. It just sounds weird to even type that out loud, since we all know that the game exists to provide an entertaining distraction from our daily lives.

I also just can’t swallow **Diggit’s** response to my tying vote at face value. The only way I can swallow it is by assuming that he was using it as an opportunity to try and win my trust and come off as pro-town. It was just laid on a bit too thick.

**Vote Diggit** for the umpteenth time.  
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Ooookay. I’ll suppose, for a minute, you believe my claim that I am a mason. Let’s suppose, for a minute, I was recruited.

1. The last “original scum” ( **Blaster Master** ) died. Night fell. At the time there was one hybrid (me), two pure masons ( **Hal** and **Millit** ), **tirial** , **nesta** and you
2. I could have let \*\*Millit \*\*live and kill… anyone but **tirial** , leaving one hybrid (me), two pure masons ( **Hal** and **Millit** ) against \*\*tirial \*\*and another townie, giving masons a majority of votes  
… you can take it from there. I would have won in any conceivable scenario from then on.

Let’s look at this Night:

1. One hybrid (me), one “pure mason” ( **Hal** ), you and **nesta**
2. I kill… anyone but **Hal** leaving one hybrid (me), one “pure mason” ( **Hal** ) and a pure majority for masons.

Again, at night there would be two masons left. And I would win (I win both if masons win and if scum win)

… I assure you, I’m not dumb enough to jeopardize a guaranteed win. Twice.

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**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-the-game-iii-kinder-and-gentler/400527/2417 "2007-06-18T23:56:42Z")

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Ok. So you’re either going to do an about-face on your analysis of me or you think that **nesta** is the kind of low-down-dirty scum who would lurk and lie, or the kind of recently recruited scum who never asked to be recruited, and is doing the best he can with juggling the game with (understandably) higher priorities?

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**Author:** ![DiggitCamara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df788c/32.png) [@DiggitCamara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiggitCamara)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2007, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-the-game-iii-kinder-and-gentler/400527/2418 "2007-06-19T00:04:04Z")

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[QUOTE=ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies]  
Ok. So you’re either going to do an about-face on your analysis of me or you think that **nesta** is the kind of low-down-dirty scum who would lurk and lie, or the kind of recently recruited scum who never asked to be recruited, and is doing the best he can with juggling the game with (understandably) higher priorities?  
[/QUOTE]

Thus far: neither.

Like I said yesterday (when **Hal** asked), I couldn’t see either of you acting like you did if you had been recruited. I must be wrong, of course. But I honestly have no idea who was recruited.

By now I think the recruitment night was recent, so your description of “the kind of recently recruited scum who never asked to be recruited” seems about right. Which makes finding him/her even more difficult than before. Even more difficult is the fact that the new recruit never had a chance to discuss strategy with the rest of the scum and might strike out in a new and uncharted direction.

I know I wasn’t recruited and I know I am a mason. If I had been recruited, I would definitely not have killed **Millit** , and **Hal** even less.

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**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2007, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-the-game-iii-kinder-and-gentler/400527/2419 "2007-06-19T00:29:10Z")

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Ah but you said you were having fun, and that opens up the possibility that you’d want to extend that fun as long as possible, which could provide enough motivation to prolong our tortu…I mean, “entertainment”. 😉

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**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2007, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-the-game-iii-kinder-and-gentler/400527/2420 "2007-06-19T00:38:21Z")

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In all seriousness though, your (sad but true) “Spell it out for Cookies…she’s kinda slow” post warrants an unvote before **nesta** shows up.

Unvote Diggit.

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